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James and Sirius were moving some of the furniture in James' living room to make more space when Meghan apperated into James' house.
"I'm gonna go get some pillows and blankets and stuff I'll be right back." James said and left
Meghan collapsed onto a couch against the wall.
"Dibbs on this couch!" Meghan called.
"No way that's the best couch." Sirius complained.
"I know that's why I called it." Meghan said
"You can't just call the comfiest couch though, you have to earn it and seeing as you did none of the labor to move it, it's mine." Sirius said
"No way, I called it, I'm on it and so I'm sleeping here." Meghan protested. Sirius jumped on top of Meghan and layed down. "Geeeerrrrooooffff meee!" Meghan mumbled from under Sirius trying to push him off.
"No, now I'm on the couch and I did the manual labor so it's mine tonight." Sirius fought back.
Meghan took out her wand
"Expelliarmus!" she yelled causing Sirius to fly off the couch and her and land hard on the floor.
"OW! You're gonna pay for that!" Sirius yelled jokingly.
"What are you gonna do to me? You can't do magic and you won't hit a girl." Meghan teased him.
"Oh I could make an exception to the no hitting girls rule." He laughed
"You could but you won't." Meghan knew Sirius all to well although he was a womanizer he still never abused them, no, he preferred to save that all for the Slytherins back at Hogwarts, especially Severus Snape.
"No I won't hit..." He said once again jumping on her but this time he began tickling her rapidly. She easily pushed him off this time causing him once again to fall with a thud onto the floor.
"Sirius you know I'm not ticklish." Meghan said laughing at Sirius' failed attempt to get her off the couch.
"Damn I forgot." He laughed. "Then I guess we're just gonna have to sleep together on that couch." He said jokingly seductive.
"No, you will sleep over on another couch. Come on Sirius, what ever happened to Ladies first?"
"Well that doesn't apply because you're so far from being a lady." Sirius joked receiving a pillow in his face.
Their argument was interrupted by James' mother coming downstairs.
"What's all the racket?" she asked. Mrs. Potter was one of those moms who cared about everyone's well being. She was a nice mother and everyone loved her.
"Nothing." Meghan said "Sirius just fell off the couch."
"Sorry Mrs. P." Sirius said smiling.
"Allright now good night Mr. Potter and I will be upstairs if you need us." She turned around and left the room.
Not even five seconds passed after she left when Lily arrived and James came downstairs with sleeping stuff.
"Hey guys, my mom's okay with the sleep over thing." Lily said.
"Great!" Meghan said "Hey James will you hand me a blanket?"
"Sure here." He tossed over a blanket and Meghan spread out on the couch sticking her tongue out playfully at Sirius. "You need one Lily?"
"Yes please." She said receiving a blanket from James.
"What a virgin." Sirius laughed "Yes please." He mocked her.
Lily gave him a dirty look.
"At least I'm not a promiscuous bastard like you." She shot back at him.
Sirius opened his mouth to fight back.
"Oh shut up Sirius you know it's true." James laughed.
There were two more loud cracks and Remus and Rose appeared.
"We're here." Remus said although it was quite obvious.
"Great, you can set up anywhere you'd like." James said in a welcoming tone.
"You can sleep next to me Rose." Sirius said in a deep sexy voice.
"Um…" Rose started not knowing what to say.
"Padfoot, what did I tell you about hitting on my sister?" Remus said in a big brother tone.
"Dude I keep forgetting, you guys look nothing alike." Sirius said
"That's cause they're fraternal twins!" Meghan said
"Oh right." Sirius said dumbly.
"Come on Rose you can sleep next to me." Lily said warmly to which Rose walked over and set her sleeping stuff up.
Once everyone was done setting up it was around midnight and no one was close to being tired.
"Let's play a game." James suggested
"Okay how about strip poker?" Sirius suggested.
"No!" half the room forcefully said.
"Fine." Sirius said gloomily.
"Truth or dare?" Remus suggested.
"Possibly." James said "But maybe that's too loud, my parents are sleeping."
"Right, how about I never?" Meghan said
"Nah, I don't want to have a hangover when I go into a loud place tomorrow like Diagon alley." Rose said
"True…oh how about strip poker?" Sirius repeated.
"NO!" this time it was the entire group who shouted this.
"You all suck. I mean it's quiet, it's fun and I really want to play it." Sirius whined. "Please?"
"No." Lily was the first one to speak up.
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"Allright fine." She gave in and received many angry looks from the others. "But first the rules…if you feel uncomfortable at all, quit, okay? And no magic let's keep it fair."
"Here we go!" Sirius squealed excitedly as James searched for some cards.
"Guys I can't find any cards." James said loudly from the kitchen.
"What do you have?" Rose asked.
"Hold on let me check." James said leaving the kitchen and heading into a connected room.
"Well hurry up I'm bored." Sirius said impatiently.
James reentered the kitchen holding a stack of children's games.
"No wonder you're so childish." Lily laughed.
"Oh ha ha." James said very unamused. "No these are just some of the muggle games my parents bought for me to use with the neighbors kids so that they wouldn't suspect we were wizards. It was when I was really young."
"Oh yeah, I remember you sucked at all the games." Meghan pointed out. "And you cheated and still lost."
The room was filled with a quiet laughter.
"Hey I got better." James said in his defense.
"Cause that's something to be proud of." Remus said very sarcastically.
"Allright, laugh all you want but it is one of these games that determines who stays clothed and me being above satisfactory is an advantage." James pointed out and the laughter stopped.
