"Damn! Stupid door, stupid Tobi!"

Deidara furiously pulled at the handle of his door, swearing under hid breath. The electronic light kept blinking red, no matter how hard he pulled.

"Did Tobi do you in too?"

Deidara looked to his left and saw the Leader tiredly leaning against the wall.

"Leader-sama?"

"Yes, it's me."

"Hmph. You two aren't the only ones," called another voice.

"Itachi-san? Wait, can't you use Amaterasu to get in?"

"I could, but then there would be a gapping hole in the wall. We've already caused enough damage to the resort's property. Our money is to be used towards world domination, not construction."

"Guess you're right. But what are we supposed to do until morning?"

The Leader sighed.

"We could relax outside. The cabana chairs should be fine."

"Anything will be better than standing here wasting time."

Deidara laughed as the three walked down stairs and outside.

"Itachi, are you sure you're not emo? You think the whole world hates you."

Itachi turned his head, the sharingan glaring in his eyes. Deidara shivered, raising his hands in an innocent defense.

"I-I was just joking."

Itachi just turned his head forward again.

Outside-

"This is better than my bed in my room."

Deidara stretched on the chair, letting his bones crack.

"I don't know how you think these are comfortable," stated the Leader, lying down, "Now I won't be able to sleep."

"Then we should talk for a while."

The two men stared wide-eyed at Itachi, shocked that he would want to meaninglessly converse with anybody.

Leader smiled and spoke up.

"Then how about we talk about secrets, no matter how stupid or small."

"Sue, I'll go first!" Deidara seemed very enthusiastic. "I attended art school for five years and graduated at the top of my class."

"That's not very secret, you idiot."

"Do you have anything better?"

"Yes. My best friend, Shisui, raped me. That's why I killed him."

"Holy… Itachi, that's serious."

"Itachi, why didn't you tell anybody?"

"I didn't want my clan thinking that I was weak. I killed everyone to test my abilities, but to also keep that day a secret."

"Wow…"

Deidara quickly shrugged off the images in his head and turned to the Leader.

"Leader-sama, what's your secret?"

"Well, I'm not entirely sure I should tell you, but… my real name is Pein."

Itachi smirked. "That suits you."

Deidara sat up, looking at Pein.

"I think you should have a more artistic name like Picasso, or even John."

"Deidara, how can I put this nicely? Um, what the hell!? John is not artistic, or even a good name! It's some popular, overly used, male, American name!"

Pein sighed and looked at Itachi.

"Itachi, please relax. Don't scrutinize Deidara. And, any I say, that's the most you've ever said since you got drunk at the Christmas party."

Deidara laughed, thinking back to that day.

"I still can't believe you made out with Kisame and woke up in his lap. The look of surprise on his face was priceless. Though you two did look comfortable."

"And may I remind you that you also woke up in bed with Sasori."

"Shut up, jerk!"

"Make me, whore!"

Just as Deidara was about to strangle Itachi, a familiar voice called from the building.

"Hey, you guys! Couldn't get into your rooms, huh?"

The three men looked up to see Tobi hanging half way out of his window, dangling three pairs of keys; The keys needed for their doors.

Tobi laughed and dropped the keys which all landed on Pein's head. Though, being the clumsy idiot he was, Tobi's own keys slid out of his sleeve to join the rest. Pein wickedly smiled, seeing a chance for revenge.

The three disappeared, only to arrive knocking at Tobi's door.

"Oh Tobiii!" called Deidara in an angry yet sing song voice.

"W-what?" There was a silent pause.

"You die tonight." A blunt yet powerful statement.

The door slowly opened as Tobi took a few steps towards the bed. The three Akatsuki stood glaring at him.

"Oh, shit!"

Those were Tobi's last words right before being pummeled to the ground, and beaten to a bloody pulp.

The other members heard the commotion and shivered. They never knew those three could be so cruel. Judging by Tobi's shrieks, things were getting ugly.

Soon there was just silence. The three ninja walked into the hallway, very pleased with their work.

"Goodnight, Tobi," Deidara smiled, closing the door behind him.

The men opened their doors and climbed into bed, hoping for better rest.

Meanwhile, Tobi was lying in a puddle of his own blood, groaning in agony.

Rule number one in the Ninja Hand Book: Never make an Akatsuki mad.

Did you all like it?

I'd like to congratulate ThornRoses for being the winner of the name quiz.

The names were Bei Bei, Jing Jing, Huang Huang, Ying Ying, and Ni Ni.

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