A/N: Here I am with another update! And it's because I received 12 reviews!
Review Responses:
CuddleyEeveeM: Yeah, it was a typo. Sorry about that.
Pikachu: I forgive you. Perhaps I have taught you to treat Pokemon with respect. We are not… (Begins rambling a really boring lecture you do NOT want to hear… I'll just skip ahead).
Callagan: Thanks! Glad you like the fic!
Alexis R pokegirl: Correctamundo. Hope you enjoy what I've done with your fic.
Beautifly-love12: I'd love to post up a contestshipping fic. Unfortunately, 'Love Triangle' will drag on till chapter six, and after that I have Orange Sora's fic to riff. A contestshipper will be the next one in line, though… Unless I'm able to find a contestshipping short…
LunarKnightBrandon: Glad you enjoy the fic. Read on for more!
97: More randomness on the way!
Widdlemao: Sure. If your movie comes out by then, it'll riff it as the fourth or third one on MST3002. Till then, read on!
Jarkes: Plenty long, mate! Bulbasaur didn't just use Sleep Powder because Bonsly was frying everything. Bulbasaur has a phobia of fire, though I can't figure out why for the life of me… The mystery of why Deoxys was so beat up will be resolved next chapter.
Orange Sora: Meowth will be here by chapter 7. Till then, read and enjoy!!
Swiftstream: Actually, I've noticed that in most Pokemon fics containing video games, Misty always sucks at the game. Strange… Like I told Hakajin, I'll be extra vicious to this fic towards the end for all its egoshipping… or at the very least, Pikachu will be… Sorry about the screaming when I reviewed Millennium Journey. And the CAPS is your friend.
Nightdragon0: He would have, only in a spaceship it's kinda hard to find a bush or tree.
Also, I have decided that I shall end MST3002 after exactly nine movies. Relax, that's something like 45 or more chapters.
Due to a shortage of shorts, the next chapter will have a trailer/promo in the beginning, of my other Pokemon fic, 'Fry Hard!' which I intend to post soon. Note: It contains only Pokemon, and no human characters whatsoever.
Now, on with the story!
Story:-
I feel like I'm stuck in World War II, thought Pikachu. Unfortunately, he wasn't. World War II would have been a dream come true. Instead, he was stuck in a shabbily constructed spaceship (Deoxys: HEY!!) with two dueling homicidal third-stage Pokemon and an insane but nevertheless lethal baby Pokemon running around. It didn't get much worse than this.
"Found her!" came a yell, somewhere from the east. Pikachu ran towards the voice, leapt over three flaming chairs, dodged a Bullet Seed, pressed himself into the floor to avoid a really sharp Steel Wing and finally arrived.
Bulbasaur, Skitty and Ludicolo had uncovered the pile under which Beautifly was buried and had managed to excavate her. Beautifly had been squashed under a mound of edibles and a chair for about two hours, and she looked it.
Skitty began to sob. "No! This can't be! You were just like my sis — my s — WHAAHAHAHAHA HAA…….!" Skitty flung herself down next to the unconscious Beautifly. It was all very cheesy.
"Shouldn't we be doing something?" Ludicolo whispered to Bulbasaur.
"Oh, right," said the seed Pokemon. He extended his vines into the room where they had found Beautifly and extracted two buckets of popcorn. He gave one to Ludicolo and kept the other for himself. "This what you had in mind?"
"No!" yelped Ludicolo. "It's better!" He gratefully accepted the popcorn and began to watch the duel, keeping one eye on the soap. It was like Picture-in-Picture.
"Oh, stop it," snapped Pikachu, pulling Skitty away. "Pika….CHU!!" With his traditional and rather overused battle cry, Pikachu Thundershocked Beautifly, reviving her.
"Whoa!" said Beautifly, waking up with a start. Skitty squealed happily.
Pikachu quickly explained to her what she had to do. Beautifly quickly, albeit grumpily, put Bonsly to sleep with Sleep Powder. She then went on to KO Sceptile and Charizard with her attack.
The Pokemon sat scattered around the devastated living room, sighing in relief. Finally, the nightmare was contained, at least for a little while.
Pikachu sighed. "I'm dog tired. I don't have the energy to do a single thing. I feel like lying down and dying."
"Ditto," chorused everyone who was awake.
VREET!! VREET!! VREET!! VREET!!
"We got movie sign!!" hollered the Pokemon, and sprinted into the theater, Bulbasaur carrying the snoozing Bonsly.
((((((((((((((You know what this is)
Everyone with the exception of Charizard and Sceptile settled themselves in the theater. Bulbasaur slowly lowered the napping Bonsly into a chair.
"Since those other shorts we saw were disappoints because of Charizard and Sceptile, I picked out another one," said Pikachu. "One that we'll actually like."
"What kind of a short is it?" Beautifly asked.
"Well…" an evil expression came over Pikachu's face. "Let's just say you might want to keep Bonsly asleep for this one."
