A/N: Updating and replying to reviews.
Jarkes: The movies start now, from this chapter onwards. They're calling Deoxys 'Dee-sis' to a) Piss him off, b) they're too lazy to say the full thing, c) for comic effect and d)'cause I made them.
Ri2: If Deoxys killed them, there would be no fic form me to write. Plus, they will be watching completed fics posted on if you guys want me to continue with this story, please oh please: Review. You may flame, you may blackmail, and you may worship, but please just respond!
The theater and projector having been prepared, the Pokemon just sort of lazed around, waiting for the projector to load. They had gone snack hunting, but had found the popcorn maker filled with pop-Brussels sprouts. After struggling to retain the contents of their stomachs, the Pokemon were happy to just laze around (with the exception of Munchlax, who still inhabited the fridge).
"So what is the movie about?" asked Torkoal.
"It's about, um…" Pikachu frowned. "I don't really know. Skitty chose the movie."
"I'm not sure either," Skitty said. "I just chose the first movie I could find with my master in it. I searched for a full five minutes and then grabbed the first one I saw!"
Charizard sighed. "Amateurs…"
"So why do you think Deoxys didn't abduct Blaziken as well?" asked Beautifly.
The Pokemon fell silent as they pondered that question. After several minutes of cross-examination and introspection, Torkoal ventured, "Forty-two?"
"Good enough," said Sceptile.
VREET! VREET! VREET!
"We've got movie sign!" cried the Pokemon, and dashed inside the theater.
The Pokemon seated themselves inside the theater.
(A/N: The movie will be written in bold, while the Pokemon's comments will be in normal script.)
Title: Love Triangles
"I guess that answers your question, Charizard," said Sceptile.
By Michelicious
"Interesting name," said Bulbasaur.
After weeks of traveling ash and co finally made it to pallet and were heading toward ash's house. Delia ash's mother greet them with her usual cheerful attitude
"So will the director be forgoing the luxuries of grammar, punctuation and capitalization for the duration of the story?" asked Squirtle.
"Ash, Max, May, Brock! You're finally there I thought you'd never make it in time! Hurry up! We're supposed to be there at 3pm and its 1pm you only have 2 hour to change clothes, eat and get ready!"
"Sir, yes, sir!" yelled the Pokemon.
"Yeah mom I know" answered the black-haired boy before entering the house followed by pikachu, May, Max and Brock.
"Hey! 'Pikachu' is a pronoun! It deserves a capital 'P'!" Pikachu said.
The reason to Delia's excitement was that Professor Oak was celebrating his birthday and had invited the entire town, trainers and some friends to a big sleep over because he planned on organizing a pokemon tournament too and despite the fact he was exhausted from the trip, Ash was thrilled especially since Gary and even Richie were going to enter the tournament.
"Was all that one sentence?" wondered Marshtomp.
There weren't any prize because it was only to entertain the old folk but still it was a golden occasion to challenge and beat his 2 rival. Brock wanted to enter too and Misty that he hadn't seen in while was going to be there as well. So after some baths, change up and decent dinner they all pack things for 3 days and headed toward the Oak Mansion.
"I would comment on the numerous and rather obvious grammatical errors of that paragraph at this point —" began Squirtle.
"Don't," said Bulbasaur. "The movie would end before you'd finish."
When they arrived, they found out that the place was crowned!
"All hail King Place!" chorused Skitty and Beautifly.
"Sorry to have missed the coronation," said Crobat.
Almost everyone had arrived they were last. Gary greet them with his trademark smirk
"I… must… comment… grammar…" Squirtle gritted his teeth.
"Hey Ashy-boy! I see last like always, hope you'll improve during the tournament"
"Was that Duplica?" asked Bulbasaur.
"Nope, just Gary," said Charizard.
"So why is he acting like a flirtatious girl?"
"Ha Ha! Really funny Gary now let us in" and as he did Ash spotted Richie and Misty talking together. The party split, Brock saw Tracie and went talk to him with Max while Ash and May joined Richie and Misty and Delia went looking for Professor Oak.
"And where would I be?" said Pikachu.
"I had no idea you were this self-centered," said Glalie.
"He hangs around Ash more than any of us," explained Sceptile.
"Ash!" exclaimed Misty
"Hey Misty"
Squirtle opened his mouth, which was immediately filled with Bulbasaur's Razor Leaves.
"I didn't think you'd make it in time!" said Misty with a surprised face.
"That makes…" Swellow began to count the number of Pokemon in the theater, but then gave up. "…all of us."
Ash was getting tired of everyone thinking he's always late or couldn't read a map
"Even though it was true," all of Ash's Pokemon said as one.
and just replied "Well we did" he them introduce May to Richie.
