A/N: Fever all gone! So I'm updating.

Orange Sora: I know that Meowth didn't say anything last time, so now he has dialogue! And review.

Luhan: Thanks, I'm keeping it up all right!

Jarkes: Skitty now loves Pikachu, Pikachu now loves Eevees and Umbreons and Squirtle thinks he is Shakespeare. Love triangles didn't finish. I melted it before the end because I don't like egoshipping. If you want to know what the ending is, look up 'Love Triangles' by Michelicious and read the last chapter. I've read you everything else.

Max the Vampire Kleptomaniac: Well, Psyduck does have some Psychic abilities, now, doesn't he?

Nightdragon0: You're right about the crowding thing. It's getting pretty hard to riff stuff like this. However, I'll have you know that when movie 3 plays, there will be a lot less Pokemon than before and those left will be smaller than before… I've said too much. I'll think about involving Sceptile and Charizard's love interests somehow. Would you mind if I featured your Charizard one-shot here?

PikaJedi555: I suppose so… I was never very good at writing Meowth. Team Rocket are my least favorite characters: I feel they're just a bunch of incompetent jokers who should have been fired 27574357427587575876 millenniums ago. Strangely, I like the rivals (Gary, Paul, Tyson, Drew, etc.) the most.

Alexis R pokegirl: Yeah, I think Marisol found out about your suggestion. Anyway, since I have some trouble finding riffable stuff I'm going to have to take your suggestion, so thanks. What happened with 'Goodbye to You' was accidental.

CuddleyEeveeM: Read above and accept my apologies. And no, I meant to write Steelix, not Sceptile. Steely was the moderator.

Ri2: Well, this is a real life love triangle. And yeah, 'Love Triangles' was pretty y.

AnimeDutchess: Soon enough?

Swiftstream: I am going to make a second love triangle! How'd you know that? And Azurill can't speak French. That was cute-baby-talk.

Josh: You left a pretty confusing review. If you hate MST3002 so much, you'll definitely hate 'Twisted Trainer Tale'. Why don't you read that and drop in a few scathing words there too? (Hint, hint, nudge, nudge).

PS. That crack about killing me was way out of line, man! I was watching Scream

IMACRAZYWRITER: Thanks for the fav and reviews! Read on and enjoy.

My author's notes are getting to be rather long, aren't they?

I once more entreat all readers to leave a word of appreciation/depreciation both here and for 'Twisted…' Any feedback would be much appreciated.

Announcement: How many times is the word 'Jolteon' used in this chapter? The first to answer correctly will get a surprise reward!

Anyway, on with the story!

Story:-

Umbreon was the first to wake up of the three new arrivals. She cried for a short time and seemed upset even after she stopped. Pikachu ran to hug and comfort her but Donphan tripped him so that he fell forward, flat on his face and knocked himself out. Bulbasaur put him next to the snoozing Togetic and snoring Meowth.

Skitty and Beautifly had taken Umbreon aside and were speaking to her in a low voice.

Umbreon sighed heavily. Her eyes were still a little moist. "I suppose I'll get used to it, especially since you guys are here." She smiled and looked around. "Where's Munchlax?"

"Eating popcorn," said Skitty with a smile. Umbreon sighed, this time in exasperation.

Something yellow suddenly caught the Umbreon's eye. Umbreon gasped. "Hey, is that that Ash boy's Pikachu?"

"Yes," said Skitty suspiciously. "Why?"

Umbreon actually giggled. "Well, um, I don't know how to tell you guys this…" She began grinning. "I never really got to speak to him when we were traveling together in Kanto, but I sort of had a crush on him. He's so strong and mature and, well, cuddly!"

Skitty was having an embolism. Pikachu loved Umbreon as much he used to hate them — and that was a LOT. Now Umbreon liked him too? Well, she thought morosely, it's just as well. If they get together she'll be more comforted on this ship… Plus I can't really stop my friend from being happy… even at the cost my love… why am I so darn noble?

Skitty was surprised when Beautifly shook her head at Umbreon. "You really couldn't have chosen a worse Pokemon to have a crush on."

"What?" asked the Dark type.

"Pikachu hates Umbreons!" said Beautifly. "Back in the old days an Eevee belonging to his trainer's arch-rival beat him up. It went on to evolve into an Umbreon. Now, Pikachu hates all Eeveelutions, but despise Umbreons the most." Beautifly went on to tell Umbreon about 'The Tragic Tale: The monstrous Arceus' and how intense Pikachu's Eevee-bashing had been.

Umbreon was shocked. "Well, I'll be!" She turned around and walked away, visibly fuming.

