The next day was Monday.

And Monday meant school.

School meant trouble for Ichigo because:

a) Ichigo was not in the mood for girls right now.

b) Ichigo had to sign Rukia up for school. (He also had to lie about Rukia's age just so she could be in his grade. She's actually 17.)

c) He knew he was being stupid because when guys started mooning over Rukia, he got into a very, very bad mood.

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"Hurry up, Rukia!" pleaded Ichigo. Rukia was still silently trying (and had been for the last ten minutes) to stuff the whole waffle in her mouth. "I'd twying" choked Rukia. Ichigo groaned and disappeared and appeared in back of Rukia. (Shunpo) One large "thump!" and the waffle went flying out of her mouth. "Are you stupid!?" shouted Rukia, "I was eating that!" "No you weren't! You were choking, choking!" emphasized Ichigo as he pushed her out of the door.

Rukia struggled to pick up her book bag given to her by Renji.

Once they were in Ichigo's black car (a Celica). "Why do you have to rush me out? Geez…" said Rukia, massaging her shoulder. "To avoid being seen by anyone," answered Ichigo. He readjusted his rear mirror and looked at it, making sure no one saw them. "Why can't we be seen?"

"Because you're supposed to dead, now shut your mouth up women." He pulled out of the driveway and start driving. "The only person you can see in this neighborhood besides me in Renji, you got that? If anyone asks you who you are, you are Masaki Uchiha."

"How'd you get the name Masaki Uchiha?" Rukia asked. "No idea." Ichigo started around 125 mph in the freeway. "You're gonna get arrested for driving so fast," Rukia pointed out. "If you would've hurry and eaten your waffle in time I wouldn't be rushing," Ichigo said, dodging a super slow car. "Well, if you had put the toilet seat down, I would've been a step faster!" Rukia countered.

"What?" yelped Ichigo, "it's my house you're living in; I get to pick to put my toilet seat up or down, got that? And, plus, you were the one who decided to yell at me about why the toilet seat was up for five whole minutes!"

"No-!" Rukia grunted as Ichigo rushed into a stop. She blinked twice around her. They were in Karakura High. That was way fast.

"You could be Rukia Kuchiki over here. It's just when you're in my neighborhood, you have to be Masaki Uchiha." Ichigo said as he got out of the car. Rukia followed him.

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In his homeroom, when the teacher introduced Rukia, it was killer. Every single guy stood up to get a closer look of Rukia. Everyone except for a particular boy with orange hair. After the teacher scolded them to sit down, they started ogling at her. Then they started wolf-whistling as she passed by. Every single guy knew it, even Ichigo: Rukia was just plain hot and sexy.

Ichigo was getting really irritated and started growling at any guy who looked at Rukia "that way." My Rukia! Ichigo snapped in his mind. Wait, MY Rukia? Ichigo dug his face in his hand. What was he thinking? He felt something jab him in the rib. Instantly, he hissed in pain and shot a glare at whoever did it.

"Sorry," said Rukia with a puppy-face. Ichigo sighed, "Those don't work on me." "I've been trying to get your attention since five minutes ago. Um, but what's with the teacher? She keeps on staring at you whenever she talks," asked Rukia.

"The teacher's a perv," stated Ichigo. "And so are all the guys in this homeroom," he muttered. "What?" asked Rukia.

"Nothing…nothing…"

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Rukia pretty much stuck with Ichigo the rest of the day. She seemed to have made it clear even without saying that Ichigo would help introduce everybody to her. The other guys were jealous of how Rukia stuck with just Ichigo. That made Ichigo really happy.

Yeah, she chose me over you, so what? Ichigo thought with a lopsided grin.

In the middle of class in afternoon, Ichigo got a text from Renji.

"Watch for devils right in front of Auto Shop. Might be a tough one," it said.

Ichigo snickered; it was a long time since he had killed some real devils.

"Don't let me down now, Renji," he typed back as he raised his hand. The teacher took a glance at him. "Yes?" she asked shyly. "Stomach hurts. I think I should visit the nurse," he said with a fake expression of pain. The teacher paused. "Would you like me to accompany you?" There was an explosion among the girls.

"I COULD ACCOMPANY HIM!" "NO, NO I COULD!" "NO, HE LIKES ME BETTER, I CAN DO IT-!" Ichigo sighed, "I could go myself." The girls who stood up ready to fight each other looked hurt. The teacher looked at him once more, "I could go with—"

Ichigo stood up and went to the door. "Nah, I could go myself."

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The sky was so blue. The clouds were so pretty. Then again, Kurosaki Ichigo never liked "white." He was more of a "Black" person. (No, he's not gothic or emo.) Ichigo was sitting on top of a telephone pole, waiting patiently for the last half an hour for a devil to show up. He was in his black coat and had his gigantic sword ready in his hand.

Hopefully, anyone who looked up would just think he's someone cosplaying. Or maybe they could think he was an actor. Yeah…He liked that idea. And it would be like one of those movies where the camera is well-hidden. Ichigo nodded to himself. He sighed as he looked up at the sky, partly glaring at the clouds for being so…bright.

A second later, he felt darkness brewing among the air. There was someone normal in the street. He seemed to be suffocating. Damn…thought Ichigo. He jumped down from the pole and with the hilt of his sword, he knocked out the person.

Any normal (non-evil) person breathing in darkness from devils can suffocate to death. One reason why Ackey members don't is because…not all of them are human.

Oh wait, wait…that's for Renji to explain, or should it be Ichigo? I dunno, let's just continue.

"I smell strong blood!" cackled a thing. It seemed to have the basic functions of a human, but the body was skinny and lanky and it was full black. Its head was a skeleton of a bull. Ichigo grinned, "Are you those strong ones or the weak ones I've been killing lately?" The devil cackled, "Go see for yourself…" It rushed toward Ichigo, who had just thrown the poor person to the other side of the street. He readied his sword into fighting position…

The devil shot out a poison needle out of his mouth. Ichigo rushed toward the devil and caught the needle with his bare hand. He caught hold of the devil's lanky hand and spun around, letting his feet come in contact with the skeleton face. Once the devil was down on the floor, Ichigo stuck the poisonous needle onto its face. It started screaming in agony.

"Small fry," growled Ichigo, "I'm gonna kill Renji for getting me so excited…"

He held his sword with both hands and stabbed the devil at it's heart. "Though at least you tried attacking me…" mused Ichigo, "I give ya credit for that." The dead devil started evaporating into thin air.

"Oh my god…" someone whispered.

"Huh? What?" Ichigo turned around sharply and hoped he was just hearing things.

He was. Ichigo sighed in relief. 'Cuz if anyone ever saw him doing his job, he was busted for life.

Ichigo decided to text Renji:

"The devil was nothing…stupid red pineapple…"

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Whaaa!!! Why did I even write this chapter? Why did I post it? Oh well…hahaa, I posted it already anyways. What do you guys think? Should I keep this chapter on? Or should I remove it? The ending was stupid…

Morgan