The Journey of the Fiends

When Tudus woke up he was in what looked like an abandoned temple. He was in a small lake with a bridge towering high above.

Tudus' blonde fur was all wet which mad it looked brown.

"How did I get her" Tudus said as he swam towards a small cave he had just noticed.

Suddenly he was attacked by sushi. Normally this wouldn't be scary but the sushi was still alive. A fierce and terrifying battle took place between the sushi and Tudus. There was clawing tearing ripping and a lunch break.

When the bubbles cleared one sushi was still standing I mean swimming. Just as Tudus was about to kill the sushi a giant fearsome creature came out of a cave. It ate Tudus' lunch I mean the sushi.

Suddenly the creature turned to face Tudus. He tried to swim away but the creature caught up with him quickly.

Then it said something Tudus would never forget, something that would haunt him for the rest of his life.

"Dude why are you tripping." the creature started to smile " Geosgaeno just wants to show you some love."

"So your a friendly giant evil fish" replied Tudus.

"That is correct my main bro" Tudus just noticed the sushi could be seen in Geosgaeno's belly "So what brings you to The Ruins"

Tudus looked confused "What do you mean the ruins"

"Dude you call your self a fiend and you don't know what the ruins are. They're only the most hip place to be in all of Spira during the disco season." Geosgaeno laughed "Man you should see me in my disco suit."

Tudus just remembered something when Geosgaeno was blabbering on about how cool he looked. If he was here Tidus must be here too.

"Geosgaeno my main man could you do me a favour" Tudus put an evil smirk on his face.

"Ya dud" Geosgaeno said curious.

"There is a boy named Tidus going round here and he is totally evil." Tudus' smirk grew "Could you kill him for me"

"Dude that is harsh I don't kill people even for money" Tudus put away his wallet away as Geosgaeno swam away.

"He said your mother is fat" Geosgaeno turned around with a furious expression on his face. "He also said she was the ugliest thing he had ever seen and that she must have a lot of bad luck because her face breaks mirrors.

"HE SAID THAT ABOUT MY MUMMY" Suddenly Geosgaeno roared so loud it sent Tudus flying into a nearby cave.

"I better not go out there again" Tudus said as he walked up some steps.

At the top of the stairs he found a giant room with Klikk sitting in the middle beside a fire. As Tudus approached the Klikk it turned around.

"Hey dude do you want some coke." The Klikk held up a pipe "I'd give sell some to Geosgaeno but he doesn't smoke the stuff"

"No thanks but I'd like to hire your service" said Tudus as he held up a thousand gald "If a blonde boy comes in here kill him."

"Thanks dude he'll be dead in no time unless a grenade throwing girl comes in and throws a grenade at me."

"What?" Tudus asked.

"Don't worry about it dude" the Klikk had a smile on his face but first go and get me some fire wood"

Tudus walked off to have a look. He found some stairs that when he went up he noticed a small girl wolf trying to arrange some dead flowers.

"Who are you" Tudus said trying to look calm and polite at the same time.

"My name is Rittu" answered the wolf as she jumped from side to side "I'm an al bhed wolf. Your just lucky I speak English"

"What's an al bhed" asked Tudus.

Rittu fell over anime style "How can you not no what an al bhed is? We make up a big population of Spira"

"Well I just don't know" Tudus answered as two big wolfs walked up behind him. Tudus turned around and saw they had big guns on their backs.

"Drakinar et fiend" the al bhed said as Tudus fell to the floor in pain. Rittu had hit him very hard over the head. As he was falling Rittu left the the room and the two wolfs picked him off the floor.

He then fainted.

Well now the story is starting to get funny. Tidus' part of the story is next so be patient and keep reading and don't forget to review. As Geosgaeno would saw keep reading dude.