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James pounded on the bathroom door for what seemed to be the millionth time that morning.

"I need to get in there before breakfast is over Sirius!" he cried, still wearing his boxers and sleep shirt.

There was no reply from inside.

"SIRIUS YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE OR I SWEAR I WILL BLAST THIS DOOR OPEN AND THEN BEAT YOU INTO A PLACE THAT GOD ONLY INTENDED NICE THINGS FOR!" James yelled, then plopped down angrily on his bed.

There was no reply from the bathroom.

"That's it!" James pulled out his wand and walked furiously to the door of the bathroom.

Remus quickly jumped up and grabbed him holding him back but James pushed on.

Rose, Meghan and Lily walked through the doors of the boys' dormitory, fully dressed, and fell upon this scene.

"What a great start for a great day." Meghan laughed as James stopped pulling towards the door causing Remus to fly backwards.

"Sirius has been in the bathroom for forty-five minutes." Peter explained from his bed. "See James, this is why you get up before him."

James glared at Peter.

"Sorry, not helping."

Sirius suddenly emerged from the bathroom.

"Finally!" James rushed passed Sirius into the bathroom and closed the door.

"What's wrong with him? Hey girls!" he said cheerfully then turned to Rose. "Hey Red." He winked.

"And I thought today was gonna be fight free." Remus said quietly to Lily as Rose opened her mouth.

"Huh, you'd think 45 minutes in a bathroom would improve your looks but no, you're still as ugly as I remembered." She said crossing her arms.

"And you'd think 7 hours of sleep would make someone less of a bitch but…oh…I guess not." Sirius smirked, knowing he would set Rose off. He was right.

"Sirius, for one day could you not be a big pig headed bastard?" Rose said her fists clenched.

"Sure, but only if you'll sleep with me the night before." Sirius said.

"Ugh!" Rose stormed off down the stairs.

"I better go calm her down before she tries to come back and kill you." Lily said following Rose. "Good one Sirius."

"I try." Sirius shrugged.

She shook her head and walked out of the room.

Meghan crossed the room and sat down on James' bed.

"Aren't you gonna go calm her down?" Peter asked.

"No. You could have a million people to try and calm her down and it wouldn't work she's more emotional than a pregnant woman!" Meghan said

"I doubt she's more emotional than a pregnant woman." Sirius said.

"Doesn't how she gets so angry over you just calling her Red prove it?" James said stepping out of the bathroom fully dressed. "Oh and by the way…5 minutes, Sirius, not 45…5, that's how long it took me to shower and get dressed and ready."

"Well sure that shows that she's easily irritated but I mean when my mom was pregnant with Regulus, she was even more of a bitch to me then usual."

"Allright you've made your point but have you ever cried from dropping your quill?" Meghan asked.

"No, did she really do that?" Sirius asked, the others in the room nodded as well.

"Yes, well that was when she was pmsing but…"

"Allright! You're out of here!" James began trying to push her out the door as she tried to resist.

"Oh, get over it!" Meghan said struggling under James' strength. He grabbed her around the waist and lifted her up and carried her to the door. "No fair you're too fat for me to do that to you!"

"I am not fat you're just weak!" James laughed back placing her down outside their room; Meghan slapped him on the arm. "OW!"

"Oh yeah I'm weak." Meghan laughed. "Allright I'll go now, see you at breakfast!" she ran down the stairs to the common room, as James closed the door behind her.

"Anapneo." Lily sighed as she once again stopped Sirius from choking "Seriously Sirius, you have to eat slower, and then you won't choke."

"You sound like his mother." James said.

Lily glared at him.

"Sorry old habits die hard." He said and went back to eating.

"Yeah Sirius you have to take your time eating the food." Meghan said.

"Shut up you hypocrite." Sirius said grabbing more bacon.

"I eat fast, you inhale food, there's a difference."

Rose laughed as she took another small bite out of her sausage.

"Rose, are you allright?" James said quietly aside to Rose, "I mean you're hardly talking and not to mention eating."

"I'm just not hungry." She said.

"Is this about Gideon?" he asked.

"Why do you think it's about him?" she asked back.

"Because earlier in the summer you said that Gideon wants you to loose weight."

"I never said that."

"No, but you hinted around it." James said.

"It's not him, I swear I'm just not hungry I mean over the summer I woke up and ate at like 11 so seeing as it's like 8…I'm not hungry."

James went to open his mouth.

"Drop it." She glared at him

"Oy James!" a voice called out from behind them and a boy with blonde hair and brown eyes walked up to James.

"Hey Toby, what's up?" James greeted the new comer

"Hey." Everyone else said

"Hey guys, listen James, you're still Quidditch captain right?"

"Yeah."

"Awright, so when're tryouts do y'know?"

"Maybe this weekend, I want to start training early so because half the team graduated last year and so I want to get as much practicing in before out first match against Hufflepuff."

"Sweet. Oh, McGonagall wanted me to give you the list of hopefuls that are gonna try out." Toby said handing over a piece of paper.

"Thanks." James said, Toby nodded then walked away.

Sirius leaned over his shoulder and read the list along with him.