Much more disconcerting than his countenance was the evil cackle he let out. Everyone audibly gulped.
The tragic tale: the monstrous Arceus
"The real tragedy is that the authoress can't capitalize worth —" Squirtle said, but was cut off.
"DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!" yelled Pikachu.
By Alexis R pokegirl
"Anyone comments, I zap them!" boomed Pikachu.
"So she's an annoying girl named Alexis who pokes a lot?" quipped Donphan.
"Accursed Ground types…" Pikachu growled.
My best friend was named Cresselia.
"Wait a minute," said Skitty. "THE Cresselia? The legendary Lunar Pokemon?"
"There are a ton of legendaries in this movie," said Pikachu.
She was very beautiful and nice. We would play together every day. My name is Eevee
"BOOOO!" said Pikachu.
and I live in the Sinnoh region. Cresselia is one of the many legendaries who live here. She tells me there are others in other regions but I've never seen them. Cresselia told me she'll try to introduce me one day. She said I would have to wait. I tried waiting, I really did but... one day I grew tired. And that led to my death.
Pikachu began clapping.
On the 21st of every month Cresselia would go away somewhere. I always wanted to know where she went but she always said that if I knew it would be the end for both of us.
"So?" said Pikachu.
That made me scared and restless. It made me think that Cresselia was in some kindoff trouble. Then I thought that legendaries can't be friends with non-legendaries like me. I asked her that once and she said, "Who a pokemon is friends with is their buisness. No one can tell a pokemon or anyone for that matter who to be friends with." When Cresselia spoke her voice was golden. She always spoke with wisdom. I wished I knew why she was always going.
"Well, why don't you follow her and die?" said Pikachu in a voice that sent chills down everybody's spines.
On a particular April 21st, I decided to follow Cresselia. While she could fly I had to run. Luckily I was very small so she couldn't see me from her height. I traveled a long way. Through river, forests, and mountains. Somehow I was able to keep up. Either my determination was very strong or Cresselia somehow knew I was there and was letting me follow. Finally we arrived at a temple on top of a very steep hill. I recognized the temple right away. It was the legendary temple of Arceus. I've never seen it but Cresselia told me many story's
"Can it, Squirt!" yelled Pikachu.
Squirtle hadn't even opened his mouth. That wasn't to say he hadn't been about to do so…
about Arceus. She made me able to picture them and know I know her stories were true.
Squirtle suddenly figured out a way to comment on grammatical errors without being zapped. He didn't use it now; he wanted to wait for something bigger so that even if he was zapped he would get the satisfaction of proving the director a huge dooplehead.
Cresselia went into the temple and I hid behind a giant column. The place was very big. In Cresselia's story all legendary pokemon gathered here at the time of a great tragedy. I figured this place had to be big to hold all the legendaries. I started thinking. How many Eevees would it take to fill this place? I guess the whole Eevee population plus the evolved ones wouldn't be enough. Anyway a lot of sinnoh legendaries plus a whoooooole lot of other pokemon I've never seen all sat on a huge mat with their names on it. Big pokemon sat on one side and small pokemon were on the other. Cresselia made her way to her seat. A lot of the big pokemon were giving her bad looks and I think I heard one say "Traitor"
"Pikachu?"
I looked at the Pokemon who said it. It was actually a Sinnoh legendary called Giratina. Cresselia told me that they he wasn't very friendly. Now I see what she meant. But I wonder what Cresselia did to make the think that.
"Befriended you, of course!" yelled Pikachu. "I like that Giratina…"
Cresselia ignored the large guys and made her way to the small mat. However she was supposed to sit at the large mat. The small pokemon greeted her warmly and I realized that those were her friends. It made me feel a little jealous seeing my best friend with others. I guess since the meeting (or whatever it was) didn't start they were all socializing. Well they don't see eachother everyday, I told myself. Then a shadow fell over me. I thought I was found and almost fainted.
"Yes!"
Guess who said that.
However the shadow seemed to cast the whole room.
"Drats!"
Again, no prizes for guessing who that was.
I looked up and saw it. The one and only Arceus: the great creator. Without him none of us would be alive. I was told that he can create new pokemon at any time and if the new species disappoints him, he Dialga and Palkia can make it so that, that pokemon never existed. According to Cresselia, he can even wipe out Pokemon that have been around for centuries. Omanyte, Omastar, Kabuto, Kabutops, Lileep, Cradily, Anorith, Armaldo, and Aerodactyl were the species that failed him.
"So basically, all the prehistorics?" said Crobat.
