Shikon Cruise
Bathroom Prison
Last time on Shikon Cruise
Everyone was passed out, lying all over the place, drinks were spread out everywhere, and only two people were still actually awake.
"I think the guys won" Miroku said, he had drank 10 beer bottles and still he was up, Sango passed out at around 9, Miroku was about to yell yes when…
"I don't think so Miro, I drank 13 beers, and I'm still standing, the girls win" Kilala said with a wink, she was standing perfectly still. Miroku cursed as he went to his room to sulk some more, Kilala then smiled…as she fell to the ground totally knocked out
Miroku walked back and smiled
"I knew I won, well better not let her know that, I have a feeling she'll hunt me down in my sleep." Miroku smiled as he went back to his room.
Present Time
Early the Next Morning
Everyone was starting to finally wake up from their drunken state, for the millionth time since they started this trip, they all were complaining about headaches and sore body parts. Kilala was gloating on how she was the best drinker that had ever descended on earth. Everyone else was trying to restrain themselves from choking or beating her.
Back with InuYasha and Kagome
Kagome woke up to hear someone chucking their lunch into the toilet. Kagome sighed and laughed, she felt more weight on her then normal on, she looked on her stomach to see InuYasha's arm, and she smiled at first and snuggled in farther…until…
"Holy mother fucker!" Kagome yelled as she pushed InuYasha off, hearing a loud thud and a groan. She got the daja vu feeling, and then remembered doing that in the hotel.
"You are a mean child." InuYasha grumbled as he climbed back up on the bed. He ran a hand through his hair and stretched, Kagome couldn't help but notice his muscles flex under the sudden movement, sometime during their slumber, he had taken his shirt off. Kagome blushed, and tried to turn away.
InuYasha didn't notice this and just kept stretching and yawning. Kagome was blushing like crazy by this time. She then tried to get away, she wrapped the blanket around her and went into the washroom to change into something else, that's when she realized that she had slept with InuYasha…naked….though they didn't do anything, but still it was the fact that she was NAKED in a BED with a HOT GUY!
Kagome's face flushed once again as she came out wearing, a black tank top and blue jeans. InuYasha had already changed, wearing a tight black T-shirt and dark blue jeans
"Hey we're color coordinated!" InuYasha laughed, he wrapped an arm, around Kagome's shoulder and they walked out as Kagome told him.
"You could be the biggest idiot ever in the morning."
In the main room
Kilala and the others were cleaning up the main room; they were picking up bottles and anything else they could find. They then saw InuYasha and Kagome come into the room.
"Hey, you guys are color coordinated!" Kilala and Sango pointed out.
"Ha! See?" InuYasha pointed as Kagome just glared at them all.
"Yeah, yeah, you people notice the weirdest things." Kagome said as she started helping them pick up garbage.
"Hey, where's Miroku?" InuYasha asked Shippo.
"I have no clue, haven't seen him since last night, he was jugging down some beers and then I passed out…Ow, my head hurts." Shippo whined.
"Hey, do you guys know where Miroku is?" InuYasha asked everyone.
"I don't know." Koga shrugged, everyone else shook their heads.
"Hmmm, I wonder where the pervert is." Sango wondered, Kagome shrugged.
"Probably getting slapped the hell out of as we speak." Kagome laughed.
"Probably." Sango and everyone else agreed.
"Ok wonderful Losers; let's get all of the other stuff so we can get the hell out of here!" Kagura yelled.
"Yeah, yeah." Everyone yelled back, Kagura rolled her eyes and went to help them out.
Miroku
"Urgh." Miroku moaned as he got up from his bed, his hair was messed up and he had a killer headache.
"I will kill anyone who makes me drink…ever again." Miroku cursed as he got up, he went to see where everyone else was.
Main Room
"Hey, ok so were finally done!" Kagome clapped. Lately Kikyo hadn't been hanging around, much to Kagura's delight, Kikyo had told Kagome that she would always think their friends, but for now she had to stop being around him, it hurt her to much.
"Yeah well I'm not feeling too good, I'm gonna go and you know…hack up my lunch." Sango said as she held her stomach.
"You want me to go with you?" Kagome asked Sango shook her head ad ran to the washroom.
Miroku
'Where the hell is everyone? Oh well, I'm just gonna go and wash up.' Miroku thought as he walked to the washroom, no sooner had he finished drying his hands had someone dashed into the washroom, almost closed the door, then out of no where it shut tightly, and started puking their insides out. He made a disgusted look, but then looked at who it was. He saw Sango's back and rushed to her side. He pulled back her hair as she gagged, she didn't puke but she gagged, enough to make her dizzy.
