Harry Potter and the Very Streird Future
A/N: Sorry guys I haven't updated since September. But I decided I might as well continue.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters, if I did I would put Naruto people in it but I don't.
Enter Cymberlee, Gessyca, Drew and Brooke and Broer.
"Is that dirt they're eating?" asked Ginny in utter disgust.
"Ew..." said Harry.
"Oh my god! Percy!" said Ginny.
"Damn. I thought he was dead." said Ron.
They watched as the decomposing Percy grabbed a dirt dinner roll and left.They watched these people for the rest of the night, and in the morning they saw the anorexic bitch get attacked by a racoon. Harry, Hermione, and Ginny took great amusement in watching this. But as for Ron...
"Hey, dammit! Get off my future wife!"
"I thought he loved me" said Hermione quite disappointedly.
After watching Elizabeth kill Jack's pet four very strange looking girls and a nerdy boy showed up. All except for the small one and the very tall one were wearing Akutsuki headbands. Brooke (Itachi's), Cymberlee (Deidara's), Jessica (Heidan's) Drew(none)and Broer (none) all walked towards the Harry Potter and POTC people.
"Oh great!" said Harry. "First Harry Potter, then POTC, and now Naruto! I suppose next Hagrid will fly by on that motorcycle and kill the tall one.
"I told yer to give me the damn beer" yelled a very drunk Hagrid as he flew by and hit Broer, therefore, killing him.
"God dammit, Broer." said me (Gessyca). "When you see a drunken giant on a flying motorbike your supposed to move!"
"Oh my god!!!" said Cymberlee(Kim). "Jack Sparrow!!" she yelled as she and Drew ran up and hugged him.
"Hey dammit! Get away from my husband!" yelled Elizabeth.
Brooke shoved dynamite down her throat and blew her up. After that, I got in the car and ran her over.
"Yay! That's what you get for killing Rascal bitch!"said a surprisingly happy Jack.
"Dumbass" muttered Brooke.
"What no Luna?" I asked the Harry Potter people. "That sucks. But Ginny would be the next best thing!"
"Thanks. I think." said Ginny.
"Hi, Ron!!" I said as I ran up and hugged him and after that I had Hermione glaring at me.
I grabbed one of Brooke's bombs and threw it at Hermione, but I sadly missed.
"Shit! No Jonathan Davis or Itachi. Who am I going to hug?" asked Brooke.
A/N: Like it? If not I'll have Brooke blow you up! I know it was weird having people you don't know in the story but that made it interesting! You don't like it? I'll send Rock Lee to annoy the hell out of you.