However Arceus wasn't so powerful at that time so he couldn't wipe them out completly. Some fossils of those Pokemon remained and since Dialga and Palkia weren't around at that time they weren't forgotten and some were even brought back. But, Cresselia also said that Arceus is much stronger now and with Dialga and Palkia he could easily wipe out a pokemon. When she told me that I became very scared. What if he decided to wipe out Eevees. Then Cresselia told me he doesn't wipe out pokemon just like that. He needs a very good reason. His reason for wiping out those pokemon was that they tried to take over the world. Cresselia also said that Eevee is a special pokemon because it has the power to evolve into 7 forms. I wasn't fully convinced then but now I see that Cresselia really knows him so she was definetly telling the truth. About everything.
Arceus was walking to a large mat. Cresselia looked very angry to see him but went to her seat. Arceus stopped to look at her before going to his seat. I felt really nervous being here. Arceus called a meeting. A scary shadow pokemon named Darkrai who was held in poke-cuffs was the first to speak. "Arceus I know what I did was wrong but-" "You tried to destroy Dialga and Palkia," Arceus interuppted, "But I'm not interested in you right now." Chatter arose between the pokemon. I was shocked. A pokemon actually turned on Arceus and tried to kill Dialga and Palkia. And Arceus didn't really care. I watched that meeting carefully. Arceus turned to Cresselia. "It's iyou/i who is in trouble." he said. The small pokemon (and I) all gasped. Cresselia was confused. Other pokemon shot dirty looks at her. How did he know, I thought.
"What did I do," she demanded.
"You brought a non-legendary here. What do you have to say for yourself? Its bad enough you like those normies but to bring it here."
"Isn't he overreacting?" Skitty said.
"Yeah, what's wrong with —" Beautifly's statement was cut short Pikachu simultaneously electrocuted them both.
"Do not question the judgment of our creator!" boomed Pikachu.
Cresselia snorted, "I did no such thing."
Arceus looked at her. "Oh really," he said, "Mesprit get the evidence from behind that column."
A little pink lake spirit gasped. She had no choice but to obey. She went to the huge pole I was hiding behind. Since we were on the other side of the room she whipered, "Its okay. Just be quiet." I looked up with sympatic eyes. She left me and came back to Arceus. "Well, Where is it?" he demanded. Mesprit looked at him funny. "I think your losing it Arcy theres no one there," she said wising off.
"Traitor!"
"Was that Giratina?" asked Bulbasaur.
"No, just our resident Eevee-hater," said Marshtomp dryly.
I sighed of relief. Arceus glared at her. "Liar," he said and pushed her to the wall. Cresselia and I gasped. She stuck up for me and he pushed her to the wall. The other two lake spirits, Uxie and Azelf, went over to help her. I would of come to but if I ran out, it would be a wasted thing on Mesprit's part. Cresselia shot a dirty look at him. "How...could...you?" she said angrily. Her voice was shaking. Arceus ignored her. "Seems I can't trust you small fries. (This angered the small pokemon) Giratina if you please." he said.
The evil Pokemon came up to me and didn't hesitate to pick me up. He carried me to Arceus. I was beginning to think our creator wasn't such a nice guy.
"How dare you!" Pikachu said. "But then again, all Eevees are twisted perversions of nature, and so they can't be blamed for their gross imperceptions."
Everyone groaned.
Cresselia gasped. "EEVEE!" she said worried. Giratina dropped me in front of Arceus. I was terrified but I didn't show it. "Well, Well, Well," Arceus said, "You've got a lot of nerve coming here. Did you know this is for legendaries ONLY." I snorted but said nothing.
"He SOOOOOOOO deserves to die…" said Pikachu.
"I have a right to wipe out your Species you know that?" Arceus asked me. I looked at him shocked. The legendary dogs were restraining Cresselia so she couldn't save me. "Why would you wipe me out? Its not like I tried destroying the world," I asked confused. Arceus glared at Cresselia then back at me. "So what else did that traitor tell you?" he asked me, "You turned Cresselia against us. She is now wasting time with you normies instead of with her legendary friends. And you know too much. Your species must DIE!!!!"
"Enough already with it, Pikachu!" snapped Torkoal.
"That was Arceus."
"Oh."
I had to think fast. I couldn't wipe out the whole Eeveelution line. And we wouldn't be fossils...We'd be gone...permenently.
"That Eevee misspelled 'permanently'," said Squirtle.
"YES! THEY CAN'T EVEN SPELL! EVEES MUST DIE!" yelled Pikachu in an advanced state of giddiness. Squirtle smirked at his own cunning. Everyone else groaned and hoped the short would end soon; it would be twice as unbearable with Squirtle correcting grammar with Pikachu's leave.
"Wait," I said, "Don't wipe out all of us. Just take me." I knew I would regret this. Arceus looked at me. "As you wish. Heatran you kill him." he ordered.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" yelled Pikachu.
A pokemon way bigger that me came up to me and used crunched my body. I wailed in pain but then felt motionless. I thought I heard Cresselia cry "Noooooooooooooooooooooo."
And that my story. My curiousity led to my death...
Pikachu sighed. "Well, the ending was a bit disappointing, but nevertheless extraordinarily brilliant."