"Are you ok?" Miroku asked after she was done, she rinsed her mouth out and grunted.
"Yeah, now I guess…" Sango shrugged.
"Ok, let's go get a glass of water then ok?" Miroku asked, Sango nodded, he put and arm around her shoulders and they reached for the door.
Miroku jingled the door knob but it wouldn't move.
"What the?" Miroku asked as he tried harder, Sango looked at him with a puzzled face.
"It's locked." Miroku said in one breathe.
"Say what?!" Sango yelled, she rushed over and pulled on the door knob, jingled it and did anything she possibly could.
"I can't believe this!" Sango yelled as she slumped to the floor.
"I wonder how long we'll be here." Miroku pondered.
"Till we DIE! Someone help me!" Sango yelled like her life depended on it.
"I think your overreacting." Miroku said in a calm voice.
"How can you be so freaking calm?! We're gonna die in here! I gonna die with a pervert!" Sango yelled once more.
Miroku sat there for a bit, wondering something then just shook his head and smiled.
"Oh well, I'm sure someone will find us sooner or later, Sango." Miroku said confidently.
"Yeah right!" Sango said and she sulked.
Miroku sighed and sat beside her, Sango looked at him and shuffled away a bit, he sighed again and sat closer, she then shuffled away and he did the same. They kept doing this until finally Sango had no where else to go.
"I hate you." Sango mumbled Miroku just shook his head and wrapped an arm around her shoulders, Sango sighed for the billionth time and rested her head on his shoulder. Miroku closed his other arm around her knees and smiled.
"Why you smiling?" Sango asked when she saw his smirk.
"Because…I finally get you by yourself." Miroku said as he rested his head on hers,
"Whatever…weirdo." Sango breathed.
With the group
"I swear to god, Sango's probably already left Miroku's body in some weird ditch by the side of an isolated road and is burying him as we speak." Kilala sighed as they went looking through the halls for their two missing friends.
"Ok, I think…no wait, I KNOW that she didn't do that, first off, we're on a boat floating in the middle of an ocean, so there are NO roads and second off…she'd get dirty and you know how much Sango hates getting dirty." Kagome smiled, Kagura nodded her head.
"Yeah and plus I'm sure she would have just thrown him off the boat instead of that complicated plan." Kagura smiled sweetly, Sesshomaru, who was standing close to her just rolled his eyes.
"No, I think she's just like…drugged him and then you know, lock him somewhere so that no one would find him and then he'd starve to death." Ayame suggested, Koga who stood right beside her shuffled a bit away.
"You, girls are twisted." InuYasha and Shippo said at the same time.
"That hurt." Kagome faked hurt.
"Yeah, I mean we're just creative!" Kilala defended herself.
They started laughing and turned a few halls to look into the rooms.
InuYasha opened a door, with Koga right behind him; they opened it, heard a scream and closed it.
"SORRY!" Koga yelled while the door closed.
"Next time LOCK your lock…that's what there there for!" InuYasha yelled as he shut the door.
"Who was that?" Kilala and Kagome asked, they stuck there heads out of the corner, Kagura and Ayame soon joined, followed with Sesshomaru and Shippo.
"Ok well we just you know….walked in on…" Koga stuttered, InuYasha shivered.
Who?" Kagura urged them on.
"I saw….Kanna….and…Menomaru….Ah!" InuYasha finished, him and Koga were holding each other and shivering, on the verge of poking each other's eyes off.
"OH GOD!" Kagura said as she tried to shut out all sound to her ears, Sesshomaru made a look and held Kagura as she held her ears.
"That's like….ewww!" Kilala made a face and shivered, Shippo and she just shook their heads repeatedly like they didn't believe what they were hearing.
"Wait, their like….Ew, cause I mean Kanna's like…well weird and then Menomaru is like…Ew and aren't they….you know cousins by marriage?!" Kagome stuck out her tongue and clung to InuYasha, after he and Koga let go of each other, realizing how gay it looked. InuYasha clung back and nodded his head.
"EWWW!" Ayame cried, Koga was sitting in the corner trying to pry his eyes out. They all ran to the other side of the boat.
Back to the bathroom
"Hey, you think the others even noticed we're gone?" Sango asked, they had sat their in silence, just content with each other's presence.
"Probably, but then again, with InuYasha's laziness they might be sitting around hoping we'd turn up sooner or later." Miroku shrugged, Sango shrugged as well and snuggled in more.
Miroku hugged her tighter to himself.
"Miroku…?" Sango asked.
