"Hidan, what're you watching?" Kisame walked up behind Hidan, followed by the other Akatsuki. Pein had proclaimed that once a month, one member had to do something nice for the others. They all hated it, but Pein was the leader and had the authority to kill whoever he wanted. This month was Hidan's turn, so he called for a movie night in his room.

"I don't know what the hell it is, but it's called something like Naruto."

"Naruto…" Itachi stared angrily at the TV se, ready to lunge. Kisame and Kakuzu looked at each other.

"Intervention!" The two men grabbed Itachi by the arms and pulled him to the ground. Itachi struggled fiercely, but calmed as Deidara stabbed him in the back with a syringe of sedative.

"That was close. Next time, he shouldn't be around us. Letting him run berserk with furry will be an early grave for us."

TV- "Episode 81: Return of the Morning Mist"

Everyone sat around eating popcorn as the battle of the Akatsuki and Leaf Jonin advanced into part two, episode 82.

Hidan laughed loudly as the others snickered.

"I remember this. You got your fucking ass kicked Kisame. And by none other than Konoha's fool-of-a-ninja, Might Gai. That was a piss-poor battle you pathetic excuse of a cartilaginous fish!"

"I did my best. Well, maybe not using my true strength, but I did pretty darn well. And who do you think you're calling a cartilaginous fish, you freakish, immortal, shimigami, whore!"

"Jashin is not a whore!"

"But you are! If you could, would you marry this death god?"

"N-no! I simply worship him!"

"Jeez, you're like a moth to a flame."

"Shut the hell up, you bastard!"

"Enough you two!" Yelled Pein throwing a kunai in between them. "Shut up and watch TV."

Hidan and Kisame calmed and sat down in front of the television.

"Tonight's our last night here, before we resume our positions as S-ranked criminals. Let's end the vacation on a good note."

Everyone finished the marathon of Naruto and went back to their own rooms. Everything was packed up and cleaned before they went to bed.

Vacation had been a good thing for them after all. Greed and murderous intentions had disappeared (for now) and everyone was able to finally relax and enjoy themselves.

Thankfully, Pein had survived the torture his comrades put him through, and didn't commit suicide.

Unfortunately, there is only one more chapter to go. Enjoy it while the updates last. Happy reading.

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