"So basically, you'll like anything so long as Eevees get snuffed?" said Beautifly.
"Exactly."
"Wait, now the movie's going to start," said Swellow.
"Whoopee-doo," said Corphish.
It was dark and since Pr. Oak decided that the battles will be outside, everyone was out watching the battles in the freshness of the late afternoon.
"It was late afternoon and yet it was dark?" said Bulbasaur.
"Palkia must have forgotten to turn the earth, what with all the Eevee-snuffing," said Marshtomp.
"YAH!" cried Pikachu.
They've been several fights won or lost before Misty's and it was the last. Ash and May, who battled before Misty, had won, of course, their battles. Now, it was up to Misty to do her best tonight.
"It's nice to fight under stars it's so romantic" she thought to herself before snapping out of her trance and throwing her Pokeball, the organizers had finally chosen to do 1 on 1 battles. The pokemon who appeared was some kind of duck looking stupidly everywhere. She had chosen Psyduck because of its psychic ability but still IT was Psyduck…
"Shouldn't the emphasis be on 'was'?" asked Ludicolo.
"Heh," said Squirtle. "I see your point. These grammatical corrections ARE annoying."
"Now he realizes…"
"Man, I'm desperate!" she answered to Ash's and Brock's What-are-you-doing glare. Agatha released a Hunter
"Haunter!" yelled Skitty. "When is the quality of this buffalo dung going to improve?"
and poor Misty watched Psyduck freak out. Most of the trainers couldn't stop a chuckle from coming out.
"They tried to restrain it with all their might,' said Foretress. "Alas, they could not match its might."
"Is that some crazy poet way of saying 'The director can't even write a half-decent sentence'?" asked Marshtomp.
"More respect please" Gary seriously imposed "the trainers need to focus" and like if these words were some kind of spell the audience immediately shut up.
"They shut up because the sight of him shocked them into silence," said Pikachu.
Misty threw a grateful glance at Gary and a smile grew on his face.
"Huh, you better concentrate on the match" he advised her
"Hasn't the director heard of a full stop?" said Squirtle.
"I thought you said you finally realized how annoying your comments were!" said Bulbasaur.
"Exactly," said Squirtle.
She turned back her attention on the match only to discover that Agatha's Hunter wasn't there anymore.
"Well of course not, because there's no such Pokemon. It's a Haunter. HAUNTER!" Crobat cried out.
She then started looking for Psyduck and just found it fainted!
"It saw Gary," Pikachu said to the others.
"You should watch your Pokemon instead of Oak's grandson, Kid" she just left after this short sentence.
"Especially since the sight of Oak's grandson will kill you if you look at him for too long," quipped Pikachu.
"At least he's stopped screaming," Skitty muttered to Beautifly and Glalie.
Everyone, who was trying not to laugh after Gary's order then cracked up. Even Ash, Brock, Tracy, May and Max laughed only Richie and Gary didn't laugh, well not when she was there anyway.
"Don't you think that Ash laughing at Misty when Gary and Richie aren't will reduce his chances with her greatly?" said Swellow.
"We do. He doesn't, being dense as mercury," answered Corphish.
It was sad indeed…
"Enough with the Gary quips!" said Donphan irately, as Pikachu opened his mouth to speak again.
"Yes, it's nearly as trying as Squirtle's constant need to rectify the endless grammatical errors!" said Glalie.
Pikachu and Squirtle looked at each other. "Let's have a contest," suggested Squirtle.
"Great idea! You guys will decide which of us is more annoying!" agreed Pikachu.
It was only the presence of a slumbering Charizard and Sceptile outside that prevented the Pokemon from getting up and leaving at that very instant.
"Thanks for your support guys, I really appreciated!" she exclaimed raged and then stormed off, heading to her room.
"The authoress should have written 'appreciate it' instead of 'appreciated'," commented Squirtle.
Beautifly and Skitty had been playing Clue. Skitty said at that moment, "It was the Skitty in the theater with a cushion."
"Misty, we were only joking!" Ash tried to call her back still laughing. He was about to go after her when Gary stepped forward.
"His hideous appearance —" before Pikachu could finish, Glalie, Torkoal, Swellow, Corphish, Bulbasaur and Donphan cried out, "PIKACHU IS THE WINNER!"
Pikachu halted his comment in mid-sentence, throwing a triumphant glance at an infuriated Squirtle.
"I don't think she's in the mood to see right now" calmly said Gary
"Full stop, woman!" yelled Squirtle. Upon the others' inquiring looks, he said, "I need no incentive to correct grammar."
"Oh yeah, what makes you think that?" Ash answered anger rising in his voice
"You're right she'll be glad to see you!" sarcastically replied Gary annoyed
"Gladder than she would be if she looked upon your monstrous visage," said Pikachu.
"Didn't we already announce the winner?" moaned Swellow.