Miroku looked at her and nodded.
"Do…do you…you know…" 'Ask already! Do you like me! Just ask Stupid!' Sango berated herself .
"Do I what?" Miroku asked.
"Well do you like….cheese…yes…cheese….." Sango mentally kicked herself and flushed.
"Uh…why I guess I do…" Miroku shrugged.
"Yeah…same here…" Sango sighed 'Ok so…I'll ask later.'
Back with the group
"Ok, so we looked on the top level, in the kitchen, in the bedrooms…" Kilala started listing off.
"Yeah, and Mr. Yasha over here would just walk on in like it was his room." Kagome muttered.
"Hey, people should learn to lock their doors!" InuYasha defended.
"Yeah…but InuYasha…the teachers rooms were locked…" Shippo said slowly.
"No…no it wasn't." InuYasha said like he was right, Shippo just shook his head.
"It's a talent he learned from Sesshomaru." Kagome sighed.
"Hey! I would never do such a thing as to defile my younger brother's mind." Sesshomaru said, pretending to be hurt.
"I'm so sure." Kilala and Shippo sighed.
"Ha!" Ayame laughed.
"Please." Kagome and InuYasha rolled their eyes.
"You slay me." Sesshomaru shrugged, Kagura laughed and put an arm around his waist.
"Don't worry I believe you." Kagura smiled.
"No you don't." Sesshomaru said bluntly.
"Yeah, you're right," Kagura shrugged and smiled.
Bathroom
"So…how goes it?" Sango asked, trying to break the silence.
Miroku just chuckled.
"It goes good, how about you?"
"I'm…you know….good." Sango said.
Another silent paused went by.
'What the hell am I gonna do? I have to ask him, I just do, dammit...when though? Urgh stupid complicated things...BURN IN HELL!" Sango cursed.
'I know she wants to say something…so why doesn't she? I wonder if she's nervous. Well that's little compared to the fact that I still have to ask her as well.' Miroku thought.
"Sangodoyoulikeme?" Miroku asked in one breathe just as Sango asked.
"Mirokudoyoulikeme?" Sango and Miroku stood….staring at each other.
"Huh?" Sango asked dumbly.
"Wah?" Miroku asked as well.
"So…you like me?" Sango asked, her face getting flushed.
"Better question…do you like me?" Miroku smirked, Sango slugged him.
"Oh har." She smiled.
"Well yes, I do like you, and I have for a while now." Miroku smiled as he saw Sango flush.
"I like you too." Sango whispered.
"Well then, would you do me the honor of being my girlfriend?" Miroku asked with a smirk, Sango smiled and nodded her head.
"It'd be my pleasure." Sango said as Miroku hugged her tightly and kissed her. Sango kissed back, both finally happy that they had someone to share their pain, and happiness.
After the kiss Sango hugged Miroku around the waist and he hugged her back.
"Well that's good." Miroku laughed, Sango just smiled and kissed him again, just as the door opened.
"Wow…" Kagome said as she stood the with the others behind her all staring at them, Sango pulled away and pushed Miroku in front of her and hid behind him, Miroku chuckled and wrapped an arm around her, while she hid behind him.
"Well…uh..." Kilala tried to say something.
"Um…well yeah…so…" Shippo did the same.
"Shut up." Sango said as she made her way out of the bathroom, Miroku followed behind.
"Yeah, we're dating." Miroku chuckled; he followed after a red face Sango.
"Oh…" They all stared at their friends and then shrugged.
"Meh." They said as they went to the main room.
As they went to the main room, laughing and joking around, Kagome and InuYasha lagged behind.
"See, I knew they'd get together!" InuYasha whispered to Kagome, Kagome shrugged.
"Yeah, oh well Sango has to deal with a loser slash pervert." Kagome smiled "Yup, I guess they can blame it on us for locking them in the washroom." Kagome smirked.
"Hey! They we're the ones who locked us in the closet before! Not to mention they made us see the sight of Kanna and her cousin! Oh god!" InuYasha cried out as he remembered the sight, Kagome smiled and hugged him.
"Don't worry, it'll be ok." Kagome patted him on the shoulder.
A/N: Lol, So how'd ya like it wonderful peoples! I hope ya liked it! I liked it. Anyways it was kinda hard writing since I wasn't in the mood but I did the best I possibly could! Anyways love ya all! Oh! Before I go…I should show you this art page of one of my friends, Drake, Here's his page….Mind the spaces!
http :// kuroi-tsuki. deviantart. com/
"See ya next time on 'Shikon Cruise'!"
Vixen