A/N: I'm getting so many ideas! I don't know how to use them, though, but I definitely will. If anyone wants me to change the outcome of the chapter, I will. By the way, this chapter is utterly idiotic and psycho. I don't own the TT.

Gizmo slipped into the computer store. Actually, he did not "slip" into the computer store, he smashed the glass door open with his mechanical legs. Go figure. Surprisingly, Gizmo's idea of stealing a computer had disappeared. Perhaps it jumped out the broken window. No longer here to steal, the bald, young, immature, evil genius hopped onto a computer chair. Why was he here? To check his e-mail of course! After the Titans 'visited' the 'secret lair' they 'accidentally' busted his precious computer. Horrors! The miserable Gizmo watched it's burial in the lair's backyard. (A/N: They have a backyard? I don't know, I'm just feeling crazy today. THis chapter will be psycho.) It was time to move on.

What a sight to see: A ten-year-old villain in a closed computer store (with the alarm blaring) calmly checking his e-mail, receiving one from "Star" forwarded by :Eimdaboss".

"Hmmm. Yeah, why DO I wanna join those losers, I am cooler than them...Well, they did it first, so they are stoopin' lower!...Ask? Them? Don't change...This dufus sounds like that alien crud head! Should I take the advice? Hmmm..." Gizmo's voice, yet to experience puberty, echoed around the empty store.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm." When a feminine voice replied, he wondered if he sounded THAT girlish, and started to look forward to growing up. But then the voice said more.

"What are you doing, Giz?" Oh god, it was a goody-two-shoes broccoli-face hero! Darn toilet-eater!

Immediately, Gizmo twisted the chair and found that it was way worse than a hero. It was HER. That two-ugly-faced stupid crud-munching traitor! Who he found very sexy. (AN: Excuse me for that. Warned ya.)

"What are YOU doing here? Come to defeat and stop me, traitor? Well, ya can't! Take that!"

Jinx quickly shot a pink hex at the bullet he had shot at her and picked up Gizmo. The boy was about to yell at her to put him down so they could fight fair, when she snatched away his guns and placed him on a high shelf. Curse her and her height! Wait, didn't curse mean to wish bad luck upon somebody? If he cursed her, then her powers would just go stronger.

"I aint fallin' for that! I don't curse you! Now gimme my machines and stop trying to make yaself powa'ful so we can fight fair!"

"We aren't 'fighting'," The fuchsia sorceress stated in her slightly-annoyed-but-acting-calm voice. "We are having a chat about your habits."

Gizmo paused. He wasn't stealing anything, and she wanted him to? His sexy leader was back!

"My villain habits? Ya, I know, they haven't been well, blah blah blah. You been a stinking hero!"

"Heroine to you, and still am."

"Yeah, yeah, ye-WAIT, WHAT, YA TRASHBALL !You gonna try and convert me!"

"No, I'm speaking about your eating habits. You use your machinery and get absolutely no exercise. Yet you continue to eat. This isn't healthy for a growing boy."

"What would you know about growing boys! I'll eat whatever crud I wanna eat!"

"Right!" Jinx spat. "You are eating crud! And I may not know much about growing boys, but HE does."

A young, energetic-looking, muscular redhead sped in.

"I'm your host, Kid Flash! We are watching Gizmo 24/7!"

"Shut up and tell him why he should diet, KF." Jinx sighed.

"You people aint my mother!"

"I should hope not!" Kid Flash evilly grinned at Gizmo, which scared him slightly.

"You ain't my father either annoying sh-"

"Gizmo!" Jinx scolded. "What happened to your 'crud head' and 'pit-sniffer'! While I may not be your mother, I am your closest thing to one, and not only should I make sure you eat healthy and exercise, I also have to correct your language. West, soap please."

Kid Flash handed her a bar of soap.

"No! Fine, crudhead, crudhead, crudhead! Ya happy now!"

Jinx smiled, satisfied. "Yes, I am, you piece of sh-"

"Jinx!" Kid Flash yelled, mock-dignified-and-appalled.

"I was about to say school-skipping immature kid!"

"Oh." Kid Flash flushed. (Toungetwister!)

Then Kid Flash gave Gizmo the 'growing boy, eat healthy, be active' lecture. And when Gizmo failed to be convinced, Wally started playing a sex-ed movie on the computers...

"No!!! I'll do whatever you say!"

"You know," Jinx commented, "We could use this opportunity to get him on the good side. Then again...when I was younger and evil, even a sex-ed movie was better than becoming a hero."

So Gizmo went to Jenny Craig. After threatening Jenny herself into letting him join, he lost a grand total of 10 pounds. Hey, he's a kid. If he lost 30 he'd be about 50 pounds of villain.

After all that was done, Gizmo was left alone. Questioning the Titans as to why he could not join, he found, "You are evil, remember?" to be unreasonable. An angry Gizmo could be found pointing out the utter stupidity of that reason, and calling the Titans a waste of his valuable time. (Sound familiar?) He walked away, still a villain, who had been captured, held prisoner, and tortured with sex-ed and Jenny-Craig by his old sexy-teammate and her sexy new friend.

Gizmo stayed bad. Keep him that way? Write about him converting and toss this chapter?Don't worry, this is not a Gizmo/Kid Flash. Or a Gizmo/Jinx. And thank you to alibi2014. Not only for the great stories she's written, but for being my fantastic beta reader! Yay!This chapter is pretty much a short pointless thing, stalling the real chapters. :)

I still need ideas, so give me all you've got!