109 Ways to get kiled by Uchiha Itachi
1: Have a sleepover party
in his room
2: Dont tell him about it
3: Invite sasuke, naruto,
kakashi and Jiraia
4: Tell him how cute sasuke is over and over
again
5: Buy him pink contacts and declare red is not his
colour
6: Tell him sasuke laughed at you
7: get on his lap
everytime he sits down and refuse to get off
8: when he throws you
off, cry
9: Kick Hidan and blame Itachi
10: Hide kisame in a
closet and serve Itachi Sharckfin soup
11: after that, give him
some sushi (handmade)
12: then accidentaly notice kisame being
gone
13: Videotape his reaction
14: Paint his cape pink
15:
theres some paint left, so do his hair as well
16: Bite his nose
at random moments
17: when on a mission, declare you are to tired
to walk and let him carry you piggyback
18: Paint his nails pink
and gold
19: read his diary and then sell it online
20: Tell
him orochimaru did it
21: Wake him up every morning by pouring
icewater down his boxers
22: use his underwear to decorate the
akatsuki hideouts walls with
23: Blame Hidan
24: Give him the
book: Evil for dummies for his birthday and declare he can use it
25:
Make the entire Akatsuki sing Happy birthday to you for him
25:
Give him all kinds of nicknames like bunnyor Koneko
26: make sure
to do so in the prescence of the akatsuki members
27: Declare him
your eternal love
28: then explain carefully why sasuke is so
cute
29: offer him ballet lessons for his birthday
30: offer
them to sasuke too
31: videotape the entire scenario
32: Offer
him a life
33: Sing whats your horoscope for today everytime he
opens his mouth
34: Paint his fingernails ping and gold
35:
hide the nailpolish under Kisames bed
36: bite his nose at random
moments
37: when hes asleep, put his hand in a glass of water
38:
the next morning you ask him why he is airing his futon all of a
sudden
39: when he blushes, tell him it can happen to anyone
40:
make sure all the akatsuki members hear that
41: when hes in the
shower, scream FIRE IN THE HOUSE !!!
42: when he comes running
out, put your hands over your eyes and pretend to puke
43: tell
him that you doubt who is the older brother of sasuke and him after
this little incident
44: declare he looks like an 80 years old man
with that stupid stray hat
45: pimp said hat (loads of pink,
yellow and white, involving flowers, hearts and such)
46: When hes
in the bath, steal his clothes
47: tell him Santa will buy him new
ones
48: Buy him jeans that are way too tight and a pink shirt
49:
Write I Love Sasuke on the shirt
50: tell him the I love Mum
shirts were already gone
51: Paint his akatsuki ring light
blue
52: send him back to the academy
53: when on a mission,
declare you are too tried to walk and let him carry you piggyback
54:
Make sure the akatsuki sees this
55: Sharpen his Razor without
asking him
56: When he is shaving, yell: GOOD MORNING ITACHI
57:
Hide the First Aid Kit
58: Make his toothpasste explode in his
face
59: Blame Hidan
60: Start crying on him out of the blue,
and when he askes you what happened, you ask him what the hell he is
talking about
61: Declare him the first official Akatsuki Wanker
during breakfast
62: Make him bread with peanut butter, syrup and
marmite
63: Force him to eat them
64: Make him eat garlic and
then spy on Kiba
65: Tell everyone he and Kisame had a one-night
stand
66: Blame Orochimaru
67: Cut off his hair when he is
asleep
68: Make it look like Hidan did it
69: Send him flowers,
tagged With love, Sasuke
70: Whenever he wins a fight, spray him
with a fire extinguisher and declare he was on fire
71: Rinse it
off under a meltwater watterfall
72: Put salt in his coffee
73:
Give him a Sasuke plushie for halloween
74: Follow him like a
shadow
75: Steal his favorite plushie and gve it to sasuke
76:
Videotape the result
77: Read him from the book cinderella
78:
Give Him a cat
79: Make the entire akatsuki call him
Tachi-chan
80: Say you like the new nickname
81: Kick him and
point at Kisame
82: Sell his cloack online
83: buy it back and
give it to sasuke
84: tickle him
85: Wake him up every morning
by pouring icewater in his boxers
86: Tell him his so-called evil
smirk looks like a rat with a mask
87: Present him with a wedding
ring and say Orochimaru sent it
88: next, send him a wedding
dress
89: make orochimaru wear a tux and blame itachi for that
90:
videotape it
91: ask him why his hittai-ate (headbang I believe)
is scratched
92: Ask him Why? every three seconds untill he
reacts
93: then sayWHAT?
94: Bump into him every time you see
him
95: Count his sweets deeds in front of kisame, hidan, sasori
and orochimaru
96: write them down and nail them to a wall for
everyone to read
97: Teach him history of the dark ages; the
tortures revealed, whilest declaring his victims dont sufffer
enough
98: Make the entire akatsuki read this
99: Make sasuke
read this
100: Make sure Itachi sees the videotape you made in the
process
101: Write a Yaoi fanfic about him
102: Tell him its
Orochimarus doing
103: Throw snotballs at him when hes
training
104: sisguise yourself as Itachi and annoy Kisame
105:
Let Itachi take the beating
106: Do everything he askes you
wrong
107: Declare you are independent, then be him not to leave
you and walk away crying
108: Do said thing in public
109: Make
sure Itachi gets to read this
There, the end. See ya peeps later !!