"Anyways you're not any good talking to women so let me handle it"
"No you're not doing anything you…" was beginning Ash
"Ash Gary's right" seeing Ash's furious eyes she quickly added "he's the one who shut everyone up"
"Fine but if you do anything to her I'll…"
"Don't worry Ash, I don't think I could hurt her more than you did" he replied and quickly disappear.
"If only I could make him do that in real life…" wished Pikachu.
"What did he mean" thought Ash out loud
Tracy and Brock just shared a knowing glance.
"Right, you take that half, and I'll take this half!" said Ludicolo.
Gary was knocking on Misty's door:
Everyone began humming the tune to 'Three's Company'.
"Who is it?" she asked
"It's me, Gary. Please open"
"Away, slight man!" said Pikachu.
"Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare!" said Squirtle.
"Correct!"
"Why are you here?"
"Just open, I have the keys to every single room in the mansion y'know"
The door opened.
"What do you want? I know you're dying to laugh"
"Nope, just dying," said Crobat.
"Wishful thinking…" murmured Pikachu.
"Just checking up on ya"
"You don't even care! I bet the others sent you because you told everyone to calm down!"
"Spot on," said Glalie.
"You'd be a fool to think that, I thought you were smarter but I should have known; falling for Ash Ketchum isn't really the smartest thing to do" Misty just blushed at that
"Falling for him, however, is the paramount of stupidity," said Pikachu.
"It was the Beautifly in the theater with a Psybeam," Beautifly told Skitty.
"You should know since you're all-knowing that I got over him since the first time I saw him with May."
"Old feeling don't disappear that easily" he replied with a strange smile
"It's almost like you have feelings when you talk like that"
Gary stared at her for a moment, a bit hurt,
Somebody cheered. Everyone else groaned.
before saying
"What makes you say that?"
"All the broken hearts, you know you got yourself a bad reputation sir"
"Those girls were all after my money or fame! It was either me or them guess I preferred to save myself sorry."
"I am sorry you preferred to save yourself," said Pikachu.
He said with sarcasm again and added more seriously "C'mon I'd never break someone's heart on purpose and if I did I'm really sorry but you should know that they're more of them who broke mine than I broke theirs so reconsider this. I may even be doomed to never know true love;
"THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!" Pikachu screamed.
they all just see Gary Oak as a famous, rich good looking talented trainer, no one's ever seen anything else than that."
"I'm sorry I didn't know…"
"It's ok. That's why I was attracted to you at the first place" he grinned "you seemed more interested to me than to my money when we danced"
"Huh?" she said confused
"Yeah, here's another example; you followed Ash around for months even if he was a lousy trainer, at first. You didn't look at his fame or his money, just at him and who he was."
"It was because he owed me a bike!"
"I don't think he paid it back and you only stopped traveling with him when you had to, c'mon we both know that you could just have sent him a bill to his house, you now know where it is and don't tell me it took you 2 years to know it! Stop denying it's just annoying!"
"Ok, you may be right but what does it have to do with what you said?"
"Everything! I'm trying to explain to you why I love you dammit!" Gary Oak had eventually lost his cool.
"Now I'll have to make do with my hot," said Corphish.
"You what?" exclaimed Misty shocked
"Why do you think I kissed you the first night, sacrificed my afternoon being with Ash
"He wanted to be with Ash that afternoon!" yelled Bulbasaur.
"What did I tell you guys?" Pikachu said smugly. "Happy as a picnic basket!"
to also with you or cuddled to you during the movie?"
"I don't know! Because you're a player I guess.
"Darn, can you stop with that! Look, I even got jealous of Richie and ASH." He added meaningfully "We're all in some sorta fight all because of you"
"You mean Richie and Gary love me too?" she said more confused than ever
Squirtle buried his head in his hands. "This movie actually, physically pains me. My head feels like it's going to detonate!"
"Sorry," said Crobat. "I emit ultrasonic waves when piqued."
"But May loves Ash! He can't break her heart like that!"
"He loves you both but the idiot can't realize it. He just doesn't want to lose you to Richie or me so he's in the fight too."
"So all this time you guys were arguing it was my fault?"
"Kinda, but you shouldn't worry about it."
"No! I know that Ash and you always fight but to have put poor Richie into this mess, I feel really bad!"
"I'm sure that Richie has biggest chances to win your heart; you don't trust Ash who once broke your heart or my feelings for you"
Misty really looked desperate:
"I don't wanna break any hearts I know how it feels and it's awful! Why me? Couldn't you have loved someone else" she pleaded
"Even if I could have, I wouldn't have changed you're really wonderful Misty and I don't regret anything at all. I'd just like to know if there's any chance for me to be happy with you because if there's not I don't want to be a constraint to you. Just answer me one question: Did you feel anything when I first kissed you?"
"Yes!" said Pikachu. "Disgust!"
At that moment his eyes met once again hers, begging for an answer. She could see pure adoration in them. She looked deeper and saw something reflecting her own feelings;
Desperation, love, bitterness, confusion and hope.