"No, Squirtle!" yelled Sceptile.
"Then someone please knock me out," said Squirtle, grinding his teeth.
Beautifly was only too happy to oblige. "Nighty night!"
The four of them talked for about an hour before Professor Oak showed up with Delia at his side.
"Saves the author the effort of actually writing something," said Marshtomp.
"Hi trainers and friends, it's with pleasure that I'm announcing great news to all of you. As you've all been told there'll be a tournament for trainers willing to enter. This tournament is in honor of my engagement with Delia Ketchum"
"Wha—?!" said Pikachu, the only Pokemon who knew both Ash's mother and Oak.
To those words ash's mother blush and ash look at the couple with surprise. He knew that they were going out of course and he accepted it but still this was a pretty big shock. The rest of the people weren't as surprised as him and cheered the couple.
"Thank you all of you and now let's celebrate my 52nd birthday for the rest night.
"Rest of THE night," said Squirtle.
"When did you wake up?" asked Foretress.
"This fic has caused Shakespeare to turn in his grave," pointed out Squirtle. "I was just asleep."
All you rooms are assigned and if you need help to find them or put your stuff in them just ask any servant they'll help you. Also the tournament will start tomorrow afternoon everyone who wants to enter must register during the morning before 11am. Now let's all party and have fun!" He didn't need to say it twice before everyone did. There were a buffet, dances, games and plenty other stuff. Ash was walking toward the food but before he could say anything May took him to dance. Misty just watch them go as Richie shyly ask her to dance too she agreed and went with him. Ash was surprise to see Misty dance, he knew she loves too but just couldn't imagine her dancing with someone other than him. He didn't notice that he was staring at them all along but May did and both of them started to feel jealousy. After 4 or 5 songs Misty started to get tired so she took a break and told Richie to continue he if wanted and that she just needed to take a short break.
She was taking a drink when she bumped into someone. It was Gary Oak, ash's rival, and she had spilled her Sprite on his luxurious tuxedo.
"Good shot!" yelled Charizard and Pikachu.
"Am I missing something here?" asked Sceptile.
"We're the only ones who've fought him," said Pikachu.
"Or in Pikachu's case, been beaten by him…" said Charizard with a smirk.
Pikachu glared. If only Charizard were weaker…
"Sorry, I didn't see you and…"
"Don't apologize!" barked Pikachu.
"Don't mind it" he cut her off and gave her one of his trademark grin "but now you own me a favor" he said
"Depending what it is" replied Misty suspiciously and Gary laughed.
"I just want a dance"
"What!" cried Misty everyone stare at her she apologized and look straight onto Gary's cool blue eyes.
"You heard me"
"What about all the other girls just waiting for you to ask them to dance"
"They'll just wait longer, so are you coming or what" he gave her his hand and she just took it. Misty search for Richie but found out he was dancing with someone else and that Ash was still with May so she put all her attention on Gary and they started a conversation. Just after she looked at them Ash and Richie stared at her with shocked eyes seeing her with the player that was Gary. Richie felt a little heartbroken and ash frustrated that Gary was trying to steal him Misty with all the rivalry stuff. May was just desperate that all ash's concentration was on Misty. Gary however saw the looks that both Ash and Richie gave him and Misty wondered how much she'll have to do to repay Gary's tuxedo. This surely was going to be a long weekend thought the 5 of them.
"It's been a long time since someone said something," said Ludicolo.
"What's there to say?" asked Crobat.
"Yeah," piped Squirtle, "Save for pointing out the innumerable, countless, dime a dozen, infinite —"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it!" snapped Crobat. "Now can we finish watching this?"
Gary and Misty had talked all night long when he finally escorted her to her room and helped her get her stuff in. Misty actually thought that he was kinda of nice when you really get to know him
"Yes, I suppose he's really nice if he's not telling his stupid Eevee to Skull Bash you or his smug Electivire to clobber you with Iron Tail…" hissed Pikachu.
"I beat his most powerful Pokemon, you know," commented Charizard in a not-so-inaudible whisper.
and smiled back when he told her:
"I really had a great night with you"
"Well I gotta admit I had one too"
"What can I say, every girl enjoy the presence of the great Gary Oak!" he grinned
With his wild spiky brown hair he was really good looking. His cool blue piercing eyes met her emerald ones and caught her gaze. These eyes were so enthralling she just got lost in them. They probably were one of the reasons of his great success with girls. He imprisoned her with one look. He leaned forward and soon their lips met, the feeling was unbelievable and as he wrapped his strong arms around she knew she never felt that secure in her all life. He pulled away and told her goodnight with the sweetest smile ever, she didn't answer as she was speechless. He then left.
"Finally!" said Pikachu.
