Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans, duh!
Starfire flew to Titans Tower.
"Did you get the job?" Robin asked, masked eyes hopeful.
Starfire stared at him. Then she looked back at the other titans. John Eimdabosses' words echoed in her mind.
"Let no one know... It's a secret..."
Starfire let out a small smile. So she told them 'what had happened' After 'informing' them that she had been rejected, they all loaded her down with suggestions of a second job. (A/N: How I wish I would be loaded down with suggestions)
"Car mechanic!" Cyborg called.
"Spy?" Robin responded.
"Professional comedian?" Beast Boy butted in.
"You could be a singer." Raven responded.
"Villian!" Gizmo gave.
"Friends, those are all suggestions that are right for you. I could not be any of those things.Cyborg, I do not know much about the strange vehicles you have on Earth. Robin, I cannot disguise myself like you can. I have green eyes, and not just the irises. Beast Boy, I do not tell jokes like you. Raven, you can sing? I cannot. Gizmo, I am not evil like you."
"FRIENDS! Stupid crud-head, I ain't ya friend! Gross! Alien germs! " Gizmo screeched.
"Hey, what are you doing here? I thought you were frozen ? Why are you here? We're heroes, we try to beat you up!" Beast Boy stared at Gizmo.
"Pitsniffer!" Gizmo disappeared.
"Oookay," Raven said, "That was 'wacky'."
"I 'm surprised you aren't a journalist. It would have been the perfect job for you." Robin wondered.
Later that night, Starfire called Mr. Eimdaboss over the phone. Together, they came up with "Ask Star".
Kori Anders opened up her 'email', which Raven taught her how to use. Since her only friends on Earth consisted of the people who were in the tower with her, she rarely got mail. Suddenly, she logged in, and the neutral female monotone jumped out at her.
"You've got mail."
The curious female alien opened it cautiously. Who could it be from? It was a forwarding. John had forwarded a message to her from Starfire stared at it wearily. Did she want to know?
Dear Star,
I wanted to join this well-known group of people. I don't like them, I just wanted to be a traitor because one of them deceived my own clique, the ------------. (I filtered the name out.) But those stupid toilet-for-brainers didn't accept me! I hate them! I would be a valuable addition to the stinking team 'cuz I'm better than 'em all! Heh! The really sad part is, I'm frozen! I can't move at all! I have this gadget planted in my brain that lets me type stuff to ya crudsniffers. I wanna join the team! Whadda I do?
-Gizzy teh cool villehn
Could it be? Nah. Although "Gizzy teh cool villehn" sounded suspiciously like him.Hmm. Well, she should just respond normally, if she said anything, her boss would figure out that she was Starfire,
Dear Gizzy,
These people don't sound that cool. Since you are so cool, why do you want to join them? How did you feel when they betrayed you? Even if you hate them, that would be stooping down to their level. The 'geek' level. It sounds like you really want to join them, though. If you do, how about asking them why they won't let you in? If it is a good reason, accept it and move on. If it is a bad reason, point it out. If they still don't agree, they aren't worth your time. If it is for a good reason you can easily change for, change yourself for it! But don't change yourself too much. Be yourself!
-Star
Sniggering as she read over it, she realized that she had portrayed Gizzy, or maybe Gizmo, as the good guy. Oh well. Maybe he would change himself to good like she had suggested last. Although she doubted that Gizzy, whoever he was, would listen to her, she sent it back to John to forward.
Five seconds later, the bored "You've got mail" returned. Another message from Eimdaboss.
"You are really good at this! Gizzy will love it! I already put an ad up for Ask Star, so prepare for a lot of e-mail!"
Kori Anders sighed. Why was he online so often!
"Nerd." She quoted a phrase Raven, Beast Boy, and Cyborg used often.
It was going to be a long day...And it was nighttime!
A/N: DOn't worry, the chapters will start getting longer and better( I hope). I really need a beta reader. (And a life, I'm updating already!) What I mean by better is that I'll start making more and more people ask for advice, I just need some more IDEAS! Beta readers, reviewers, flamers, critisisers and suggestioners are welcome! The reason this is so short is because only longhairedhorse gave me any ideas. Thanks, I'll use them!Anyway, I'm trying to decide on the people who will ask for advice.If you have any ideas, tell me. I'M IN NEED HERE!I don't have a definite plan for this, and will REALLY welcome any suggestions. Please? Anyway, this chapter is going wherever, whenever. Do you think i should make the story mainly about pairings or should I toss in some other things? Pairing stories, to me, aren't that interesting, but I don't know how to worm in other things.. I need ideas! I'm looking for a beta reader as well, I need one, as you will see, I am a desperate cause.
To all my reviewers who got mad at me for saying I suck: Can I do it one more time? Please? Okay, thanks! I SUCK! I suck, don't read this, it really stinks. If you are reading this story, you are crazy, but thank you so much!
This is one heck of an authors note, it's longer than the story!