The Bible: Full Circle
Chapter 4-FINAL CHAPTER
It was time for me to return the Bible to its hiding place, for the 31st Inheritor to acquire. So, as I put my story in the Bible, I had an idea. At the bottom of the story, I wrote:
TO THE THIRTY-FIRST INHERITOR AND ALL WHO FOLLOW HIM:
"I HOPE my story helps you to understand me. I HOPE you use my story to help you achieve the next step in your relationship."
William C. Levenstein
30th Inheritor of the Bible
16 February 2025
Just after I put the Bible back in its hiding place, I began to seek out Jeanine.
"Coach! Where's Jeanine?" I asked Coach Stifler. "She's in the Auditorium," he said. "Good, because I had something to ask you-man to man," I said.
He gestured for me to sit down. "Coach, I'm going to ask you this not as one of your best players, but as a man in love with your only daughter. Matthew Stifler, I would like to ask for permission to marry your daughter."
Coach Stifler thought for a moment, then smiled. "You have it. Just, please wait until after college. You can propose now, just wait until after college to seal the deal," he said. "Yes, sir," I said. Bowing to Coach Stifler, I ran out of his office.
In the auditorium, Jeanine was rehearsing for the school's production of High School Musical. "Jeanine?" I yelled. "Bill, I'm in the middle of a rehearsal right now," she said. "This can't wait," I said. Pulling a small red case out of my pocket, I fell to one knee. "Jeanine Misty Stifler, last night I came to a decision on the future of our relationship. Will you marry me?"
Jeanine started to cry. "Well, what's it gonna be?" I asked. "Yes!" Jeanine said. "Yes, I will marry you!"
As I put the ring on Jeanine's finger, I began to cry too. My future father-in-law, Coach Stifler always said, "Men don't cry unless they're in pain." Well, with apologies to the Coach and to my readers, that is a crock of bullshit. I cried as we kissed to seal our engagement, and I was not in pain. Far from it, as a matter of fact. I was completely happy.
EPILOGUE-SIX MONTHS LATER
It was the first day of school for the 2025-2026 school year at East Great Falls High. It was also the day when I would perform my last duty as Inheritor of the Sex Bible of East Great Falls High.
I picked up my cell phone and dialed a number. "Hello, Gold residence," a voice responded. "Hello. Is Brandon there?" I asked. "This is him. Who is this?" Brandon said.
"Hey, Brandon,. This is Will Levenstein from the Class of '25," I said. "Hey,Bill! How's your fiancé?" Brandon asked. "She's fine, in more ways than one," I said. "Listen, I have chosen you for the most sacred duty of an East High senior."
As I described the duties of an Inheritor, I felt the past Inheritors looking at me and wondering what my successor had in store for the legacy.
As Brandon finished reading the Bible, he saw a picture of me and Jeanine, which a yearbook club member took and gave to me. It was the heading to my story.
Me and Jeanine
by William Levenstein, 30th Inheritor of the Bible
Back in my sophomore year, I met and fell in love with a girl named Jeanine Stifler. I knew her father, East High football coach Matthew Stifler. I also knew her Aunt, my aunt Cadence Flaherty-Stifler.
But even knowing these two powerful forces, I decided to risk going out with her.
I had been Jeanine's boyfriend for three years before I got the call from the 29th Inheritor, Andrew Mendez, asking if I was interested to become the 30th Inheritor. I accepted, knowing that the knowledge contained in the Bible would help me achieve the next level in my relationship.
One day, I used basically every technique in the Bible during my first lovemaking session with ol' Jeanine. The next day, as I woke up in her bed, I saw Jeanine lying next to me. I thought, "A fella could get used to this-waking up in the morning lying next to the sexiest, most beautiful girl in the world."
As I write this, I am preparing to ask Coach Stifler for permission to marry Jeanine after we graduate from college. Whatever the future holds, we will face it together.
TO THE THIRTY-FIRST INHERITOR AND ALL WHO FOLLOW HIM:
"I HOPE my story helps you to understand me. I HOPE you use my story to help you achieve the next step in your relationship."
William C. Levenstein
30th Inheritor of the Bible
16 February 2025
THE END
Author's Note: I intended to include a sub-plot involving Erik Stifler and "Tracy," the main couple of American Pie presents "The Naked Mile." But, after learning of the couple's breakup by the time of American Pie presents "Beta House," I was unable to reconcile my planned storyline with current American Pie series canon, so I had no choice but to drop the storyline.
But that doesn't mean I can't make a sequel to this story! I just have to check out "Beta House" to see what I have to work with. Wish me luck.
William Raymer
Yuma, Arizona USA
17 February 2008