Oh my gosh! I am so sorry I haven't been updating. Things have been crazy. Finals and such. Anyways, the usual disclaimer. Also, as for the whole "Evil Nurse Brenda is Cuddy's assistant", I don't know anything about Brenda and would rather jsut put in my own character. Hence, Jenny. Now, please, enjoy. And leave a comment on whether Jenny should become a major character.

FOREMAN

He paused. "Oh crap."

He coughed, and watched as the couple pulled apart in surprise.

"Oh, Foreman," said Cameron nervously.

"Do you have the test results?" Foreman smirked.

"Er - It's Shigella," Chase stated nervously.

"I am NEVER letting them live this down."

MADDIE

Foreman entered the office, with a vague smirk hinting he knew something. House was off hiding from Cuddy, who was on one of her many House-hunts.

"It was Shigella." he stated.

"Well, go treat it then," Sarah snapped.

"Oh crap! Power play."Foreman smiled and went off to do so. A few moments later, House burst into the room.

"So, what does he have?"

"We're treating him already," Sarah replied.

House seemed REALLY pissed.

"What does he have?!"

"Go figure it out yourself, Helen Keller."

"Uh-oh,"

House looked ready to kill. Maddie could almost see him exploding. He stalked out of the office.

Maddie glanced at Sarah.

"You need to stop being so aggressive."

"You need to stand up for yourself."

Sarah silently left the room.

HOUSE

"A power-play! Oh, she is NOT getting away with this!"

He suddenly realized he was outside Cuddy's office. He sighed and entered. Cuddy was busy working at her computer.

"Internet porn? Well, aren't I good enough?"

Cuddy glanced up. Her eyes were burning with rage.

"Sweet!"

House glanced outside. Jenny, the assistant, had seen Cuddy. As well as how pissed she was. She took her leave and headed out. "Smart kid."

House closed the blinds.

"House," said Cuddy, in her 'I-am-going-to-strangle-you-with-your-own-intestines' look.

"Aww, c'mon," House replied, in his 'I-am-purposely-pissing-you-off' voice.

Cuddy stood up. She was still shorter than House, but she actually looked intimidating. Smiling, he kissed her. She flinched back for a moment, only to move forward and deepen it. He dropped his cane and she pulled him towards the sofa. He thought he heard a click. He ignored it.

"My god, get a room you two!"

Cuddy and House pulled apart in shock. There was Sarah, laughing so hard her face was beet red. She tried to talk several times. Then she fainted. Cuddy ran forward to find a steady pulse. Now House started laughing.

"I think she choked on her own laughter and fainted from lack of oxygen."

"She's been known to do that," Maddie said. They glanced up in surprise. "I just got here."

Sarah woke up. "Ah, we won't tell anyone. I don't know about Maddie, but I can keep a secret."

"Hell, I am keeping a huge one right now," Maddie smiled.

"Oh really?" House asked, suddenly interested.

"Not telling," Maddie replied in a sing-song voice. House replied by flipping her off.

Cuddy sighed. "How the hell is this supposed to work? The board would go nuts if this leaked…"

"Tell them they are sexist bastards. If a male Dean of Medicine was with an employee, they wouldn't blink twice. But a woman?" Maddie said.

Well, as for the choking on the laughter thing, that did happen to me once. Please R&R! And also, i'd like to stress jsut how appreciative I am of the positive reviews. Keep them coming!