Omg, I am hyped up, woot woot!!!!! Yeah, I suck at long chapters on the computer, my secret to this…I AM LAZY!!!!!! So yeah…maybe I should start the story now…
Disclaimer: Is there a lot of yaoi in the show? Well there you go, not mine.
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Words flashbacks
Chapter 8
"Is he a demon?" Kyuubi asked while Thunder set some food in front of them.
"A hawk."
"Hawks are pretty territorial, but then again so are wolves…I guess that would work," Kyuubi stated simply, running a hand through his long red hair.
Naruto sighed, "I can't believe you are still with grandpa! He's a jerk!"
"Well that jerk happens to be good in bed."
Naruto's face turned an adorable shade of pink, "Ewwwwww!"
"It's the reason you're alive, no whining brat."
"Let's not talk about sex," Sai suggested softly, a flush turning his cheeks a light pink. He sighed, rubbing the back of his head.
Sasuke looked around the room, "Where are we?"
"The middle of the warehouse," Kyuubi stated, then leaned over and whispered sex in Sai's ear.
"Stop that!!!!!!"
"Why?"
"It's annoying!"
"Why?"
"GAAAAAH!!!!!! It's like talking to a three year old!"
"Three-thousand- two-hundred-n-ninety-seven," Kyuubi corrected.
"Wow…" Sai said staring in shock.
"I'm not that old you brat!!!! Shikaku is old."
"I'm not even gonna ask…" Sai said backing away.
"Stupid brat I---"
"You what?" Shikaku's dark voice echoed menacingly.
"I wanna go to bed…" Kyuubi stated bluntly, standing and walking over to Shikaku, "Baby, the other three are wolves, and one has a hawk for a mate, can't we just let them go?"
"Give me one good reason."
"Well, one is a cop…and I don't want a chance that my litter is raised without a father."
"Hmmm…very well, shocks me that they didn't just walk out though, the door was open."
"Didn't tell them…"
"WHAT, THE DOOR WAS OPEN?!" All the kids yelled.
"Didn't I just say that?" Shikaku asked, "Oh…and you kids passes the test, we'll tell you all we know about the real kidnappers…"
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Yeah…I don't like Shikaku as a bad guy. Sue me (don't!!!!!! I'm broke!) but yeah, I did write more than before…yeah. If anyone has questions, don't be afraid to ask. I won't bite………………………………ok…maybe a little.