It was 8:30 am, she had woken up at 8:00. She kept thinking about what happened and tried to forget everything without success.
"It reminds me of my of my own predicament," said Skitty. "I consistently try to forget this horrendous movie without success…"
"You chose this movie," pointed out Beautifly scathingly.
She knew she had been played like many girls before her and felt ashamed at the thought of wanting another kiss, but Gary was really indeed
"…different" she said out loud just when Richie was entering her room.
"Oh you're awake" he said sheepishly and blushed when he realized that she was only wearing a gown.
"Richie" she exclaimed looking for something less revealing to put "Why didn't you knock"
"I did!" but no one answered so I entered to see..." he stopped, blushing "to see if you were still sleeping "he finally finished
"Was he hoping to see me in underwear or something…nah! It couldn't be it Richie's so gentle and mature he wouldn't do that" she thought
"Wouldn't put it past him," said Pikachu.
"Do you have a problem with everyone you've battled?" asked Glalie.
"Not I," said Sceptile. "But then again, I beat most of them."
"Third stage evolutions," muttered Pikachu. "Twice the power, a hundredfold the arrogance…"
"Well why did you come here in the first place?" she asked
"Wanted to know if you'd want to go eat breakfast with me, most of the player are still sleeping and we won't have to queue plus we should register early."
"Oh yeah thanks a lot Richie of course I'd want to! I didn't thought about how long the queuing would be with that amount of trainers! Let me a second to change clothes" she replied "hum I need a bit of privacy" she added
Skitty shook her head. "Men."
"Oh yeah sorry!" he exclaimed turning his back. She then changed clothes into a pair of blue jean and a green t-shirt reflecting green her eyes.
"With him still in the room? He'd just turned his back!" said Beautifly.
"She's too trusting," commented Torkoal.
"Duh, she went out with Gary!" said Pikachu.
She had finally decided to let her hair down with the advice of her sister and really look pretty in the outfit. Richie blushed again but as the times before Misty didn't notice and they went downstairs to eat breakfast.
It was now 10:30 when Ash woke up…or was woken up by May.
"Finally… a realistic situation," said Swellow.
"Oh May! Why are you waking me up this early" he asked with a snore
"I thought he was awake," said Foretress.
"It is possible to snore when awake," said Ludicolo matter-of-factly, subsequently snoring to prove his point.
The theater was suddenly filled with the sound of many Pokemon snoring. Charizard put an end to it when he accidentally let out a tongue of flame while snoring, torching everybody else.
"We're gonna be too late to register if you don't wake up it's already 10:30!"
"Darn! We gonna be late!"
"Sharp," commented Glalie.
he then thought for a second before adding "Wait a minute you told me you didn't want to enter!" he exclaimed
"I changed my mind" she just answered
"Oh ok just let me change up I'll be back in 2 minutes" he said going in the bathroom
"By the way what made you change your mind?"
"I got my own reason" she replied evasively but Ash being dense as ever didn't notice her nervousness.
"My opinion of this director happens to be changing," said Marshtomp.
"Just because she noticed that Ash was dense?" Crobat asked.
"Yeah, that's common knowledge," said Pikachu.
He came out with his normal outfit
"As opposed to his Dragon-type outfit," said Bulbasaur.
and he and May went register for the tournament.
30 minutes later
"Finally we made it!" exclaimed an exhausted Ash
"Yeah but you almost registered too late! Lucky May woke you up Mister. Im-Gonna-Be-A-Pokemon-Master." sighed Misty who, with Richie, joined Ash and May. Max was helping Brock training with Tracy for the rest of the day.
"It's ok at least we're all in the tournament!" tried to cheer May
"See Misty, at least she's not criticizing everything I do!"
"Well someone gotta do the job since you're always doing everything wrong" she replied
"Ditto," chorused everyone.
"Do not!"
"Do so!"
"Do not"
"Do so!"
"Donuts!"
"Do…what?"
"Donuts! What? I didn't have breakfast!" exclaimed Ash and ran to the stand while Richie and May was laughing and Misty just smile.
"Good old Ash" at these words both May and Richie felt bad
"Shouldn't we go join him?" asked May changing subject
"Nah, he's gonna be done in about one or two hours let's just have fun without him he'll join later" replied Misty
"I agree. What should we do?" said Richie
"Why not train for tomorrow with those trainers battling over here?" proposed May
"Why not" replied Misty
They were a big circle with 2 trainers battling in. When they approached they saw it was Gary and another good trainer battling but the match was already over.
"Serve you right insulting me!" Gary grinned, who not surprisingly was the winner. Looking at the defeated Hitmonchan he called back his Arcanine. Every trainer who watched the match cheered Gary, it had been an amazing battle. Richie was disappointed to have missed the match he could have studied Gary's style he then became frustrated when he saw the look and smile Gary gave Misty. She just smiled back shyly. It wasn't quite her to be shy so he stared at Gary suspiciously.
