125 Ways to get Killed by Hyuuga Neji
1: Ask why he dresses up as a
boy
2: Dye his hair in random happy colours
3: then arrange him
a mirror
4: Tell him he shouldnt break his head cuz of all the
branches that are in there
5: Nudge him at random moments
6:
Hump his legs
7: Do said thing in public
8: Put a spider in his
pants and announce a breakdance demonstration
9: Explain the word
happiness to him
10: make sure naruto hears it
11: When hes in
the shower, steal his clothes
12: then break the batroom
window
13: tell his fangirls he is in there
14: Sit back and
enjoy the show
15: Laugh at him whenever he says something
usefull
16: write a lemon about him and Choji
17: when he asks
you about it, blame Lee
18: Start singing under his bedroom window
when hes trying to sleep
19: When he comes out, throw a bucketload
of water at him and tell him to chill
20: Then Notice he is wet,
and ask if he had a little accident
21: Offer him a pink, fluffy
towel
22: Take a picture of him with said towel
23: blow it up
to postersize and spread it through the village
24: Paste
toothpaste all over his face when hes asleep
25: Draw pretty
flowers on his Hittai-ate (forehead protector)
26: When in public,
tell him you liked what he and naruto were doing yesterday
27:
when he gives you the odd look, wink and tell him it doesnt matter if
he doesnt like girls
28: complain about the noise they made
29:
Ask him if he sold his soul to the devil
30: when no is your
answer, ask him Why else he would have a satan sign on his
forehead
31: Ask him if hes a member of the emo club yet
32: If
not, sign him up
33: Hide his headband in tentens underwear
drawer
34: Tell him Lee did it
35: Videotape the result
36:
Surprise him with a Best dutch songs ever album
37: Make him
listen to it all day
38: Start humming the songs whenever he can
hear it
39: Watch southpark with him and telll him he looks like
Cartman
40: Tell him he looks like your 7 year old sister
41:
Declare to the entire village that you gave him singing lessons, and
that he sounded like James blunt
42: Take pictures of him when hes
asleep
43: Sell them on the internet
44: Throw his boxers at
Sasuke
45: then point at him and scream he shouldnt have forced
sasuke to wear them on his head yesterday
46: then sigh, and
mention that you would have done the same if neji came at YOU with
THAT whip...
47: tell them they DO have to be more silent next
time
48: ask if they are in love
49: if they answer no, tell
everyone they are in denial
50: Videotape it all
51: Play spin
the bottle with him and his team
52: get a positive magnet stuck
in the neck of the bottle
53: Make nejis hittai-ate negatively
magneticall
54: After its his third turn, cover your eyes and
scream you are not ready for this
55: When hes asleep, dress him
up like a girl and take pictures
56: leave the makeup on
57:
desrtoy all reflecting things on his path
58: In between these,
sell the pictures
59: enjoy the show
60: Style his hair so it
looks like Kakashis
61: then declare you liked his old way
better
62: Show him the girly pictures
63: Videotape his
reaction
64: Cut the legs of his bedd and place the bed back on
the loose halfs
65: dare him to jump on his bed and try to touch
the ceiling
66: Hide the First Aid Kit
67: Ruin the lock of his
bathroom door
68: walk in on him when hes bathing, and declare you
wanted to be sure if hes really a guy
69: then scream
70: Throw
all his Champoo in the toilet and flush
71: Get the hell out and
videotape that what follows
72: when neji comes out, make sure all
his clothes have diappeared
73: Offer him some of yours, and give
him a dress
74: Videotape that
75: Anounce hes gonna be
starring in the new Come Come Paradise volume Jiraia wrote
76:
Also, state Gaara had been sleeping overmany times lately
78: Kick
him in the crotch and ask him why he whines about it
79: Tell him
that was the best Lazy town imitation you had ever heard
80:
Videotape this scene
81: Give him a baby born and tell him hed
make a good mum
82: Ask whos the father
83: Start laughing at
the answer
84: Tell him he is beautifull
85: Sing the three
blinde mice everytime he uses his byakugan
86: Steal his pillow,
sit on it and refuse to get off
87: Snuggle up to him when hes
asleep
88: then wake him up by yelling RAPE !!!
89: Tell Lee
Neji hits on Sakura
90: State that he should be more like his
dad
91: Draw I love my Headon the back of his pants when hes
training
92: Tell him you didnt have enough paint for Just one,
tiny branch...
93: Show him a picture of Gai an a bathing suit
94:
Make all clocks in his house fast four hours
95: then declare him
konohas legal longsleeper
96: aks him if that suits him, or if
wanker would be better
97: when hes peeing, tell him he shouldnt
do that to the poor tree
98: call his fangirls
99: then shout
ECCHI!!!!! (pervert)
100: switch his headband with Gaaras
101:
Blame Naruto
102: Enjoy the show
103: And while youre at it,
catch the whole on tape
104: Steal his pants and paint them orange
with red flames
105: then scream that nejis on fire
106: watch
the firefighters try to kick out the flames
107: tell neji it
could be worse. I mean, a man would be dying right now...
108:
Scream loudly and jump on his back whenever he opens his mouth
109:
perform a jutsu on his toilet, so it screams what he is doing in the
bathroom loud enough for the entire village to hear it
110: when
he rushes outat you, innocently point at lee
111: destroy the
counter-jutsu scroll
112: Read this checklist through the village
speakers on the 30th of march
113: Tell tenten he loves her
114:
send hima wedding ring, tagged with love, SnG
115: Make it be
followed by a wedding dress
116: Hide a box of condoms in his
bag, so they fall out whenever he opens it
117: Write a loveletter
from him to sasuke
118: put tampons in his toilet, then invite all
the chounin to his house for a thee drinking contest
119: Tell
them neji has been a bit grumpy the past week
120: when he
complains, hush him and tell him you understand
121: put a punaise
on his chair and ask innocently what he and Gaara actually did last
night
122: Make him read this checklist
123: Show him the tape
you made during the game
124: Make the entire village watch
it
125: Tell him you understand him
Well, that was it for today my loves XD
