Okay. Everything is revamped, blah blah blah. This is rated T for possible violence, swearing, and implied sexual themes. Please R&R!

CAMERON

The 2 newest ducklings entered the room. Cameron, having finally recovered from the shock, stood up.

"Hi, I'm Dr. Cameron."

"I'm Sarah. This is my sister, Maddie."

Foreman greeted them and went back to reading the article on lupus he'd found.

Chase shook their hands and said hello.

Foreman laughed.

"What?" snapped Sarah.

"I was just thinking, House is going to enjoy an extra pair of wombats to torture."

"We've been here 11 years," Sarah snapped. "We've heard all the Wombat jokes. Don't start."

Foreman shrugged.

Cameron noticed her necklace. "They're Jewish."

"So you're Jewish then?" asked Cameron, trying to start a non-hostile conversation.

"Yup," Maddie responded.

"However," Sarah smirked. "We were the ones who got kicked out of the Synagogue for 'disrespecting our rabbi.'"

CUDDY

House and Cuddy entered her office. She gestured for House to sit.

"House," she began. But he cut her off.

"I think you are just hormonal. PMS doesn't make you that hormonal."

Cuddy sighed. "My period ended yesterday, House."

They both sat there silently. She looked at him. Their eyes met. Cuddy let herself sink into the clear blue eyes. She could see a variety of emotions, buried. Anguish. Sadness. And there was a third emotion there, she couldn't identify. Then, the moment was broken when Wilson entered the room.

"Wasn't I supposed to meet some new residents?" he asked. He then saw House. "Hey, House."

"Hey."

Cuddy began explaining about the mix-up. Once she got to the part about them being put in diagnostics, Wilson glanced at House.

"I feel for them," he said.

"Aw," said House, in his innocent voice, "Why would you say that?"

Wilson rolled his eyes and left.

Cuddy suddenly realized she had been staring at House the whole time. Blushing, she blinked and looked away.

House, of course, didn't plan to leave just yet.

"So Cuddles," he grinned. "How's the baby?"

"For the last time House, I am NOT pregnant!"

He smiled. After a few moments, he turned around and left.

"Dammit! I forgot to lecture him."

CHASE

House barged back into the room, holding a file. He began to write on the board.

SYMPTOMS:

Fatigue

Back/neck pain

Low-grade fever

Ringing in ears

"32-year old female," he added.

"Could be lupus," Maddie stated quietly.

"One thing you need to learn around here, Maddie," House said, popping a vicodin. "It's never lupus." He sat down, tossing his cane in the air.

"Only a matter of time before Sarah and House kill each other…"

Sarah and House appeared to be trying to stare each other down. Foreman and Chase grinned. "Finally! Someone to stand up to House." It ended, however, when Cameron spoke.

"Could also be Lyme's disease," Cameron stated. House and Sarah glanced over. "Damn!"

House frowned. "Sarah, Cameron. Go search his house."

"Her," Cameron interjected.

"Doesn't matter," House snapped. "Foreman, Maddie, go test for lupus and Lyme's disease. Chase, go do my clinic hours."

As the group got up to go do House's bidding, House pulled out his iPod and began to listen to the Rolling Stones.

I apologize if the first few chapters are a bit short. Keep reviewing, peeps!