A/N: Dun dun duuuuuuuun. I am back, keru! Yes. I am back. This chapter is actually pretty short, for it's just a little special chapter. And what's it about? Well, Sasuke in heat, of course! Who knows what could happen...
Also, thank you to all that reviwed!
Annnnnnnd, Sasuke and Naruto are like... OOC IN THIS! ESPECIALLY SASUKE:O Kinda creeeeeeepy!
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Special Chapter
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"Sasuke?" Naruto turned towards the feline that was huddled quietly towards a corner, weeping softly. Naruto lowered his eyes in annoyance and concern. Sasuke never weeped. It wasn't his style. But for the last couple of days...
"Oi, teme! I'm talking to you, asshole!" the blonde growled before turning his head to his left with a 'hump' sound escaping his throat.
The cat with the Rosary around its neck still never turned to look at the young boy, "Leave me the fuck alone," was the murmured reply.
Naruto felt a vein twitch. He wanted to give the bastard a piece of his mind, now. Now he didn't care what the hell the black furball was crying about! ...Or did he?
The blonde growled as he tottered towards Sasuke and grabbed his enemy roughly, "Whaaaaaaaaat is wrooooooong with yoooooooou?!"
Sasuke turned his head away in annoyance. Naruto's growl highered in volume.
"WHAT IS WROOOOOOOOOOOONG, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!! I'M TRYING TO HEEEEEEELP YOOOOOOU!" he shook the glaring cat.
"I DUNNO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG, DOBE!" the blonde stood silent for a second, letting Sasuke's words ring through his head carefully. He suddendly understood.
"Waddya mean you don't know? You have to know what's wrong with you? Are you a saddist?" Naruto innocently asked.
He got a Sasuke's ultimate kitty bitch slap in return. Naruto gave a nervous laugh as he dropped the prince onto the ground.
The cat sighed heavily, "It's just... I've been having these weird... cravings...lately," he confessed. Naruto blinked.
"Cravings? What kind of cravings?"
Sasuke narrowed his eyes towards the ground.
"Erm... It just feels like... You know..."
Naruto frowned, "I don't get it." he answered lamely.
The demon prince twitched.
"It feels like...When two people like eachother...They want to..."
Either Naruto never had an experience or lectures on this stuff, or he really was blonde.
"Still don't get it."
Sasuke slammed his paw against the ground.
"When two people like eachother, they want to make the other feel good...and...so they have...?"
"...What are you trying to say, Sasuke?"
"THEY WANNA FUCK, DAMMIT!"
"GASP!"
Sasuke wanted to kill himself at the young boy's stupidity. Really. How could he not get the picture. He glanced over to Naruto that was blushing like crazy, mummbling something about the time he thought about the demon prince molesting his leg. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Now do you get-"
"THAT'S TOO WEIRD, BASTARD! I KNEW YOU WERE A PERVERT!"
Sasuke growled, "IT'S NOT MY DAMN FAULT! I DUNNO WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH MY BODY! IT NEVER ACTED LIKE THIS UNTIL YOU TURNED ME INTO THIS DAMN THING YOU HUMANS CALL FELINES!"
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEOW!"
Naruto and Sasuke cocked their heads behind them in mild horror.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" they screamed. For at the blonde's wondow, cats were gathering in rather large groups. Confused at what some were doing on top of other cats, their eyes widdened. Naruto blushed and looked away while Sasuke felt a brow lower.
"Erm... Mating season?" the whiskered boy asked himself, "I didn't know cats had mating seasons in winter!" he laughed stupidly.
Sasuke's eyes widdened.
"Oh hell no..."
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"SASUKE, YOU BASTARD! STOP RUBBING YOURSELF AGAINST MY POOR LAMP!"
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"SAAAAAAAAAASUKE! STOP DOING THAT TO MY HAMSTER...Wait... I don't have a hamster... NEVERMIND! GO AHEA- Wait...NO, SASUKE! STOP THAT!"
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"THAT POOR HAMSTER! YOU RAPED IT TO DEATH!"
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"Dammit, dobe. Shut the hell up. I didn't do anything yet!"
"Sorry... Just making things interesting..."
"Dobe..."
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Naruto slumped against the couch, with Sasuke glaring at him deadly.
"Dobe," he didn't sound too happy, "Take this damn Rosary off. Now." he demanded.
Naruto glared back, "Hell no! With you trying to suck my powers... I'd rather get married to a hobo with no toenails than help you!"
Sasuke rolled his eyes, "As if a hobo would want to marry someone like you. You're not even the least bit attractive."
Naruto ignored him and fiddled with his fingers.
"I'm serious," the prince stated, "If I don't have this damn thing on, I would be able to control my urges.
Naruto fiddled his fingers faster, and felt his cheeks bloom with red.
Sasuke sighed.
"No." the blonde said simply.
"Why you dispicible tramp-"
"How the hell are you going to call me a tramp when you-"
"MEEEEEEEEEEEEOW!"
Naruto and Sasuke flinched.
"Oh no! They're at it again!"
"HEY YOU DAMN BASTARD! STOP SCREAMING LIKE YOU'VE LOST YOUR GODDAMN MINDS! GO FUCK SOMEWHERE ELSE! YOU FILTHY BEASTS!" Both boys heard the blonde's neighbor yell in anger. Both teens then heard the sound of a 'bang' and then a 'scream' as the cats suddendly ran away.
"..."
"..."
Both boys stared at eachother.
"Er..."
"Dobe..."
"Stop calling me that, teme!"
"A dobe is a dobe."
"Hump!"
"Take this damn Rosary off of me."
"Ha! Never!"
"Don't make me force you."
"As if you could!"
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"I...hate you... You...You..." the blonde fell down on his knees, "...You PERVERT!" he shuddered, blushing furiously.
Sasuke, stroking his now raven hair, gave a small smirk in annoyance. He fiddled with the Rosary with slim fingers.
"I warned you," he said simply.
And what the demon prince did to make Naruto take the necklace made of seals off of Sasuke, must have been pretty damn bad...
Really bad...
End of Special Chapter...
A/N: That was really short... and terribly written. Oh well. I went to the book store with my friend yesterday when watching the new Harry potter movie, and I seen this 18+ older book, and I wanted it. It was all about yaoi:D I thought the lady wouldn't let me have it because I'm only 15 but she didn't pay attention. Guess I was lucky... Bleah... Anyways, they had a couple of stories with guys as cats. And I thought of this story. (laughs) I'm stupid...
Anyways, for people that want to know what Sasuke did to Naru-chan... I'M NOT TELLING! BUWAHAHAHAHA! I feel evil today, so kill me... (sighs)
Also, don't forget. I didn't go over the grammar on here AT ALL! Because I just wrote this because I was bored. It's not actually a chapter or anything... But sheesh!
Enjoy!