On with the story!
Last time on Kyuubi no Akatsuki
"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?" yelled Kisame as he looked at Naruto with eyes the size of dinner plates.
"I removed the chakra blocking seals and absorbed the Kyuubi resulting in me becoming a Hanyou." Naruto said like it was the most common thing in the world.
"What about the Kyuubi?" Itachi asked.
"He is just and i quote: 'an annoying voice in my head' and i got all his powers, knowledge, memories and" he sid as his hand transformed into a blade "My bloodline."
"Cool" was the only word our blue swordsman could think of. "Indeed" came the Uchihas reply.
"So... You think i can go toe to toe against you?" said Naruto.
"We'll see Gaki!" said Kisame and grinned getting into a loose stance with a secure grip on his Samehada.
One blink. One blink was all it took for Naruto to disappear from Kisames view.
'Behind' Thought Kisame when he sensed a chakra signature behind him and put up Samehada to block a set of claws sprouting from the newly made Hanyous left fist (Think Wolverine from the movies not the cartoon. GOD I LOVE THOSE CLAWS!!!) then he had to dodge another set of claws from the boys right fist. Again said Hanyou disappeared and appeared above him and slammed a metalcoated axe kick into Kisames left shoulder easily dislocating it.
'The brat is not only fast! He's strong to!' thought Kisame as he flew into a tree courtesy of a back spin kick to the ribs. He slowly rose and grinned as he thought 'Heh, this could actually get fun!' and popped the shoulder back into it's socket again.
"How's that Sharkface? Do you want me to stop holding back and start fighting seriously?" yelled our blond haired hero while sporting a huge grin that seemed somewhat maniacal. 'This power! Oi Kyuu how come you lost to the 4th if you had this much power at your disposal?' asked Naruto our friendly neighbourhood spiderman...err fox.
"It's simple really.. He caught me off guard and used a sealing jutsu that summoned a creature even more powerful than myself." answered the fox.
'Oh yeaa. right!' was Narutos thought right before he disappeared yet again but this time ended up right infront of Kisame and gave him a metal coated kick in the nuts that he wouldn't forget anytime soon. (Sorry Kisame and all men out there but it was for the better...I think...)
"Fatality! Flawless victory!" came Itachis voice while Kisame passed out from the pain.
"Hmm.. Maybe i overdid it a little?" mused Naruto before he turned around and walked over to Itachi. "So, did i pass?" he asked while cracking his knuckles "Or do i have to give you a nutcracker to?" at those words hit him Itachi visibly paled.
"Y-Yeah. Y-You p-pass." Itachi tried desperatly to hide his stutter but failed miserably. (I mean serioulsy! Who wouldn't be afraid of getting a kick from a leg covered in pure metal in the crotch.) "Kisame get up and let's train him some more." Itachi said in his usual monotone voice. 'I'm gonna have to watch out for this kid! He is dangerous! I wonder when Jiraiya-samas next book is released?" Mused Itachi (CLOSET PERVERT!) until Kisame came limping towards them rubbing his sore crotch.
"Kit... That was low... Even for a demon." Naruto just flashed his foxy grin and turned to Kisame. "Hehe... Sorry Sharkface, i just wanted to end it as soon as possible."
"Yea. No problem..." muttered Kisame under his breath. 'Damn brat! I'm probably never gonna be able to spread my seed now!"
"We should really find someplace to stay for the night or maybe you two want to sleep outside tonight?" said Itachi getting up from his spot under a tree, grabbed Naruto and Kisame and Shunsined away.
Konoha Hokages office
The Rookie 12 with jounin senseis minus Sasuke, Sakura and Sasukes retrieval team were standing in the Hokages office.
"Listen up! Naruto left the village today after he brought Uchiha Sasuke back." Tsunade said.
"WHAT!" came the answer in unison from the group.
"B-But... W-Why? Why would h-he d-do that? H-He loves this village." asked Hinata through teary eyes.
"Appearently Sakura said something that hurt him very deeply. And i need someone to track him down and bring him back."
"We'll do it." said Kurenai (OOOOH I LOVE YOU KURE-CHAN!!!) "Our team is the best tracking team around even without Kiba."
"Ok, i want you to bring him back as soon as possible." Tsunade said. When nobody moved she added "GO!" and everyone left.
Random nonimportant town about fiftyfive...ish miles away from Konoha
"Ooooh this hotel looks nice!" exclaimed Kisame pointing towards a five star hotel with an onsen, and not just any onsen. MIXED BATH!!
"Yes. This will do." answered Itachi with a perverted blush thinking about the onsen. 'Kukukuku... All those beautiful naked women. This is gonna rock!'
"Can we afford this?" asked Naruto. "I mean it's a five star hotel."
"Of course we can afford it! We'll pay with the 'Akatsuki Money Fountain'!" Kisame said while pumping his fist into the air.
"The 'Akatsuki Money Fountain'?" asked Naruto while sweatdropping.
"He means our bank account. It's pretty large." explained Itachi 'And it has bought me ALOT of Icha Icha books!' At that thought Naruto and Kisame could have sworn that they heard a perverted giggle coming from their red eyed companion.
"Dude, Itachi... are you a pervert?" said Kisame while walking into the hotel.
"Of course not! What makes you say that?"
"You giggled." Kisame said and looked at Naruto "Didn't he giggle Gaki?"
"Yup! And it was a perverted one to! And i know a perverted giggle when i hear one. I've been training with the king of perverts!" grinned Naruto.
'Damn! I'm caught.' thought Itachi after renting three luxury suites and handing each of his companions a key. 'Or maybe if i...'
"Oh look! A unicorn!" He exclaimed while pointing at the entrance.