She did the only thing that came up on her mind and once again their lips met.
"They were overjoyed to see each other after such a long time," Swellow said.
"Or, in the case of Misty's lips, repulsed," smiled Pikachu.
Glalie told Skitty and Beautifly, "The Glalie in the theater with a Sheer Cold."
This time Gary was the one surprised but he quickly recovered and enjoy the kiss who was even, if that's possible, greater than the first one.
"So the dimwit of a director personified the kiss?" Squirtle asked.
"Torkoal in the front row with an Overheat," Torkoal told Glalie, Skitty and Beautifly.
He took her, for the second time in the day, in his strong arms, willing to never let go. After 1 or 2 minutes of pure happiness, regretfully he pulled away now knowing the answer and whispered these words:
"I love you, Misty Waterflower"
He then kissed delicately her forehead, not waiting for an answer, and took his arms off her before saying tenderly to her:
"It's getting late, goodnight" he was exiting the room
"I guess I'll be seeing you tomorrow in your match against Brock" she replied timidly, still surprised at what she did.
"Surprised and nauseated," smiled Pikachu.
"Swellow in the back row with a Drill Peck," growled the bird Pokemon.
"Well for my part, I'll be seeing you sooner, in my dreams" he gave her a sincere heart melting smile that only her received before and left after one last glance at her.
Alone in her room she sighed, she knew that she had feelings for both Richie and Gary. She loved Ash but it took her time getting over him so she was just scared to try again. It had been painful enough plus there was May who didn't need to have Ash possess a sadness that may never leave her like she once did. She then went to her window, star gazing those stars she's been staring at during hours at night wondering if Ash would ever love her, but this time with a different question: Which guy?
"Ash, duh!" said Pikachu.
"So, you're a Pokeshipper?" asked Foretress.
"Nah, I just hate the other two," Pikachu replied.
Pikachu felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around, only to be slapped across the face by Skitty's tail.
"That one's for May!" proclaimed Skitty.
It was the morning and May woke up at 7 am. She got changed up, took a shower and went outside she wanted to train for her next match even though she had won her first one. She had asked Misty's help since she was out and had free time. They meet up outside in the Oak's garden, it was as huge as a park! They had plenty of space to train. May noticed that Misty seemed exhausted.
"Hey Misty, are you tired? You know you could have refused to help me if you weren't feeling good."
"No it's ok May, I didn't quite sleep last night, I stayed up most of the night" she replied yawning
"What were you doing then?"
"Hmm, just thinking about, you know, stuff… anyways focus on the exercise!"
Misty had installed targets around, and May's Combusken and Beautifly had to hit them.
"Yay!" cried out Beautifly.
"Oh come on Misty, did something happened last night?" at these words Misty blushed "You're blushing! That means… I know! Richie came last night; the guy has a huge crush on you! Or maybe Gary or Ash…" but the excitement vanished to the last word
"Don't worry, Ash didn't come" tried to comfort Misty "But you were right about Gary" she confessed
"I knew it! So what did you guys do" she asked suspiciously
"Nothing wrong!" Misty reassured May
"Yeah, but you should watch out you know. Gary's a big player he broke many hearts I wouldn't want you to be added to the long list of girls he hurt."
"I know, I asked him about that and he told me he wasn't playing this time and he loved me and I… I kissed him" she said sheepishly May looked at her shocked and asked her to tell her more about yesterday night. Misty explained everything that had happened and been said but she didn't describe how good it felt to kiss Gary,
"Because May would probably puke," said Pikachu.
"I don't know if that was meant to be an insult —" began Skitty.
Remembering the rather painful slap, Pikachu said quickly, "It wasn't!"
May wouldn't approve because of his reputation. Anyway in some way she had started to trust him, even if her head and friends told her not to trust him her heart couldn't do otherwise.
May quickly understood that Misty had fallen for Gary and that unfortunately no one could change this feeling. She knew it just too well since herself tried to forget about her feelings for Ash. She was glad that Misty was more interested in Gary and Richie but couldn't to feel bad for her thought. They train together for a while again, even if Misty had lost the battle she still wanted to train. After about two hours of training, they went take breakfast and join the others.
"Hey Misty, do you think I have any chance with Ash?" May asked Misty on their way
"Of course! What makes you think you don't?"
"You" May simply replied and an embarrassed silence was filled between them
"Who, what or why really wasn't an issue. The silence was simply filled by someone," Ludicolo said.
"You're pretty gifted at this," lauded Marshtomp.
"I mean he loves you and it's almost like I don't exist when you're there" May broke the silence
"He only does that when Richie or Gary is around plus Gary told me that he liked you too but you know Ash if it took him about 2 years to realize he had feelings for me don't expect him to realize he has some for you now!" she tried to cheer May
"Yeah you're right thanks" said May and they arrived to the hall.
"Hey girls where were you? Richie and I looked everywhere for you!"
