Mummy Boosh.

Summery- By popular demand. While watching The Mummy on Naboo's new shaman DVD player, Vince and Howard get sucked into the film and must stay alive until the end to get out again.

Disclaimer- Mighty Boosh is owned by Noel and Julian. The Mummy is owned by Steven Sommers.

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Chapter Two- Meeting O'Connell and the Carnahans.

The light dims to show a large area of desert, with many people in white oufits and hats rushing across towards some ruins, prepering for battle with black robed warriors. One lone man stood on a ruined wall, watching as his men hid behind large rocks, he is quite handsome and looks brave. He jumps down and sits next to a weasly man.

"Why can we just not give up, O'Connell?" He asks.

"Shut up and give me your cartridge belt, Beni" O'Connell ordered. Beni gives it to him, which he crosses over with his own.

"Now give me your gun, you won't use it" Beni hands that over as well.

The black robed warriors got closer, making the legionnaire commander turn tail and run. O'Connell instantly takes command and orders his men to get ready, some also run away, including Beni. Once the warriors got close enough, O'Connell let out a yell to fire, gunshots firing out taking out some of the black robed warriors.

As the legionnaires reload, it give the opportunity for the opposition to fire, taking out some of the white outfitted men. The battle raged on for a few minutes until the warriors broke over the first few ruins, making everyone back away, even O'Connell. He throws his rifle down and starts firing from his guns. Beni finds a open temple door and sprints towards it, just as O'Connell's guns runs out. He runs away with four horse riding warriors following him.

"Beni, don't you dare close that door. Don't you dare!" He yelled, but Beni ignores him and pushes the door shut. O'Connell slams into the door, but it dosen't budge.

"I'm gonna get you for that!" He ran another way, but suddenly a flash of light blinds him for a moment. When it disappears, he sees a lone figure lying there, wearing a bright blue and white shirt and brown trousers. He helped the guy wake up and saw he had small brown eyes and short brown hair, looking quite confused.

"Where am I?" He asked.

"No time for that, let's go" O'Connell yelled, helping to his feet and made him run with him towards some columns, trapping them both. They turned to the sound of the horses getting closer and were looking down the barrels of the warriors rifles.

"Don't kill me, I've got so much to give" The small eyed man cried. Suddenly, the horses got spooked and ran off, leaving the two men safe. They feel the evil coming from around them and when they turned they came fac to face with a staue of Anubis. Suddenly the sand shifted around their feet and making a screaming face, making them run off.

They run and stop a few feet away from the ruins "So, who are you and where you from then?" O'Connell asked his new friend.

"The name's Howard Moon, man of action and I come from London. Where am I, what year is this and who are you?" Howard asked.

"You are in the Sahara desert, my friend, it's 1925 and my name's Rick O'Connell" O'Connell answered.

'Wait, I know that name from somewhere... from that film Vince had' Howard thought 'I must be in it, oh why do I let him talk me into these things'

He was about to ask something else but stopped as O'Connell looked beyound him to a ridge. Howard looked too and saw a group of riders looking down at them. A chill ran down his spine, as his friend pulled on his arm.

"Come on, we better get to Cairo. We can try and get you back to London from there" And they both ran across the desert, hoping to get away from the warriors. Howard couldn't help but be concerned about Vince 'I hope he's alright and safe'.

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Three years later (in the film), the city of Cairo is seen. Deep in the city lies the Cario Museum of Antiquities, and inside there was the library. A young woman was stacking books on a towering ladder which was wobbling. She wore a brown skirt, white shirt and glasses. Her brown hair was in a bun and she was trying to reach a book over to another stack behind her. She reached over, only to make the ladder topple over, crashing into the stack she was reaching, which crashes into another, which crashed into another one, etc.

She gets out the way in time and sees what a mess she's made.

"Whoops" She could only say. She spun around as she heard her boss, the museum curator comes in, furious.

"Look at this mess, give me flies, frogs, locusts. Anything but you" He yelled.

"I'm sorry, it was an accident" She defended herself.

"When Ramesses destoryed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe, look at my library. I mean why do I put up with you, miss Carnahan?"

"You put up with me because I can read and understand hieroglyphs, and I'm the only one who knows how to catalogue this library" She said, her anger rising.

"I put up with you because your mother and father were our greatest patrons, that's why. Now clean up this mess" He yelled, before walking off. Then a noise could be heard from another part of the museum, making the woman curious. She walks over and takes a torch from the wall and walks over to a open sarcophagus on the floor. Closer she gets and then peers inside until...

A rotton mummy pops out, making a screeching sound. She screams, drops the torch and backs off, but stops when she hears laughter coming from inside. A man then sits up, half drunk and laughing his head off. He has short brown hair and is wearing a white-ish suit.

"You...You..." The woman could only stutter.

"What? Fool? Drunk? Please call me something new" He answers, getting out of the sarcophagus. He then gets slapped by the woman.