"What! Where!" yelled both Kisame and Naruto and turned to look at the entrance.
"SUCKERS!" yelled Itachi and ran up to his suite.
"Damn him! Playing my weakness like that!" yelled Kisame while still looking around for the unicorn.
"Dude... you do know the unicorn aint there right?" said Naruto while sweatdropping.
"Hehe... of course i do!" laughed Kisame nervously. "What do you take me for? A moron?"
"Whatever... i'm going to the onsen." said Naruto with a slight perverted blush. 'Damn you ero-sennin! YOU'RE RUBBING OFF ON ME!!!'
"That would be me..."
'What?'
"Yea... Hormones and stuff... Think of it as early puberty..."
'What will happen?'
"Oh you know. Growth spurt, hormones and... ahemm... mating season..." The last part was just a whisper but unfortunatly... Naruto heard it.
'Oh okay. WAIT WHAT!? MATING SEASON!!??'
"Yea but that will just happen once every six months. So the good news about that is that you won't have to worry about kids. But the bad news, or good depending on what you think, are that you will be as horny as a sexcrazed nympomaniac."
'Ooookay but what about this growth spurt?'
"Basicaly you will... well grow. EVERYTHING will grow. Including your... yeah... that."
'That? What do you mean that?' asked Naruto while sitting down in the onsen. Then he had an idea of what the fox meant. 'Ooooooh... THAT... cool.'
"Yeah."
While he was talking one of the most beautiful women Naruto ever had seen stepped into the onsen. She had long red silk like hair that reached her lower back, one of the most beautiful faces ever, a wellshaped ass, long sensual legs and breasts that made Naruto think of a certain red eyed jounin (guess who!). Needless to say, when Naruto saw the woman he got red enough to make a tomato jealous. Did i mention she was butt naked?
The woman, Gyokumon (1), a well known nymphomaniac saw this and giggled. (Hmm... I wonder what's gonna happen now?)
"You like what you see cutie?" she asked. Naruto, being as embaressed as he was, could only nod while staring at her... assets...
Gyokumon, thinking he was older than twelve, (He grew alot while being transformed into a Hanyou. he's now about 5" 9' about 180 cm i think.) started walking over to him swaying her hips seductively in all her naked glory. Naruto immediatly paled. Not because he was scared but because all the blood in his face had gone down south.
"Maybe you don't just wanna see. Maybe you wanna touch me too hmm?" she said and grabbed his hands and put them on her perfect breasts. Narutos spare blood reserve in his legs immediatly shot up to his face as he went 64 shapes of red. She then lowered herself to his eyelevel (He's sitting down. he's normally around her height.) and whispered sedutively in his ear
"Well, if you want more you can find me in my room. It's number 266." then she winked at him "See you later cutie." she said and walked away.
Naruto just sat there for a minute.
'Wait a minute! What the hell am i still sitting here for?!'
"Yeah! Go! Go and make me proud!" And with that he got up and went up to room 266.
Needless to say, Naruto was in for a night he would never forget.
Meanwhile in the forest just one mile outside of Konoha
"This is where the trail ends Kurenai-sensei." said Shino in all his quiet glory.
"Damnit! He couldn't just disappear could he? Unless..." she muttered under her breath. 'Maybe the Akatsuki found him. There is sign of a battle. Shit! Tsunade-sama is not going to be happy about this!' she thought as she turned to her team. "Alright. We'll head back to report to Tsunade-sama. Then we'll wait for Kiba to heal and let him take a sniff around."
"Hai." both members of team 8 said as they turned and started towards Konoha.
'Naruto-kun please be okay.' were the thoughts of, not Hinata but Kurenai. 'Wait! Why did i just think that? I'm not starting to develop a crush on him am i?' she asked herself as they reached the gates.
The random town
While Kurenai thought about her developing crush Naruto was currently lying in a bed straddled by a crazy, hot nymphomaniac who proceeded to ride him like she hadn't been fucked in years for the... ooh i'd say fifteenth time.
Next morning Naruto woke up extremely tired and saw that the nympho had already left the bed. When he got up and dressed he saw a note on the dresser.
Hey monkeyman! I'm going back home to Karakura town. You have until 15:00 to get the fuck out of the room. Call me if your ever in Karakura.
Gyokumon 543-9821
'Monkeyman?'
"Monkeyman?"
Needless to say, Naruto pocketed the note and got the fuck out of there.
Once he got to his suite he ordered ramen (ROOMSERVICE! WOOOO!!!) and then he took a long and cold shower. When he ate his breakfast ramen there was a knock on the door.
'Please be her, Please be her, Please be her, Please be her.' But he was disappointed when he only saw Kisame standing there.
"Hey brat! I heard you had some fun last night! Welcome to manhood kid!" grinned Kisame.
"Hey! How did you know that Sharkface?" he asked ignoring the glare sent his way from said shark.
"Well duuuh! I think the whole town could hear you yesterday! Good job brat!"
"What do you want?" Naruto asked with a bored voice.
"We're leaving this town to start your training." Kisame said in a bright, cheery and very non-Kisame like voice. Buuut that changed immediatly to a grumpy voice. "So hurry up and get ready brat!"
"Alright already! Calm down Sharkface." He said pissing Kisame off.
"Will you stop calling me that?"
"If you call me Naruto, i'll call you Kisame."
"Ok. I'm cool with that." Kisame grinned and patted Naruto in the back. Patted - Slammed him into the ground.
"I'm glad to see you both so nice and friendly. Now let's go." Itachi said from the corner of Narutos room scaring them both shitless.
R&R!!!
Leader-sama commands you!!
(1) Gyokumon - beautifully decorated gate (euphemism for female genitalia)