"Oh we were just outside training Ash" replied Misty
"Did you have breakfast?" asked Richie with concern
"Yeah, before leaving we ate thanks for asking" May smiled to Richie, Ash just looked at them a little bit confused and Misty smiled too.
"So who DOES he love?" asked Squirtle.
"I'll go fix up the bleeper again," said Torkoal, getting up to do so.
"What? What did I do? I didn't even correct grammar!" Squirtle confusedly said.
"We ate too" continued Richie "Since we all had breakfast I suggest that we all go see Brock's battle! It's the first one today and it's starting in about 10 minutes."
"Yeah let's go cheer Brock and maybe he'll beat the crap out of Gary" Ash exclaimed
"YEAH!" cheered Pikachu.
"Fix it up for Pikachu as well!" hollered Crobat.
May and Misty rolled their eyes and they all went see Gary's and Brock's battle
They arrived just in time when the battle began, they were more trainers than for Misty's match and that was a lot. Agatha had attracted a lot of young trainers yesterday because she was an elite 4 but this time Gary's admirers and fan club were there.
"Go Gary! Go Gary!
Give us a G and an A,
Gary will be victorious today!
Add an R and a Y
Gary will beat his opponents in no time!
Gary is unbeatable, Gary is undefeatable
Go Gary, leave him black and blue
You're so sexy, we love you!" after the "song" Gary just smiled to the cheerleaders and they all fainted.
"They were paid to sing the song," Pikachu explained to the others. "But upon seeing his hideous (Bleep!) —"
"Just in time," sighed Corphish, easing back into his chair.
"How pathetic" mumbled Misty while both Richie and May just sweat dropped. Ash in his case was just jealous that Gary had been more cheered than him in his match and just sulk for the rest of the match.
Brock and Gary threw their pokeball, Brock was jealous too but hided it, and an Onyx appeared with a Nidoking. Gary had and advantage type.
"Don't worry Brock you still can beat him!" Ash cheered and Brock smiled and launched his first attack
"Onyx use dig!"
'Nidoking watch out! Prepare to dodge"
But Onyx hit Nidoking and Gary's fan club all screamed and cried
"Shut up" whispered Misty really annoyed with them
"Don't worry Nidoking, use Earthquake!"
The attack hit too and it was super effective Onyx was pretty hurt.
"Way to go Gary!" shouted the girls and all the tears disappeared instantly
"Nidoking finish him off with Iron tail!"
"Yes Gary you can do it" exclaimed the fan club again
"GO BROCK YOU CAN STILL BEAT HIM!" shouted a really pissed off Misty
When he heard this Gary hesitated to give the final blow, Misty was cheering for Brock he couldn't have care less about his cheerleaders if they weren't cheering him but Misty… Seeing that Gary was hesitant Brock countered the attack and Nidoking was down. This time Gary had snap out of it and ordered once again to Nidoking to use Iron Tail and this time, with no distraction, it hit. Brock and Onyx were defeated.
"Good battle Brock" said Gary and offered him his hand
"Yeah it was a great battle" replied Brock shaking Gary's hand
"No it wasn't! It was so horrid, I couldn't even fall asleep!" yelled Marshtomp angrily.
"Bad grammar, insipid romance, empty humor and no action… why exactly are we watching this?" asked Glalie.
After several seconds of silence, Torkoal provided them with the answer to all of life's quandaries. "Forty-two."
Everyone cheered it for the trainers.
"I can't believe Brock lost to Gary" exclaimed Ash
"I'm not that surprised, Gary's really skilled too" said Misty
Both Richie and Ash eyed her and she felt really uncomfortable.
"Hmm, I think I'm gonna go get a drink" she said and was leaving
"I'm coming with you" Richie ran after her
May and Ash were alone.
"Ash, can I talk to you about something?"
"Sure May what's up?"
"You… you like Misty don't you?"
"Huh? How did you know? Did Brock tell you?" he looked panicked
"No, it's just pretty easy to guess that Richie, you and even Gary loves her"
"Is it that obvious? Man I hope she… wait Gary too? I knew about Richie but not Gary! He's just a player he'll hurt her and he doesn't even deserve her!"
"Well said!" yelled Pikachu.
(Bleep!) The Bleeper bleeped a few moments too late.
"I'll go fix it," Torkoal sighed, getting up once more. "We shouldn't have deactivated it by attacking it…"
Ash was really pissed and May just sighed
"No he says that he's serious this time and that…" started
"And she believed him! He's just a jerk!"
"Ash I…"
"What girls find in him? He's arrogant, idiot, egoistical, idiot, impolite, idiot…"
"Ash Gary can be nice sometimes when…"
"Nice! He's just manipulating and fooling everyone, He's just an…"
"Idiot I bet? You're one too Ash!" shouted May angry at Ash's attitude "You don't even pay attention to me when Misty's around and when we're alone you either talk about her or about Gary or how he's idiot! You said this word about four times! You never care about ME!"