"Okay now which game do we pick?" Rose asked as James spread out the games across the floor.
"Candyland? Chutes and Latters? Operation? I've never even heard of these games Rose said.
"Bet you wish that you did." James said rubbing in the fact that he did in fact know how to play child muggle games.
"I've never heard of them either." Remus said "Which one's the easiest?"
"That would be Monopoly." James bluffed.
"You should be so glad we're not playing strip poker cause that was the worst lie ever." Lily said already getting into a competitive mood. James scowled. "Candyland is the actual easiest game."
"Strip Candyland?" Meghan looked at Lily wearing a 'do you believe how ridiculous that sounds' look upon her face.
"Alright. How about operation?" Lily suggested. "It's easy and we could easily make it into a strip game, like if you hit the buzzer than you take off a piece of clothing."
Those who already knew how to play the game nodded and explained to the obvious purebloods that had no idea.
"I'll go first." Sirius said once he understood the game. He leaned in with the play tweezers and hit the metal causing the buzzer to go off and those who weren't use to the game to jump.
"Sirius, you're trying to avoid the metal walls, you're trying to grab the item inside." Lily explained. "Did you listen to anything I said?"
"Well sort of I mean right away you said 'take the tweezers' and I realized they all started with t so in my head I asked myself what else starts with t and you wanna know what I thought?" Sirius began explaining as Lily and the rest of the group rolled their eyes.
"No Padfoot, I REALLY don't want to know." James said and everyone else in the room was thinking the same thing.
Sirius went on anyways.
"I was thinking t…t…threesome." He said and once again everyone rolled their eyes. "Then I thought of who in the group I would do a threesome with, so I chose, Meghan and Rose."
"I'm afraid to ask but why?" Meghan said a little weirded out but unmoved by Sirius' last statement. Unlike Rose who froze up and began fiddling and staring at her hands, and unlike Remus as well, who sat with his wand in his hand to make sure that what Sirius said next could be cut off by a curse.
"Well you because you're not ticklish so we could do some serious love making..." Meghan shook her head and multiply repeated the word wow. "…and Rose, well, because Lily was blabbing away about the stupid buzzer while I was planning out the threesome."
"Well I'm sorry that I interrupted your fantasy." Lily said sarcastically.
"It's alright, eventually you joined us." He said seductively.
"Alright!" James interrupted the conversation that was dragged on for far too long.
"Now if I'm not mistaken, Sirius hit the buzzer, so he has to remove an item from his person." Meghan slyly got off the topic and back to the game.
"Fine." Sirius said taking off his sock. "So did that do anything for any of you?" Sirius said in a low voice looking from Lily, to Meghan, to Rose.
"Yeah, make me wanna hurl." Meghan said "Your feet smell like shit."
The game went on for almost 45 minutes leaving Sirius with a pair of boxers on, James with his shirt and boxers (proving that him knowing the game was in fact a big help) Lily was also left in the game do to her being muggle born. Rose dropped out early because she was about to have to take off her shirt when Sirius began non stop flirting with her. Remus dropped out for his lack of clothes he started out with (sleeping in boxers and a t-shirt) and Meghan dropped out because her lack of skills (causing James to tell her 'you may have won when we were kids but who's crying now' this backfired on him seeing as he was laughed at because of the new information that he cried after loosing to a girl.)
It was Sirius' turn and his hand was a little shaky.
"Prongs, it's not fair my hand's shaking due to how freaking cold it is in your house and how I'm wearing nothing but boxers."
"Oh shut up and pick up the damn Adam's apple." James laughed as his best friend failed to resist touching the walls and was forced to back out.
"Alright Potter prepare to lose." Lily said her competitive spirit unleashed and wild.
"Oh, I've been preparing my entire life." He shot back
"Did you hear what you just said?" Remus asked James.
"Yeah…damn it!"
Lily sat wearing a shirt and underwear.
"I still don't think it's fair, I mean guys only have their dick to hide, we have our boobs and vagina to worry about." Rose's hot headedness was about to show itself.
"You know, you don't have to hide either." Sirius said smoothly causing Rose's anger to shrink to almost nothing and Remus to give Sirius a furious look.
James reached down and skimmed the metal wall surrounding the funny bone, at which he used many swear words and took off his shirt.
"How about we make this interesting?" James said to Lily as the remainder of the group watched from the sidelines.
"Fine, are we betting money or tasks?" Lily asked calmly yet intensely.
"Tasks." He stated quickly
"Okay."
"So if I win, you let me torture Snape without punishment and scolding or dirty looks or anything." James said.
"Okay and if I win, you never play a prank on Severus ever again." Lily said coolly.
"Deal." He said and shook her hand. "So you go first." He handed her the tweezers and she slowly, carefully picked up the Adam's apple that Sirius had failed to get. She handed over the tweezers to James who picked up the bone with ease. It went back and forth until there was one bone left in the 'man'.
"If I pick this up, I win." James said.
"But if you don't you lose." Lily said trying to make him as nervous as she was, although he already was.
James hunched over the board and began to lower the tweezers.
"I love how this is so tense and yet 5 year olds play it." Remus laughed, James, Lily and the rest of the group glared at him and he shut up.
James lowered the tweezers over the funny bone and carefully grabbed the bone and began lifting it up.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
The patient's nose lit up.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sirius yelled.
"YES!!!!!!!!!!!" Lily squealed with excitement as James sat there in awe. He lost; he would never bully Severus Snape again.
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