117 Ways to get Killed by Uchiha Sasuke

1: Tell him you love Itachi
2: Paint his pants pink
3: Blame Naruto
4: Steal his underwear while hes sleeping and spread it all over the hokages faces
5:Videotape his reaction
6: Tell the entire village he masturbates first thing every morning to get his heart started
7: Sing the Happy song every time he tries to open his mouth
8: Hug him at random times
9: Scream his name everytime you see him
10: Spread pretty pink, white and yellow flowers all over his bed while hes asleep
11: take pictures of it and spread those through the village
12: Videotape his reaction
13: To make it up with him, present him with 20 free classical ballet lessons
14: Videotape him in a tutu
15: Make Itachi join said lessons
16: run into him when hes on a mission
17: when hes in the bath, walk in on him
18: Refuse to go away
19: when you finally leave, steal his clothes
20: Tell sakura he loves ino, and ino he loves sakura
21: while youre at it, tell naruto sasuke and gaara are getting pretty close lately
22: Thow a party at sasukes place
23 Dont tell sasuke about it
24: Invite the entire akatsuki
25: Invite Gaara, temari and mummy guy
26: Write a Yoai story about him and Naruto
27: Blame Kakashi
28: Paint I love Itachi On all of his shirts
29: Jump on his back when he is training himself
30: when hes taking a piss, appear behind him and ask what hes doing
31: pretend to watch over his shoulder
32: then run off, screaming how terrified you are of worms
33: make Naruto use his sexy no jutsu on him
34: Videotape it
35: Ask jiraia to dedicate his latest EXTREME come come violence to Uchiha Sasuke, my cutest muse
36: give kakashi the book
37: Tell him its a present from sasuke
38: Videotape his reaction when he finds out
39: Make him play strippoker with Ino, sakura, temari, tenten, lee, naruto, kiba, shikamaru, chouji and kakashi
40: Make sure he loses all the time
41: then run around screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAH, MY EYES, MY PURE VIRGIN EYES !!!!
42: Tell him Itachi said hi
43: Tell him youll do his makeup tomorrow, cuz todays looked soooooooooo bad...
44: State that hes got a zit on his nose, even if he hasnt
45: Read his Diary
46: Steal his teddy bear
47: give it to lee
48: tell lee its sakuras
49: perform a jutsu on it, so itll scream Im SASUKES TEDDY when sakura touches it
50: Follow him everywhere
51: Make him fall asleep in town
52: Get him into narutos house and stripp him to his boxers
53: cook all Narutos ramen and cover sasuke with it
54: write Gaara was here on his face
55: Tell Naruto his house is on fire
56: Enjoy the show
57: videotape it while youre there
58: Sell his underwear on the internet (to his fangirls)
59: say Naruto did it
60: Brag around in town that YOU were the one that advised him that Pink boxer with red hearts on it
61: when he askes you about it, play innocent
62: Tell neji sasuke wants some styling tips from him
63: Get him to fight you, then scream : RAPE !!!
64: Start crying all of a sudden, and when he asks you whats going on, ask what hes talking about
65: Ticle him awake every morning
66: Steal his shoes
67: Tell him hes got some gel on his ear
68: then wink
69: Ask where he was yesterday night, and if he too had heard the hammering noieses from narutos house
70: Do so in public
71: Write a fake letter from Sasuke to Lee in witch he declares his undying love
72: Make the entire village read it
73: Get him an akatsuki cloack and tell him it matches his eyes
74: paint his toenails light blue
75: When hes showering, turn on the cold and hot cranes very quickly afer one another
76: Tell him hes fat
77: then eat all his chocolate
78: Steel Chojis Chips and blame sasuke
79: Talk about how dreamy and cute Itachi is all day
80: Steal his hittai-ate (I believe that means headband)
81: Accidentally scratch it
82: Blame kakashi
83: Give him a cd of my chemical romance and a razor sharp knife for his birthday
84: Tell him youll always be there if he needs you
85: do so while hes training
86: when he gets grumpy, ask if its his Time of the month again
87: Make sure Naruto hears that
88: Ask if he actually likes Itachi
89: Dont take no for an answer
90: Get his fangirls in his bedroom
91: Videotape it
92: Show it to Ino and sakura
93: Aks if he enjoyed the company
94: Make the toilet explode when he comes near it
95: Blame him for leaving his explosion charms everywhere
96: go tssk at him whenever he hns
97: kick him in the ass and say you couldnt help yourself
98: when he gets mad, reming him hitting girls is not polite
99: Show him all his videotaped moments
100: Videotape his reaction to that
101: Show the entire tape in the village cinema
102: Dye his hair yellow
103: then call him sunshine
104: make him sing
105: Record it
106: play it on the town speakers
107: send a copy to the akatsuki
108: Get him a cat
109: make up new (cute) nicknames for him
110: use them as much as you can
111: Inform Naruto and kakashi of them
112: Make the entire village of konoha read this
113: Make the akatsuki read this
114: Make said groups also watch the video
115: Make Sasuke read this
116: Videotape his reaction
117: tell him you still love him

Well, that was it, I hope you enjoyed it. DONT STEAL THEM, YOU BASTARDS !!! ILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU !!!