"May I, I'm sorry, why are you saying this I do care about you a lot…" said Ash sheepishly and surprised at May's yelling. She never yelled to him like that before.
"Then show it! I wanted to tell you that I love you! But you never listen to what I say!"
"Of course I do! Wait you what!"
"See!" May just exited and left a confused Ash alone
"She loves me" he thought something inside him was excited and happy but what about Misty I can't let her to Gary! Sorry May, Misty needs me more.
"Men…" muttered Skitty.
"Number one of popular Skitty catchphrases!" beamed Squirtle, before being whacked on the head by Skitty's tail.
"Just blot out everything they say, Torkoal!" yelled Skitty.
In the mean time
"Misty I have something important to tell you?" said Richie
"What is it?"
"I, I, I love you!" he exclaimed
Misty just stared at him and sighed
"I don't know what to say Richie I…"
"You don't love me right?" Richie cut her off
"No I love you! But I also love…Gary" she trailed off
"But you love me too? There's still hope for me right? I'll show you I love you more!"
He then leaned forward and kissed her deeply. The kiss was different from Gary's,
"(BLEEP!)" said Pikachu.
"Success!" cried Torkoal, only to be zapped by the irate electric mouse.
he was sweeter and softer. He ran his fingers in her crimson hair. Misty was too surprised to move. Richie finally pulled away.
"It's been days since I wanted to do that" he smiled
Misty smiled back but her smile quickly vanished when she saw that Gary was standing behind Richie.
Without saying anything, Pikachu stood up in his chair and began dancing. Most of the Pokemon collapsed on the floor, exasperated and at a loss as to what to do.
"Gary I…" she started but stopped when she saw his pained blue eyes
She wanted him to be mad at her not to give her this look that tore her apart
"It's ok, Misty. You can do whatever you want, I guess I deserved this" he turned his back to her
Pikachu nodded vigorously.
"I wish I could somehow correct grammar like that," Squirtle thought wistfully.
"Wait Gary I'm sorry! You don't deserve this you told me you didn't break all those hearts on purpose! I acted like a jerk I'm just so confused I…" she was now crying
"Misty don't cry it's useless, guess we will both have to fight for your heart. You are the world to me and whatever happens you'll always be" said Richie
"No you can't fight! I don't want you to fight!" she cried
"Richie is right, Misty. Anyways the sooner this fight is over, the better. But don't think I'll let you go this easily" He then left
"Misty…" started Richie
"I'd like to be alone Richie" she cut him off wiping her tears
"I see" he hugged her and left too
Now alone Misty was thinking:
"Why can't they understand that I'm not worth this? Ash and Richie could lose their friendship and whoever I choose someone will be hurt! Gary…Richie… why are you guys doing this to me?
Everyone began humming the 'Desperate Housewives' theme song.
While Misty was thinking, Richie was battling Tracy. Lost in her thoughts she forgot to go see the match. It was now evening and it was getting dark.
Walking in the mansion dark corridors, there were pictures of several Oaks on the wall.
Pikachu retched wordlessly. Squirtle began to clap at this. The five 'Clue' players reacted differently. Springing into action, they discharged several attacks at the satanic pair. There was a scuffle, and several 'Bleeps' were sounded to block out both Pikachu and Squirtle's speech as well as swear words. Beautifly managed to tie up the two miscreants with string shot, ending the fight.
Unfortunately, the bleeper went into overdrive and began to emit one long, continuous, high-pitched sound. Torkoal went over and tried to shut it off. After a few moments of struggling, he tried to melt it with Overheat, upon which the sound changed into something more horrible, but didn't stop. Giving up, he went back to his seat. The Pokemon were unable to hear any more of the movie, though, due to the incessant bleeping. It went on for several minutes.
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! BLEEEEEEEEEeeee….
"Have I gone deaf?" asked Ludicolo.
"I'll check what's wrong," said Torkoal. He left to see what made the bleeper stop. "The batteries ran out!"
"Halleluiah," said Beautifly. "Let's go."
As one, they all got up and left the theater, leaving the bound and gagged Pikachu and Squirtle behind. Bulbasaur carried the still-snoozing Bonsly out.
"Thank heavens that they're still sleeping," muttered Marshtomp, flinging himself down on one of the remaining unscorched loungers.
"Don't thank the heavens, thank me!" said Beautifly, settling down on another one.
Suddenly, three beeps sounded. Everyone who was awake groaned.
"Oh, well, let's talk to the maniac," muttered Bulbasaur.
A/N: This was the longest chapter ever! Something like seven thousand words.
'Love Triangles' will finally end and Meowth will make his entrance in chapter seven. In addition to this, one more of Brock's Pokemon will appear in chapter six.
I would also like to ask the reviewers to choose two of Misty's Pokemon to appear in tomorrow's chapter. So go on. Press that review button. You know you want to.