"Looks like a good turn out." James said

"Yep." Sirius said a moment later when he finished reading the list. "I mean more than half the list is girls. Like, Christy Maraschino sounds like someone I should be doing."

"Wait the girl's name is how you decide whether or not to go out with her?" Rose asked, her temper rising.

"Uh…Yeah! I mean would you go out with a…Tess Tickle?" Sirius said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"Oh understand, I mean that's why I won't go out with you, Dick Israel Small." Rose smirked at Sirius.

"That's not my…HEY!" Sirius said

The group exploded with laughter.

Sirius took a bite out of his bacon.

"Come on I'm anything but that, I mean I'm more of a Allota Dick." He said proudly.

"Padfoot…Allota's a girl's name." Remus said and once again the group roared with laughter.

"Damn it." Sirius muttered to himself.

"If you're gonna have a girl's name have one more fitting like Anita Dick." Meghan said.

The group continued to laugh.

"We better head to class." Lily said looking at her watch after the gang caught their breath.

The group got up and walked out of the great hall down to the dungeons.

"So who do you think would win in a fight, me or James?" Sirius asked.

"James." Rose said the remainder of the group nodded.

"WHAT? I would so win." Sirius protested.

"If you say so." James laughed.

"Well I'd at least beat Remus, right?" Sirius asked desperately.

"It'd be close." Meghan said.

"What, I would defiantly win against that wimp."

"Thanks man." Remus said.

"Me and Peter?"

"I'm not sure." Lily said.

"Me and Meghan?" his voice was getting very high.

"Meghan would whoop your ass so bad." Rose said.

"Oh now you're being unrealistic." Sirius said crossing his arms.

"Oh really?" James said.

"Yes."

"You really think you'd win in a fight against Meghan?"

"Yes."

"You're on then." Meghan said calmly.

"What?"

"I said you're on, you think you can beat me well there's only one way to find out." Meghan said smiling.

"Aw whom I kidding you'd win." Sirius admitted.

Meghan smirked as they entered the Potions room. Rose took her seat next to Lily. Peter sat next to Remus, James sat next to Toby and Meghan sat next to Sirius.

"So Sirius," Meghan whispered as their Potions teacher Professor Moriel "Aren't you a little embarrassed that I can win in a fight over you?"

"No."

"Why not? I would be." Meghan said

"Well it's not my strength or ability to beat people up that makes me Hogwarts Casanova."

"Oh and why exactly is it that make girls fawn over you so?" Meghan asked.

"Well first, my good looks, second is how sensitive and caring I am." Meghan snorted at this, but Sirius continued. "Third is my ability in bed which is spread around the school like a disease, and lastly it's that I'm amazing at Quidditch."

Professor Moriel rambled on, on how to make Felix Felicitous.

"So girls won't mind if you get beat up by a girl?"

"No as long as I have any of those four qualities and luckily I have all of them."

"Yeah Mr. Sensitive, what was the name of the last girl you slept with?"

"I should know that, shouldn't I?"

"Ya think? You know what your new name is Alpha Kenny Juan."

"I don't get it."

"Give it a second…and…"

"Oh!"

"There it is! Anyways, what if you were beaten by a girl in any of the other qualities?"

"Well I can't be beaten by a girl in good looks, although you, Rose and Lily are coming close."

"Awww thank you, I guess you are sensitive."

"I didn't say you were hotter than me, you know that right?"

"Okay sensitive moment's gone."

"Anyways, if the girl knew that another girl was better than me in bed, it's not a problem seeing as she'd be a lesbian."

"True, true." Meghan agreed

"And girls aren't as good at Quidditch as boys."

"Wait a minute, what?" Meghan asked angrily

"It's a proven fact that guys are better at Quidditch than girls."

"Proven by who?"

"Some guy."

"Well you've convinced me." Meghan said sarcastically.

"No James told me."

"But what about the Holyhead Harpies? That's an entire team of girls." Meghan said not even trying to listen to what Professor Moriel was saying.

"Oh believe me I know about the team of girls, but I still think that guys are better because sure there's one team of girls and how many of guys? And check out the Gryffindor team, there are always more guys than girls."

"Fine then I'll try out for the team and I'll show that girls are better than guys at Quidditch."

"Have you ever played Quidditch?"

"No."

"What part will you try out for?"

"I don't know."

"You're really gonna try out?"

"Yep."

"Fine, hold on." Sirius took out a piece of paper and quickly scratched something down on it, then folded it up and tossed it at James while Moriel was writing something on the board. A few moments later James tossed a different piece of paper back. Sirius unfolded it and slapped it down on the table in front of Meghan then handed her a quill.

Meghan signed it.

"So you're really gonna try out?"

"Well I just signed the list of people trying out for the team so I'm guessing it's a yes." She smiled.

When Potions was over the group walked to their next class.

"So Padfoot, why'd you need the tryout sheet?"

"Meghan's trying out for the team."

"Really? Great, what position?" James asked Meghan

"Don't know." Meghan answered.

They entered History of Magic class to see Professor Binns floating at the head of the classroom. They took their seats and a few minutes later class began.

A/N: if you review with ideas we'll most likely use them...just saying...hint hint...