"Deidara-senpai, why do you hate me?"

"Because you're stupid and childish."

"But why do the others think I'm a terrible Akatsuki? Tobi's a good boy!"

"That's the problem you idiot!"

Deidara angrily dragged Tobi out of his room by the collar.

"You have to be tough!"

And with that, Deidara slammed the door in Tobi's face.

"I have to be tough, huh?"

One Hour Later-

"Deidara-senpai, look!"

Tobi rolled up the sleeve of his cloak.

"I got a tattoo!"

Deidara looked skeptically at the print.

"Is that a butterfly?"

"Yup!"

"And is that washable?"

"Yeah. I got it in my coloring book."

"Tobi," Deidara sighed as he took a step forward.

"Yes, senpai?"

Deidara didn't respond, but instead plunged his finger through the mask's eye hole and into Tobi's eye. Pulling his finger back, he watched Tobi drop to his knees, howling in pain.

"Owww! Deidara-senpai, why'd you do that!?"

"Because you're a dumbass."

Deidara left his room, heading down to the pool.

"I guess I have to be even tougher."

At the pool-

"Deidara-senpai, I stole money. Am I tough yet?"

"How'd you get it?"

"With this credit card!" Tobi held up the plastic card.

"Let me see that."

Tobi handed the card to Deidara, letting him scan it over. His eyes widened in anger.

"What's wrong senpai? Are you okay?"

"Tobi," He growled, "This is my credit card!"

"I know. I stole money from you!"

"Grahhh!"

Deidara lunged at Tobi's feet, dragging the flailing ninja into the water. Drowning Tobi seemed very easy. When they surfaced, the idea had become faulted.

"Deidara, what the hell are you doing?"

"I was, uh… drowning Tobi?"

Fine minutes later, after receiving CPR from Kisame-

"You'll never be tough, Tobi!" Everyone yelled.

Tobi looked like he was about to cry when an idea came to mind.

"Hidan-san, can you come with me for a second?"

"Sure, it's not like I have anything better to do than hanging out with you," he stated sarcastically.

Hidan followed Tobi into the hallway, where a blood curdling scream was heard. A minute later, Tobi came running back to the pool with Hidan's head in his grasp.

"Put me down you ass! Don't fucking pull my hair!"

"Look, everyone! I got his head!"

Everyone looked at each other and shrugged.

"That's good enough for us!" They all said in unison.

"I'm gonna kill you when Kakuzu sews my head back on!"

Tobi dropped Hidan's head and held up the peace sign with two friends.

"Tobi's a very good boy!"

Tobi will always be a good boy, no matter how evil he is beneath the swirly mask of doom. Enjoy!

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