Skitty turned to Beautifly, dumbstruck. "What was that all about?" she asked. A horrible thought occurred to her. She said cautiously, "Wait, don't tell me you have the hots for him too?"

"Of course I don't, you dumb cat!" yelled Beautifly, subsequently being shushed by Skitty. Beautifly continued in a low voice, "Even if the others around here are too self-centered to notice, I'm your best friend and I know that you've recently developed feelings for that bug zapper. I can't for the love of me figure out why, but I'm not going to stand here and let you foolishly kick away your chances with him."

Skitty smiled warmly. "Thanks a ton."

"No problem," said Beautifly. "Now, I have a plan to make sure Umbreon's impression of Pikachu remains the same."

"Wait a minute," said Skitty. "What about Umbreon?"

"I never liked her," said Beautifly matter-of-factly.

The two began whispering, just as Pikachu, Togetic and Meowth began coming to.

Pikachu was the first to wake up. Temporarily forgetting Umbreon he reacquainted himself by giving Togetic a big bear hug.

"You're doing well," said Pikachu, stepping back. "No longer helpless, I see."

"I was never helpless. You guys just thought I was because I was small," smiled Togetic.

"Oy," said a voice. "I just gotta headache bigger than oil of Indigo!"

"And Meowth," said Togetic, as both he and Pikachu turned towards the cat Pokemon. He was still lying on the floor, clutching his head.

"Still with Team Rocket?" asked Togetic.

"Membershiply, yes," said Meowth, climbing up slowly. "Phsycoilly, nah. Anyone got any ashpirin?"

"No," chimed Psyduck and Crobat.

"But we do have a dictionary," said Bulbasaur. "You do know what a dictionary is, don't you?"

"I don't, as a matter of fact," said Squirtle, who had been strolling by but paused at the mention of a new word — to him, anyway. "Care you to enlighten me, sir?"

"Wot's up with the turtle?" asked Meowth.

"Hard to say," said Pikachu, as Bulbasaur sprinkled Sleep Power, and then Poison Powder, on Squirtle.

"What brought you here?" asked Togetic. "Did you try to help out?"

"Pwease," said Meowth, "I'm insulted. Don't shay stuff like dat again, my enemies might be listening in."

"They are," said everyone listening, that is, Psyduck, Crobat, Pikachu and Bulbasaur.

"I joist got caught when we twyde to steal dat thing," finished Meowth.

"Typical," said Bulbasaur.

"Anyway, now that you're here, I think you can help us out," said Pikachu to Togetic.

"What do you mean?" asked Togetic.

"Look," began Pikachu, "the way I see it, the only way to get back —"

Togetic's eyes suddenly widened. "Oh no! I completely forgot! I have to get back! I need to go back to the mirage kingdom! My people are counting on me! I must get back to protect them! They're a just bunch of pushovers! I especially must get back since that raving lunatic of a Pokemon is up and about —"

Pikachu shocked Togetic, getting him to shut up and momentarily calmed down. It's difficult to hyperventilate when most of your muscles are paralyzed.

"We have Brussels' sprouts with hummus," Pikachu told Togetic, as he began to regain control of his motor functions.

Togetic suddenly brightened. Disgusting vegetables with nauseating dip was an old favorite of his. Pikachu escorted Togetic to the fridge and handed him a bucket of the stuff. Within a minute he was digging in, and as for his worries, well…

"So, how's the kingdom?" asked Pikachu.

"What kingdom?" question Togetic through a mouthful of hummus.

"Right," said Pikachu. "Now, as I was saying, the only thing that can get us out of this spaceship and onto earth without killing us is Teleportation."

"But I don't know how to teleport," said Togetic, discarding his bucket and opening the fridge to get another.

"No, but you know Metronome," said Pikachu.

"Pikachu, there's about two, maybe three thousand attacks out there which I can access with Metronome," said Togetic. "What are the odds of me accessing Teleport?"

"I know that," said Pikachu. "This is why you must, from now on, day in and day out continuously use Metronome in the hopes of getting to Teleport. Eventually, it'll click and when it does, we'll all grab hold of you and you can take us home. Or at the very least, take me and the pretty Umbreon home." Pikachu's eyes turned into pink hearts.

"Right…" said Togetic. "Okay, so I guess I'll start now."

Togetic closed his eyes and began swaying his arms about, chanting in an inaudible whisper. His hands were glowing a bright pink. If one didn't know better, one would say that he was trying to flag down an aircraft.