"Hey Misty!" Gary greeted getting out the circle of admirers
"He got the circle out from his sleeve to impress her," said Squirtle.
"Hi Gary"
"You're entering the tournament right?"
"Yeah, Richie, May, Brock and Ash too"
"Tell Ash he shouldn't waste his time since he's gonna lose" he mocked
"NO HE'S NOT, YOU COCKSURE, ARROGANT, NARCISSISTIC —" bellowed all of Ash's Pokemon.
"I'm sure it'd be better to tell him that yourself" replied May
Gary stared at May. It wasn't about the comment, just that he noticed her presence and was 'analyzing' her.
"Not bad" he said after a moment "So what are you guys doing?"
"We wanted to train for the tournament" answered Richie
"Oh so why are you saying that I teach you girls personals advices guess an expert such as me could do that" he smiled and at that moment Ash finally caught them up.
"I just have to say that I don't even know what that sentence meant," said Foretress.
"THANK YOU!" said Squirtle.
"Hey guys! Where were you?" he smiled but the smile quickly disappeared as he saw Gary
"He has that effect on sane beings," said Pikachu sourly.
"Guess Ashy-boy join us!" the guy greeted him
"Once more, I am reminded of Duplica," said Bulbasaur.
"Bet you five bucks he's —" Pikachu suddenly spotted Bonsly listening to him intently. "— in the closet."
"Stop calling me that! You know what tomorrow I'll be kicking your butt!"
"Not in an hundreds year" Gary replied coolly
"Incorrect article use, a misplaced 's' and no concluding punctuation," said Squirtle.
"Don't start with that again!" said Marshtomp.
"I kept my silence for a good fifteen minutes. It was killing me. From now on, I shall comment on grammatical errors."
"I already did once so why not twice!" riposted Ash
"Because, not even you is that lucky"
"He is that lucky! Lucky to have been blessed with the most powerful Pokemon of all time!" yelled Pikachu.
"You speak the truth," chorused the remainder of Ash's Pokemon.
Ash was about to reply when Richie cut him off
"Guys grow up a little I'm sure the girls are annoyed with your stupid arguments and if not I am.
"But… isn't he one of the girls?" asked Squirtle.
"HAH!" bellowed Crobat, startling everyone. "INCORRECT ADJECTIVE USAGE! You said isn't 'he' one of the girls!"
Everyone jeered Squirtle.
We're gonna settle everything tomorrow so let's do something else"
"Yeah Richie's right" said May
"We're lucky May to have a mature boy among us other than Brock" Misty meaningfully added
Gary and Ash instantly calm down at these comments
"So what are we doing?" asked Ash
"We could be fighting…" at the glare Misty gave him he quickly continued "I mean with pokemons
"Address us correctly!" boomed Marshtomp. "It's 'Pokemon', not 'pokemons'!"
an and to have some motivation I suggest that the winner gets a kiss from both Misty and May." He grinned
"What about us? We also need to train" exclaimed May
"Then you 2 are gonna fight too to decide which one of you is kissing the winner, happy?"
"I agree" exclaimed both Ash and Richie.
"I thought Ash was the one who said all that," said Torkoal, confused.
They all knew that May stood no chance,
"HEY!" cried out Skitty and Beautifly in tandem.
"YOU chose this," Ludicolo pointed out to Skitty.
"Why does everyone keep saying that?"
well now, against Misty because she wasn't battling unlike Misty who was gym leader.
"COORDINATORS ROCK!" hollered Skitty and Beautifly.
So a kiss from Misty was a great motivation since they both had feelings for her. They decided to make a no rules match and to play the 3 of them at once. They threw their pokeballs;
Gary's pokemon was umbreon, guess he also wanted to win after all, Richie's was charmeleon and Ash's pikachu.
Quick thinker, Gary was the first one to attack with…
The screen suddenly went blank.
"What happened?" asked Bonsly, jumping up and down.
"Excuse me," said Crobat, leaving the room. Five minutes later, he returned with Munchlax, who tried his best to look like an innocent babe.
"Munchlax here was chewing on some cables," explained Crobat. "I guess the Food That Must Not Be Named grossed him out eventually, too."
"Stand aside," commanded Charizard. Crobat withdrew from a quaking Munchlax. Charizard walked up to the gluttonous Pokemon and stared down at it as it sweated profusely.
"Thanks a bunch, mate," said Charizard, giving Munchlax a hug, and stepping out.
Needless to say, everyone hurriedly followed suit.
A/N: Review! Pwease?
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