Esmeralda, Ear'Quessir.

Author's Note: Sooooo, I'm back. Finally. I've had a long week. Shall I give you the low down?I think so. Well...for starters when ended up having an unanounced away game on Monday, yup, didn't know until like twelve a clock that day. It was bad. Our coach was soooo pissed. And she's frightening when she's mad. SO I didn't get home3 until way late, and I still had to write a paper for History. Then Tuesday I had a home game and that ended late because the team had gotten a lot better and it was a little more difivult. Got home, had a paper for Spanish. Wednesday, at practice, I landed funny on my knees and almost couldn't walk afterwards, went to the doctor got diagnosed with ADVANCED Patellar Tendinitis, which sucks, I'll be the first to tell you. Turns out I got it last season and just found out about, too late to stop it in the action. Now I have to suffer the pain until the swelling and stuff goes down. So then I had another away game on Thursday, got home late, had a paper for english (seems like a common theme huh?) And thats how I landed here. Sorry I couldn't update sooner. But I will grace you with a new chapter that I hope you can enjoy! Reviews are amazing!

Chapter Nine: On the Road AGAIN!

So two months came and went pretty quickly you could say. Me and Legolas ended up hanging out together more often, meaning, we weren't fighting. As much. Sure we had our fights every now and then, but we were getting better I swear. But that leads me to where we are now, on our way to the entrance. We were about to leave on the much anticipated adventure, and to say the least, I was excited. Slightly scared, but still excited. Oh, I'm getting wierd looks, someone must have said something to me, I need to stop doing that.

"Errr...what?"

"Could you atleast listen to his last question before we leave?" scoffed Legolas sending a look my way. I glared at him before turning to face Elrond.

"My apologies, what were you asking?"

"Are you ready to go?"

"Oh yeah, definitly. Lets get this show on the road. And thanks for everything!" I turned and looked expectantly at Gandalf to start walking, he never moved. I think I stared at him a good five minutes before he finally met my eye, where he blinked and then turned back to Elrond. Huff...stupid wizard. Don't know why he's the leader...Oh. So noowww he moves.

"Stupid male wizard." I grumbled walking fast to catch up with the group. I saw Legolas waiting for me so I sent him a huge grin and stopped beside him.

"You know, you shouldn't have said that so loud, I believe even he heard you, or Gimli even." he smirked before walking off. I glared at his retreating back before I realized they were leaving me!

"WAIT!!!" I practically sprinted to catch up to them only to have Legolas stop short and make me smash into him, and his very tight buttox. Hmmm...I could turn this around on him, in fact, I think I will. Hehehehe.

'AHHHHHH!!!! what was that for?!" he yelped whipping around to face.

"Whatever are you talking about?" I said giving him my most innocent look, noticing the procession had stop to see what the commotion was.

"You know very well what you just did."

"I'm afraid I don't, why don't you tell me what I did?" Poor elf, he was turning as red as a cherry just thinking about telling what I did.

"Please tell us Legolas so we may continue on" snapped Gandalf glaring in between us both. Legolas gulped and turned to face him.

'She, um...well...you see...she kind..ran into me...and then...she um..this is akward...-"

"JUST FINISH YOUR DAMN SENTENCE!" yelled Aragorn, looking incredulous that we had stopped for this.

"She well..she pinched my butt." I fell over when he finally said this, he was so red in the face it looked like he was about to errupt. Everyone just turned to look at me, strangely I might add, which only added to my histerics.

"Ahahaha, you, ahahah, are,ehehehe, FUNNY, when you're embarassed!" I said through my laughter pointing at Legolas who was just gettting redder and redder.

"You will pay for this, I wouldn't sleep if I was you." he said before stalking off to the front were Gandalf was. Aragron just shook his head and rolled his eyes at me, I stuck my tongue out at him, the hobbits shot me wierd looks, which I returned of course, and I swear I thought I saw Gimli giving me a huge grin. Wierd huh? I didn't know dwarves had teeth? Huh.