Finally, after about fifteen seconds, Togetic fired a potent Hyper Beam. The attack hit Ludicolo, who was reclining on a chair, minding his own business, and sent him flying.

"NOT THE WALL AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIN!!" yelled Ludicolo, who, surprisingly, flew straight into the wall.

"Not bad," said Pikachu. "Not bad at all."

VREET!! VREET!! VREET!! VREET!!

"WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!" yelled the Pokemon, leaping into the theater.

(((((((((((((((((I know my psychiatrist charges too much)

Everyone was busy getting seated in theater. Skitty was busy chewing her lower lip.

"You really think it'll work?" Skitty asked Beautifly.

"She doesn't know what he sounds like and after this won't want to," Beautifly assured her.

"If you say so," muttered Skitty.

Pikachu was looking for a seat himself. He saw that Umbreon was sitting in the front with an empty seat on either side of her. Pikachu made a bolt for the seats, but suddenly, Beautifly descended into the one closer to him. He went to seat himself on Umbreon's other side, but found Skitty already sitting in it. Put in a foul mood, he sat next to Skitty.

"Beautifly and I picked out another short," Skitty said.

"Yeah!" said Beautifly, rising up out of her seat. Before Pikachu could do anything to occupy the vacated seat, Beautifly discreetly sprinkled Sleep Powder on him, sending him to the land of Nod.

"It's a short called the 'Annoying Jolteon'!" said Beautifly to everyone. "Pikachu told us it was one he wanted to watch and so we put it in!"

Beautifly sat down again as the short began to screen.

The Annoying Jolteon

"See what we meant?" muttered Beautifly to Umbreon.

Umbreon could only glare furiously ahead at the screen.

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"Shouldn't it be 'Strangle-y' Eevee?" said Skitty. She spoke in a deep voice, trying to sound like Pikachu.

"Does he have laryngitis?" Umbreon asked Skitty, making her jump.

"Er, yeah, he's a little hoarse now," said Skitty.

Okay before I start let me clue you in a little. There are two teams in this story. Team Dragon (good guys) and Team Fire (Bad guys). Alex and Lizzie (main guys) are members of Dragons.

'Gotta hurry,' Lizzie Carel thought running to the battle field. Her Pokemon Jolteon was right beside her.

"BOO!" booed Skitty in her fake voice, making her throat dry up.

'Damn, why doesn't anyone tell me anything anymore,' she thought angrily.

"Because you're a stupid Eevee trainer!" murmured Skitty.

"Shut up, Pikachu!" chimed Beautifly.

"Yeah — ehm, yeah, this is like 'Monstrous Arceus' all over again!" said Skitty normally.

It seemed the Dragon members didn't tell her about any battles against team Fire anymore.

When she got there she saw Dragon on one side with their dragon Pokemon and Fire on the other. Both teams were eyeing each other carefully.

'Perfect,' Lizzie thought, 'I'm not too late.' She saw Alex with his Flygon and Rayquaza above him. (Note in this fic he owns some legendaries)

"Alright Jolteon," Lizzie said, "Use your megavolt on Team Fire."

Jolteon started sparking.

"The dolt will probably shock himself," said Skitty, imitating Pikachu.

"If ya don't shoit up I'll slap ya!" yelled Meowth. "Stupid dolt, ruinin' the movie…"

"Actually, the comments are quite entertaining," said Squirtle.

"When did you wake up?" asked Bulbasaur.

"When that rather distressing noise sounded and all you 'Pokemon' yelled in tandem," explained Squirtle.

'Perfect' Lizzie thought.

And then he zapped Team Dragon. "Wait what the," Lizzie complained. 'Oh yeah

"… the idiot can't even following instructions, being an Eevee," said Skitty, imitating Pikachu.

he loves sparking Al. I forgot about that.'

Team Fire ran off after seeing the enemy get fried.

"They're stupid! They shoyd'ave taken dair chance and attacked!" said Meowth.

"As stupid as that Eevee," said Skitty, accidentally using a normal voice.

"What?" said Umbreon.

"Boy, that Pikachu sounded just like me!" said Skitty quickly.

Lizzie ran up to see if they were okay. The fried leader said, "You are suspended til' you teach that thing some manners."

He got fried again for that. "Yay me," Lizzie said sarcatically.

"It should be 'sarcastically'," said Squirtle.

"Was that word around in Shakespearean times?" Glalie whispered to Psyduck.

Jolteon looked up at her nervously.

"Need I say anything?" asked Skitty in Pikachu's voice. She was actually getting worse with every try.

