A/N well here is Edward and Emmett actually playing! Hope you like it. D
Disclaimer:
Me: please tell everyone your name for me.
Emmett: what am I doing here? I was with Edward and Bella and it suddenly went
dark…
Me: erhem!
Emmett: well I'm not afraid of you!
Me: grr…
Emmett: ok ok! Well she still doesn't own us, but she does own the game fuck!
Me: thank you, Emmett. Now tell my reviewers how much you love them.
Emmett: no way! Rose would kill me!
Me: do it or I'll tell Rose what you did to Alice…
Emmett: I LOVE YOU POIFCT'S GIRL AND XEMILYXCULLENX!
Me: that's better!
Bella's POV
Emmett threw the ball up, and hit it softly. It went toward Edward, who hit it
back, while saying 'fucker'. I didn't think that they would go through with it,
but every time one of them hit it, they would say 'fucker'. I was laughing so
hard that I fell off the couch, rolling on the floor. But that was not the only
reason behind my laughter. Emmett's face was so determined, so concentrated. It
was nothing like his usual playful self, and he actually looked like he was
Constipated. It was the most hilarious thing I had ever seen.
I was laughing so hard that I was crying, and then when Emmett dove for the
fuck, and he missed it, he yelled mother fucker! It was really funny, and it was
even funnier when Esme started screaming at him for using such language.
I was laughing so hard that I would have permanate damage. Was clutching my
sides, rolling on the floor, and I probably looked mentally disturbed.
Then Jasper came in, looking very confused. "What the hell are you doing? And
why do I have the sudden urge to break out laughing?"
By the end of his sentence, he was smiling widely, then he broke out in
laughter. He started rolling on the ground next to me.
"What's…so…funny?" he laughed.
"Look!" I said, pointing at Emmett and Edward.
He understood, saw the look on Emmett's face, and joined laughing
wholeheartedly.
Looks like this is gonna be a party! The rest of the Cullen family walked in,
eyes questioning our sanity. Of course, with Jasper's power, they soon joined
us.
"What…laugh…the hell…laugh….are you guys doing?" Asked Rosalie practically
choking on her words.
"They're…playing…a game called 'Fuck'," Bella replied managing to calm down
enough to force the words out.
"Could you people please….shut up!" Edward yelled over our laughter. He was
obviously still consintrating just as hard on the game as Emmett was. It was
hilarious. Though instead of constipated he looked cute when he was extremly
determined.
The rest of the Cullen's and I finally stopped laughing and Jasper sent waves of
calm over everyone. Even Emmett and Edward seemed to relax a little. "Ok you
guys you can continue." Jasper said as he sat down next to me on the couch.
Edward and Emmett continued on with the game and from the looks of it Edward was
winning. This had obviously occurred to Emmett since he now looked extremely
irritated.
"Hey Bella," someone whispered to me. I came out from my thoughts to
find an extremely confused Jasper looking at me.
"Why so confuzzled Jazzy?" I asked, while chuckling at my choice of words.
"I don't understand the game they're playing. Can you explain it to me?" he asked, still looking confused.
"Ok it's kind of simple," I started. After I explained the rules his confused
expression turned to one of pure hilarity.
"Oh my god that is the funniest game I have ever heard of!" he said in between his laughs. "I want to play!" he said.
"Good you can play Edward now." Jasper got up only to be immediately replaced by
a very upset Emmett.
"I would have won if everyone wasn't laughing at me…" he mumbled on like that. I just giggled.
"I start!" Jasper said enthusiastically.
Edward murmured something that I couldn't hear. The look on his face told me that it wasn't a nice thing, either. I decided to help him.
Just as Jasper was about to throw the fuck in the air, I said, "hey guys? Hwy don't we give Edward a break? That game with Emmett looked like it wore him out a lot," I said. Edward shot me a thankful look, though Alice wasn't buying it.
"Let the boy play! Jazz wants to play, so that means Edward does too!" Alice said.
"No! I mean, uh, I want to…er…" I had sat back up on the couch when I was done laughing, so I clutched my throat and dropped back to the floor. I knew it was an act, so did everyone else, but Edward of course.
I felt cool arms wrap around me, and Edward's voice was very close. "Bella!"
I knew that if Edward thought I was hurt, he would do whatever I wanted without any hesitation. Even Alice couldn't stop him then.
So, for the Edward believing I was hurt cause, I murmured, "take me to our meadow."
Within moments we were out the door, and I could feel the air whipping against my skin as he ran. I smiled to myself. Edward looked down at me, and got very confused.
"Why are you smiling?" he asked, as he set me down in the middle of or meadow. "I thought you were hurt?"
I smiled. "Nope! Just part of my devious plan to get you out of there."
He smiled, understanding. "I love you so much," he said after a few minutes of staring at me.
"Oh yeah? Then prove it." I raised one eyebrow.
My favorite crooked smiled crossed his features, and he kissed me.
We were like that for several minutes before I broke away. He had the cutest pout on his features. "What's the matter?" he asked.
I pretended to think about it. "Hmmmm…well as of right now, nothing. Nothing could make this more perfect. Nothing could ruin this moment."
He smiled, making my heart stop. "Well in that case…"
I giggled as he pulled me closer and we began kissing once again.
A/N so, did you like? Well I have to mention this, and this will occur for future chapters as well. Here it is: Emily helped me co-write this, so she gets some credit too. I write the majority, but if I get stuck, she takes over. Which could be why some of this doesn't seem like me. This time she wrote about half. Well, I already have the next chapter written, and no, there is no more of the game fuck in this story. Trust me, i don't even want to write any more with it! So now to end this freakishly long authors note, LEAVE ME A COOKIE!