I think I'm wearing my feet thin, I mean, they probably don't even have soles anymore. We've been walking all day now, hardly stopping, and I'm still wet. Stupid Legolas, and stupid river. Ohhh, how I wish I could kill him. When we stopped to get water I went over to the edge of the river to fill my canteen again, I realized I was kinda close to the edge, but I didn't think anything of it. Bad Idea. As soon as I was starting to stand, I got to become personally aquainted with the river's water, which was freezing I might add. I jumped out and saw Legolas smirking at me, while the rest of the fellowship laughed. Oh how he's gonna get it. And I think I have just the idea, good thing we're about to stop to rest, or else he might not have anywhere to hide to recover his dignity when I'm done with him.

'Hey Legolas, what's your father's name" I asked innocently looking up at him.

"Thranduil, why do you ask?" Already suspicious, oh well.

"Just wondering, so that would make you Thranduilion, right?"

"Yess...?"

"Alright, just curious." He sent me one last curious look before shaking his head and sitting on some grey point thing that looke dmighty comfortable. Must have been a rock. He didn't know what was coming, now to find that dwarf.

'Esme, can I help you, you and Gimli have done nothing but stare at me for almost ten minutes." I could literally feel the vein in his forehead ticking. Excellent. Now to put my plan to action.

"I wrote a song for you Legolas, do you want to hear it?"

"No, not particularly."

"Oh ocme on, it's reallly good!"

"No."

"Please?!?!?!"

"No."

"PLEAS-"

"Just let the lass sing the song elf!" yelled Gimli glaring at him from his seat on a log. Legolas shot him a contempuous glare before finally agreeing to letting me sing him his songs. I winked at Gimli, who then stood and came over next to me.

"Well, here goes!" I cleared my throat before beginning. Me and Gimli started to jump from one foot to the other going in a cicle around the stone Legolas sat upon, pointing our fingers in the air as we went.

Both:

Started at the age of four.
My mother went to the market place.
Was sneaking through her bedroom door.
To find something in a size four!

Sugar, spice, and everything nice wasn't made for only girls!
Thranduil in a pintafore is making room,
For the one and only...

KING FOR A DAY
PRINCESS BY DAWN (we both started yelling at this point, Legolas face was growing darker and darker)
KING FOR A DAY
IN A LEATHER CORSET!
KING FOR A DAY
PRINCESS BY DAWN
Just wait till all the guys get a load of me.

My daddy threw me into a cell.
He thinks I'm not a real ellon.
Who put the gay in GAY-Ladriel.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice wasn't made for only girls. (By this time, all the hobbits were joining in, making Legolas' vein tick even harder.)
Thranduil in a pintafore is making room,
for the one and only...

KING FOR A DAY
PRINCESS BY DAWN
KING FOR A DAY
IN A LEATHER CORSET
KING FOR A DAY
PRINCESS BY DAWN
Just wait till all the guys get a load of me!!!!!!!!

I struck a pose while Gimli bowed, we were breathing hard looking around waiting for the applause, only to hear none.

"What, you didn't like my song?"

No reply.. other than the laughter of the rest of the fellowship.

"Oh come on, you honestly didn't think I would let you get off with pushing me in the river did you?" I turned to look at him only to have his face about a centimeter away,

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Nothing, but thank you for worrying, shouldn't we be leaving now?" I asked shoving him out of the way in the process. He's got some gorgeous eyes, the color of the ocean, my home. Oh great, here comes the saddness. BLOCK IT OUT BLOCK IT OUT! Got to do my block it out dance ( A/N: my step sister acctually does one, it's really quite funny) I gave Gimli a high five before glancing back at Legolas, only to see him with a murderous glare on his face pointed in our general direction, opps. Maybe he really didn't like our song. OH well. '"Ahehe, no hard feelings right Legolas? It was just a joke?"

"Oh no, no hard feelings." he replied, but I noticed he had a wierd look in his eyes. Gulp. No good.

"Are you quite finished yet, can we proceed?' we all turned to see Gandalf glaring at us, and we proceed to pack up and move. Part of me tells me, I'm going to regret that by the end of the night. NAH! I'lll just be kinda afraid. I could never regret that, it was pricless.

Author's Note: So what do you think? I hope you liked it! My friend actually thought of this a while ago and I just thought it would fit in real well in this chapter. Plus, they're in the process of creating their relationship, what better way than through a prank war? I hope you enjoyed it! Reviews would be great. No get to it!