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"Okay guys lets get training," Alex said to his Flygon and Rayquaza. Flygon was his starter and his strongest. "Flygon go up with Rayquaza for a sky high battle all over the city." The two obeyed him. They went up into the sky. And Flygon brought along a sandstorm twister.

Meanwhile, somewhere else..."Okay I've set up a diving board and team dragon and fire figures. Now Jolteon get on the diving board," Lizzie said. Jolteon did as he was told. Lizzie set up 6 figures. 3 in red showing team fire's leader and two random dudes, and 3 blue showing team dragon's leader, Alex, and a random dude.

"Now Jolteon jump on team fire," Lizzie instructed. Jolteon nodded but jumped on team dragon. "No, Jolts the other fire."

"You see? Eevees are too idiotic to obey even the simplest of instructions!" said Skitty-imitating-Pikachu.

Jolteon tried again and still jumped on Dragon. A few desperate attempts later, Lizzie moved the Alex figure to the other side.

"Now jump on team Fire," she said. After 496 tries Jolteon finally jumped on the right team. "Good pokemon," Lizzie

"Joked!" cried Skitty-imitating-Pikachu.

praised. She didn't seem to care that Jolteon was now biting the Alex figure's head off.

Then disaster struck...

Remember Flygon's twister? Well now it was very close to Lizzie's training ground and almost hit her. That meant that Flygon and Rayquaza were fighting above her. Jolteon got mad and used the diving board to jump into the twister.

He landed on Rayquaza's head. The second Flygon saw him, he flew out of the twister. Rayquaza wasn't so lucky. He, it, got zapped with a megavolt...and started falling.

It landed right next to Lizzie, barely hitting her and caused a mini earthquake that almost destroyed the city. Jolteon landed in her arms smiling.

"I'm dead," Lizzie said looking at the fainted RayquazA after the shaking stopped. Two figures ran up to her. It was Maxie and Srchie from Magma and Aqua. (Note: They are the good guys and own Groudon and Kyogre)

"WHAT IS WITH YOU TWO," Archie shouted, "LAST WEEK YOU NEARLY SUBMERGED AN ISLAND AND THISK WEEK YOU NEARLY DESTROY A CITY."

"Hey your alone this time," Maxie pointed out. Then they both looked at her, the Jolteon and the fainted legendary.

"You're dead," they both stated. Lizzie glared at them. Jolteon sparked them. It caused Groudon and Kyogre to come out of their Pokeballs.

A while later Alex and Flygon appeared. He saw his Pokemon and blew up (not literally)

"WHAT DID YOU AND THAT THING IN YOUR ARMS DO? EVERYDAY ITS SOMETHING. SUNKEN ISLANDS (last week) FRIED CITIES (two days ago) AND NOW THIS."

"Calm down its just a little scratch," Lizzie joked nervously. Everyone looked at her confused. The people started arguing with her.

Jolteon came up to the Pokemon. He said something in his language. Groudon, Kyogre, Flygon, and Rayquaza who had woken up shook their heads no. Jolteon started sparking and that changed everything.

Flugon took Alex and Groudon, Kyogre, Rayquaza, and Flygon all sat on him. And on top of them them sat Jolteon...And then they all got megavolted.

Skitty-imitating-Pikachu snorted. "So? It's not like an Eevee's attacks are like, powerful or anything, huh?"

He sounds nothing like that, Skitty thought to herself.

Just then, Togetic remembered his promise to continuously use Metronome in order to help them all escape. He used Metronome once more and used… Water Pulse.

Everyone in the theater was hit with a blast of cold water. Pikachu woke with a start.

"Whuh? Huh? What'd I miss?" he mumbled.

"This!" growled Umbreon. She used Crunch on his ear, making him yowl in pain before she stormed out of the theater.

Skitty smiled at the success of her plan. Though she would never admit it, she owed Beautifly something like a million favors. "Don't mind her, she's just very upset," Skitty told Pikachu.

Pikachu didn't seem to hear her. "What a lovely and powerful attack…" he said dreamily.

Skitty's mood soured.

Everyone in the theater stared at the blank screen, waiting for the movie to come. They waited…

…and waited…

…and waited some more…

Finally, Sceptile spoke up. "Did anyone remember to pick another movie?"

Though no one said anything, the answer was doubtless, "No."

A/N: Problem in paradise! My first term exams begin in two weeks. I'll be updating regularly this week and next weekend, but after that, no update for three whole weeks!

I'll try to write some chapters in advance so as to upload them quickly during exams.

To Swiftstream: Please try to send me the next two chapters of Sinnoh next week so I can beta them and you won't miss me for the three weeks I'm unavailable.