Naruscape
Me: yeah… sorry I haven't updated in awhile, I was saving up my money for a laptop and I
was busy saving up money
Jkip: yep, and its vista but the battery sucks
Me: umm… now what?
Jkip: well, hey Tobi is still in the corner
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy…
Me: Tobi you dead yet?
Tobi: FINE I GOT IN AKATSKI BY BURNING SASORI'S CORSPE ND STEALING
THE RING!!
Deidara: I knew it! UN
Me: aren't you dead?
Deidara: yeah, un
Demos: Do the normal stuff, and hi I'm demos a new character
Tobi: can't they just go to the other chapters?
Demons: no, well yeah and story go
Me: that's my line!
Demos: shut the fing hell up you little asstard
Jkip: why did we make him?
Me; I don't know
Insert key and disclaimer here
Well we last left our heroes the ninjas had shown Jkip and Surge some of their move and
vise versa and set up camp now let's go to when they wake up… their still asleep 3, 2 1…
GET THE HELL UP FAGGOTS, there we go
"what the hell was that?" Naruto moaned
"That Naruto, was the magic voice thing that tells us important facts when we need
Them, but is programmable with ann.L.A.R.D Surge said "otherwise, you're stuck with the
goals that you say you'll do until you do them; cause if you don't it'll keep on reminding you
until you do or die"
"how do you talk like that so early" Kiba said
"coffee, 3 jugs full" Jkip said "with 6 lbs of sugar and creamer"
"no, I have a cup or two, black" Surge said
"anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…" Jkip said "we've still got to go to Lumbrigde, and I
don't know about you guys but I say we take the longer way through Fally"
"what's Fally?" Sakura asked
"Falador, Fally, is one of the biggest cities in all of runescape and a main stop of
many adventurers due to it is close to the limited zone (incase I didn't tell you before, I
changed runescape a bit and made the member section unavailable to people with a
combat lvl of 49-) , several banks the mining guild(sp?) and within a day walk of both
Lumbrigde and Varrock." Surge said "and be for you ask Varrock is the biggest city in all of
rune and is where King Jagex lives and is economic city, so there are hundreds of stores
and is where the grand exchange is, which is basically a place where people can sell unused
crap they have"
"man your world is complicated" Choji said
"we know, though simply put Varrock is just a giant market" Jkip said "but still, lets
get going to Fally"
"fine" everyone else said
"now, which way was it?" Jkip said
"south, now go" Surge said
After the humorous scene in the morning Surge and Jkip had the shinobi follow them when
they remembered a shortcut to Fally
"Surge, do you think we should take the short cut through cave of pain, suffering,
and death; or should we take the longer way through the meadow of candy, happiness, and
fluffy unicorns?" Jkip asked
"well, if we go through the cave, it'll nock a good day off our trip, but we may die"
surge said "ok ninja which way should we go, through the cave of pain, suffering, and
death; or should we go through the meadow of happiness, candy, and fluffy unicorns"
Naruto, Kiba, Surge and Jkip chose the cave, and everyone else chose the meadow.
"well, then it's decided, we going through the cave" Jkip said
"ano, Jkip-san, umm…b-but e-e-everyone s-said we g-g-go th-th-through the
meadow" Hinata stuttered
"so?" Surge said "there is a bottomless pit surrounding the meadow path, and if you step
off of it, you'll fall to your death plus the path doesn't meet all the way and,
there are dragons on both places"
"so why is it called the meadow of happiness, candy and fluffy unicorns if you can die in it?" Ino asked
"ask Jkip" Surge said
"what? A man in an orange spiral mask with one creepy red eye wearing a big cloak
with red clouds one it –not the video game, or is it manga…, character-and called himself
Tobi ,then Madara Uchiha, or Saucekay? Saucegay? Sasgay? Sasuke?" Jkip rambled on"
"gaki, if that moronic ningen is right then those akatsukis are here" the kyuubi
somehow told Naruto
'I know, but how are we supposed to fight them, scratch that how could they fight
us there's no chakra in this place- wait did he say Sasuke?' Naruto thought
"SASUKE'S HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Naruto and Sakura yelled "WE'LL GET YOU
ARGGHHHH!!!!!!"
"are they always like this?" Surge said
"only if you say the s-word" Shino said
"you mean Quando omni flunkus moritati?" Jkip randomly said (tell me where I
got the phrase and I may give you a sneak peek at the next chapter
"what does that mean?" Kiba asked
"mokudensia(sp)" Shikamaru groaned "it means 'when all else fails, play dead'"
"yep" Jkip said "now through the cave"
Ten minutes later on the other side of the cave
"alright who's not dead?" Surge asked
"ummm… Hinata's not breathing or Ino, or Kiba or the drag-" Jkip said before being scorched "scratch that last comment"
"great their all dead" Surge said
"don't forget we respawn at Lumbridge when we die so it's not all bad?" Jkip moaned "ummm… Surge, I can't feel my legs… or arms…or body… or neck or anything below my chin, again"
"you'll be good by chapter 6" surge said
"true…" Jkip replied "but I thought that Chibi said not to break the fourth wall by knowing about the chapters, audience, and being stuck in a digital world"
"he did, but he didn't make me, so… I don't care" Surge said
"why don't we warp to Lumbridge and log out so we can that 'animator vs. animation 'game?"
"sure, Lumbridge warp, Surge6299, logging out" Surge said
"Lumbridge warp, Jmudkip, logging out" Jkip said
"HEY get back or no porn!" the author (me) yelled
"damn, that normally works…, well err umm… to Konaha!"
Konaha
"well let's see… that big busted lady said that I was suppose to meet her here to
get my apartment and ranking" Mager said to himself
"aaahhh… good, you're here, now for your apartment you can't have one for free and
seeing we are shorthanded, you become a shinobi of Konaha and with that comes a
paycheck, so what do ya say" Tsunade said cheerfully at the thought of getting a new
shinobi "of course we'll have to test you"
"fine, so long as I can have a roof over my head and food I don't care" Mager said
"good fist off I want you to fight… Iruka Umino" Tsunade said
"fine lets go" Mager said
Me: I'm not sure what to think about it
Jkip: yeah… Demos?
Demos: well… you don't care about my opinion so why should I tell you?
Me: cause I can hit the little delete button and make you go poof in fact I can do it to
everyone here
Naruto:O.O
Itachi: O/.\O
Tobi:
Deidara: O.\/ UN
Naruto: why am I her with the akatsuki? And why aren't they trying to kill me
Itachi: vacation
Tobi: hai until Nagato-sama wakes up
Deidara: Itachi how did you knock leader out, un
Itachi: Konan helped me so don't think to hard about it, but there was a lot of blood…
Tobi: did you… did you… kill leader-sama?!?!?!?!
Itachi: no… then I wouldn't get my paycheck…but think orange
Naruto: did you use ero-sennin's books
Itachi: no but close…
Deidara: I know, un! You had Konan-
Jkip: dude, we don't know if everyone watching is old enough to hear that
Me: read
Itachi: Deidara got it right, though Konan just took off her…
Me: this story is getting to perverted lets end now
Demos: shut the fing hell up you B
Me: I'm no bitch 1. I'm a guy, 2.-points to tail and ears- these ain't a dog's, Jkip is the one
with the dog stuff
Jkip: why?
Me: I wanted you to
Demos: sure… -.- story bye