"Please don't ruin my career like you've done with yours" She said.

"My dear sweet baby sister, i'll have you know that my career's on a high note" He hiccupped.

"High note ah! You have nothing to show for it" His sister said, quite annoyed.

"Oh yeah, what's this then?" He asked, getting a small metal box out of his pocket.

"If this is another worthless trinket then..." She stopped when he placed it into her hands. She turned it around and found a small button on the side, pressing it and made it open, revealing some old paper.

"Where did you get this?" She asked.

"On a dig down in Thebes. Have I found something?" Her brother asked back.

"I think you actually have" She smiled to him, making him smile back. Suddenly a flash of light blinded them both, but when it faded they saw a smallish man lying there on the floor. He had longish black hair and was wearing a red top with black trousers, but no shoes. He woke up to reveal blue eyes and handsome features.

"Oh, what happened? Where am I?" He asked, looking around. He caught sight of two people staring at him and got up slowly.

"Hey, I'm Vince noir, rock and roll star. Who are you guys?" The older man answered first.

"I'm Jonathan Carnahan and this is my sister Evelyn or Evy"

"Cool, you guys know where I am? One minute I'm sitting in the living room with my mate Howard, now I'm here" Vince asked, not fazed that he was in a different place, instead quite interested in the jewellery sitting behind glass displays.

"You are in the Museum of Cairo and it's 1928" Evy answered, still quite surprised at the young man in front of her.

"Wait a minute, I know where I am now, genius. I must be in that film we were watching, I remember your names now" Vince grinned.

"In a film?" Evy asked, curious and confused.

"Yeah, you guys are characters in this film me and Howard were watching on Naboo's magic DVD player, then this flash of light happened and we must have been sucked in. This is cool, always wanted to be in films" His child-like state getting to him.

Jonathan and Evy looked at him like he'd escaped from the prison nearby, but could somehow trust him "Hey, what's that in your hand?" Vince asked.

Evy looked down to the metal box in her hands and took out the paper, opening it to reveal an old map, her eyes instantly shone with excitment.

"We must show this to the curator" And the three of them went to her boss. He let them in and gave a surprised look at Vince.

"What do you lot want then?" He asked, annoyed that Evy hadn't even started cleaning up.

Jonathan stood behind him and Vince sat on a table nearby, while Evy explained.

"See this cartouche there? It's the royal offical seal of seti the first, I'm sure" She said, excited.

"Who was he then?" Vince asked, wanting to be included.

"He was the wealthest pharaoh of the Old Kingdom" Evy answered.

"I like this guy, I like him very much" Jonathan said, rubbing his hands in greed.

"I've dated it to be be four thousand years old and see this part here well...it's Hamunaptra" The curator froze then recovered. Vince saw this but didn't say anything.

"That's just a myth. No-ones ever found it"

"What's Hamunaptra?" Vince asked again.

"The City of the Dead. Where the early Pharaohs were said to have hidden the wealth of Egypt" Evy answered with a smile, glad the young man was taken a true interest in this.

"Right, right, in a big underground treasure chamber. Everybody knows the story. The entire necropolis was rigged to sink into the sand. On Pharaoh's command, a flick of the switch! And the whole place could disappear beneath the dunes, taking the tresure with it" Vince was getting more and more curious, even though he'd seen the film loads of times and knew what was gonna happen.

"Well, it's really jus fairy tales...oh look at that!" The curator said, after 'accidently' setting fire to the map. He dropped it and Evy and Jonathan ran over to put it out. Vince stared, shocked at the actions of the curator and gave him a hard stare, which didn't faze him.

"You've burnt off the part with the lost city" Jonathan yelled, annoyed.

"It for the best. Many fools tried to find it, many have losts their lives. Besides, it was probably a fake anyway. Now leave me" The three just stared at him and left his office, their hearts heavy with the loss. They made their way to the library and sat at a table in the middle of the room.

"Well, I say let's do it anyway" Vince said, surprising the other two.

"We've lost the part that we actually need, there's no way to get there now" Evy sighed.

"Well, that's not excatly true..." Jonathan started but stopped at the curious looks on the others faces.

"What do you mean, Jonathan?" His sister asked.

"I didn't excatly find it in Thebes, I actually nicked it off someone in the local bar three years ago. A fight then started out and I ran for it before the police came. I believe he got arrested. He was drinking with some other bloke with small weird eyes" Jonathan explained.

"Small eyes? That's Howard. He got arrested?" Vince laughed "I have to come with you guys to get him out of trouble again".

"Come on Evy, he might be able to show us the way there. Besides, it'll be a nice thing to do to reunite Vince here with his friend" They both gave her pleading looks until she gave in.

"Fine then. Let's go get us a couple of prisoners"

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next chapter sorry the howard part was small, i'm better at writing for vince lol please read and review. from chugirl2526.