Mummy Boosh.

Summery- By popular demand. While watching The Mummy on Naboo's new shaman DVD player, Vince and Howard get sucked into the film and must stay alive until the end to get out again.

Disclaimer- Mighty Boosh is owned by Noel and Julian. The Mummy is owned by Steven Sommers.

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Chpater Three- The Adventure Begins...

Vince, Jonathan and Evy made their way into Cario prison, a filthy, dingy place full of the criminals and lowlifes of Cario. Jonathan and Evy looked around the prison with disgust, while Vince wondered how Howard would cope in these conditions.

"I can't believe you lied to me, Jonathan" Evy said, still quite angry.

"I lie to everyone, what makes you any different?" He asked.

"I am your sister" She answered.

"That just makes you more gullible" Vince couldn't help but smile at the siblings arguement.

"You stole it from a drunk at the local bar!" Evy yelled.

"Picked his pocket actually" Jonathan said quietly. The fat, smelly prison warden saw them and walked them towards the cages by the farthest wall. The three stood a bit away from them.

"What are these men in prison for?" Evy asked. "I did not know, so when I heard you were coming, I asked them that myself" The warden replied.

"And what did they say?" Evy asked again. "One said... they were just was just looking for a good time" As he said that, the door behind the bars burst open and two guards dragged out two men with scraggy hair and filthy clothes. One had large blue eyes, blond hair and was wearing a white shirt, browned by the sand and light brown trousers. The other had brown hair, small brown eyes and a ripped blue and white shirt with dark brown trousers.

"Howard!" Vince called out happily, walking forwards to the cage bars "How'd you get here?"

"Vince? Thank God. That flash of light...it bought me in the middle of a battle, this guy saved my life. We've been here for what feels like three years. You alright?" Howard gasped out.

"Yeah, the flash of light sent me to this museum and these guys helped me find you" Vince said.

"You do know this is all your fault, little man?" The jazz mavarick said.

"How's it my fault?" The Gtoh asked.

"You never said it was a magic DVD player that would send us here, now look at the mess we're in"

"Ok, I'm sorry, I forgot. Naboo will realise what's happened and help us out...hopefully" Vince said, defending himself.

"And if not?" Howard asked, getting annoyed.

"Then we must have to stay here until the end of the film" Vince answered, then smiled sheepishly. Howard just placed his hand over his eyes and felt like sobbing.

Meanwhile, the Carnahans were having a discussion with O'Connell. He then punched Jonathan across the face, knocking him out and making vince giggle slightly. Then Evy got closer to the bars, making O'Connell reach out, grab her face and kiss her. the guards then beat him and dragged him back, then came back and dragged Howard away "Vince, help me!"

"Where are they taking them?" Evy asked, worried.

"To be hanged, apparently the one had a very good time" Vince paled even more hearing Howard's fate.

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In the courtyards, the gallows were ready. Hundreds of prisoners watched as the nooses were put around O'Connell and Howard's necks. Evy is with the warden on a balcony while Vince and Jonathan could only watch in horror in the crowds.

"I'll give you one hundred pounds to save these men's lives" Evy pleaded.

"I'll pay one hundred pound just to see them hang" The warden said, not caring.

"Two, two hundred pounds" The two men looked up at her and saw their lives being bartered for, becoming hopeful.

"Five hundred pounds" Evy finalised. The warden stopped the proceedings.

"And what else? I'm a very lonely man" He felt her knee, making Evy slap him with her handbag "What about your friend down there, with the long hair?"

"No, I'm not giving you Vince" She slapped him again, making the prisoners laugh. The Warden then commanded Howard and O'Connell to hang. They fell through the trap door, but their necks didn't break.

"Great. Now we'll watch them strangle to death" The warden said, with a smile. Vince watched in shock as his best friend's fce went blue and knew he had to do something. He ran underneath the gallows, Jonathan unable to stop him and he grabbed Howard's leg, trying to keep him upright and not choke so much.

"The one knows the location of Hamunaptra" Evy said, desperate.

"You lie!" The warden accused.

"I would never. And if you let them both go we'll give you 10"

"50"

"20"

"40"

"30"

"25"

"Deal" Evy bartered. The warden realised his mistake, and order the men to be realesed. O'Connell fell into the sand, while Howard fell on Vince.

Howard looked as though he was going to kill Vince, until he saw the guilty look and tears rolling down his friend's face "I'm so sorry Howard, I never meant for that to happen" Howard rubbed his neck, trying to look angry, but couldn't. Instead he gathered the goth in his arms and hugged him, telling him he was fine now.

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The next day, the Carnahans arrived at Giza port with Vince in tow. After yesterday's antics, he was feeling a bit unsure about this adventure now.

"Are you sure he's going to turn up?" Evy asked.

"Undoubtly, I know the breed. He may be a cowboy, but his word is his word" Jonathan answered.

"Well, I think he's rude, filthy, a complete scoundrel. Nothing to like there at all" She shot back, not knowing O'Connall was right behind her "Someone I know?"

She turned around and saw him dressed more cleaner, his long blond hair before now cut short and his beard gone. By the side of him was howard, wearing a plain white shirt buttoned up and light brown trousers. He smiled at Vince, but when he saw the mark artound Howard's neck made by the rope, the goth looked away guilty.

Howard took him aside "Listen, yesterday was not your fault, I was just scared and blamed you for it. It was just simply the wrong place at the worng time"

"But you were right, it's my fault this as happened. I shoudln't have used that thing without Naboo's permission, he's gonna kill me now" Vince replied, worried.

"Hey now, he's gonna kill me too for letting you it in the first place. Besides, if he does, I'll go at him like a northen bullet" This made Vince laugh and feel less guilty. They turned around and saw their three friends go up the ramp to the boat they were taking.

"Come on then. Let's have another adventure, one to remember Vince" Howard smiled, making Vince smile back. They then made their way up the ramp and to the next part of the film/adventure.

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next chapter yay i'm getting quicker at these things now lol from chugirl2526.