Harry Potter and the Very Streird Future
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. I am a Harry Potter fanatic! But Computer+ Pure Boredness+Streirdness +
13 yr old girlThis story! I also do not own the story POTC: In Present times but my friend Cymberlee does and I know she won't care if I go into that story.
A/N: Remember streird is a cross between weird and strange Okay...ENJOY!
Okay... Who are they? They thought.
Older Harry and Ron were talking.
"Why are you living in a dumster?" asked Harry.
"It reminds me of the burrow," said Ron. "We didn't have to pay didly squat to live there. Why should I waste my money?"
"Wow," said younger Ron. " Older me is a loser!"
"Hey," said Hermione. " You know those two people, the man that jumped on older Ron and the woman he made out with?
We should spy on them."
"Good idea," said Ron. "That's one of the many reasons I love you."
"WHAT?!"
"Nothing," he said quickly.
"Let's go with Hermione's idea," said Ginny.
They walked where they saw Jack and Elizabeth run away. They were getting in a car. Harry, Ginny, and Hermione got in the car just in time but Ron wasn't so lucky. He got the edge of his shoe caught in the door so he was literally dragged by the car. They finally stopped at a hole. Ron was pretty beat up. He had a broken arm and leg and a slight skull fracture.
"I swear," said Ron. "When I'm older I will sue them."
They went down in the hole and looked in the dirt trash can and saw the dead body of none other than Percy Weasley.
"Percy!" cried Ginny, and she burst into tears.
"Git," said Ron. "I knew someday Fred and George would kill him."
A/N: In the next chapter me, Gessyca, and my friends Cymberlee, Droo, and Brrook will pay a visit to the story.