here it is!! the last and final part!!!
don't bash me plz but do tell me if I'm wrong at a few points cuz I haven't played FF VII and don't know the story
RUMBLE.
RUMBLE.
RUMBLE.
"WOULD YOU BEEPERS BE BEEPING QUIET!" Xemnas shouted out his door.
"SORRY SUP', WE'LL TRY!!!" came Axel's reply from the lounge. It was followed by giggling and Xigbar's loud laughs.
"And that, ladies, was my boss. He's a bit grumpy today cause he only got one present this year but by the thought of it, he's always like that" the pyro said to the girls surrounding him. They all stared at him, entranced. He was sprawled across the couch, drinking liquor and chatting to the girls. Xigbar sat across him in a chair, also charming the girls that didn't fit in Axel's area.
"Axel, you're so hot" one of the girls said. The flurry of dancing flames smirked at her.
"I'm burnin', babe!" they went on chatting and giggling. On the other side of the room Luxord was testing his new deck of cards, courtesy of Xaldin, on Cloud, Leon, Cid, Aerith, Yuffi, Auron, Wakka, Tidus and Selphie.
"Cloud, you're out"
"No! Not yet! I still got something!"
"No you don't. You already lost everything, even your boxers" Aerith hugged the black boxers. Cloud looked around the room, panicking. His eyes fell on a girl with long brown hair chatting to Kairi and some other girls.
"I bid Tifa!"
"You can't bid her! She's a person!"
"But she's my girlfriend, so I get to do with her whatever I want!" Cloud said stubborn.
"Has anyone told you yet that you have a major gambling problem?" Yuffi asked.
"Deal!" Luxord said and dealt the cards to everyone, also Cloud. In another part of the room, Demyx just defeated Vexen at Dance Dance Revolution. The crowd, Lexeaus and Xaldin, cheered.
"My turn, old man!"
"Don't call me old, III"
"..."
"Exactly, Lexeaus!"
"OUT OF MY WAYYYYYYY!!!!"
"ROOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAAAIIIIIIITT!!!!!!"
CRASH
"GODAMIT ROXAS!!! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO STEER THE DAMN THING?!!!"
"Uhm..." Xaldin looked at the three on the floor. But it wasn't Roxas who was lying there on the floor... it was... a Riku Replica! With a blond wig on and in the organization cloak! What the-
"ROXY!!!" Namine, oblivious of the fact that if wasn't even Roxas, held the mistletoe above her and Riku Replica's heads and kissed him. The three organization member could do nothing else but stare. At the buffet, Zexion was pouring more eggnog in a cup and drank it all in one sip. Same thing again, repeated 5 times. Sora and Riku were watching him worried. Larxene came by looking more stressed than usual. She took a brief look around the room before talking to the three teens.
"Seen Roxas anywhere?"
"No, why?"
"Did-hic-n't you lock him in hish -hic-room?"
"Yeah but he went for a piss but didn't return and I fear Marlurxia got hold of him. Emo boy, what did you drink?" Larxene asked the Drunken Schemer.
"Jusht thish egg-hic-nog there"
"That's not eggnog you emo idiot" Larxene left them again to go look for Roxas.
"It'sh not?" Zexion said before passing out. Sora and Riku, who started drinking the same stuff, rolled Zexion's limb body under the table. At least now no one could accuse them for fighting against the organization again. Then Riku pulled Sora over to a closet. However, before reaching it, the door next to it slammed open and squished them against the wall. Roxas came running in the room, sweat pouring from him. He hid behind the Christmas tree for a while, then went over to the buffet. He grabbed himself one of the drinks Zexion swirled down before. The teen took it up to his lips but dropped it as he saw Marlurxia walk in the room. He ducked and crawled under the table. The table cloth reached down to the floor and the blond would only be seen if someone lifted it up. He was safe. He started breathing properly against until a voice behind him gave him a heart attack -that was, if he had a heart.
"Mistletoes and pedophiles?"
"Uh-u-h-uh-uh-hu-"
"I'll take that as a yes. Don't worry, you're safe here." The red haired girl said. She turned her attention back to Zexion, whose head was lying on her lap. He seemed unconscious. Roxas' manly senses just kicked in. She was very pretty. Very, very pretty. He started drooling onto his jacket. The red head looked at him oddly. He stopped and started a conversation.
"Uhm, I, er, am, uh, R-roxas" he stuttered.
"I know" she replied in a bored voice. She looked back at Zexion who seemed to be waking up.
"Wazzu'!" he smiled at the girl. "I know you." But the girl looked up again, bored.
"This is getting too mushy! Bye Rox! Bye Zexy!" The two boys looked at her confused but were interrupted by someone pulling up the table cloth.
"ROXAS! There you are! I've been looking for you!" to the relief of them it was Larxene. She pulled them both out from under the table and threw them on a couch. Roxas immediately stood up again and looked under the table but the girl was gone. He frowned and gave everyone puppy dog eyes. Then he saw the great mischief: Axel was coming his way, same for Larxene. They where charging at him for some strange reason. Then he saw Xigbar hanging from the wall with... A MISTLETOE RIGHT ABOVE HIS HEAD!! Roxas decided quickly: stop, drop, roll. Unfortunately Larxene and Axel couldn't stop themselves and ran into each other. And kissed under the mistletoes! Everyone just went: Aww... in the meantime, Roxas escaped outside. Marlurxia was the first to wake up from his trance. He went around the room hanging up mistletoes everywhere. Soon, most people in the room were kissing. Aww... let's ruin it! The red haired girl reappeared in the room. She looked at the couples in disgust. She stopped time and replaced some limbs, swapped some people around and created mainly chaos. She finished up with burning the Christmas tree and putting Axel and Larxene right next to it. She left the room again and time went on as usual. After five minutes people were finally catching on.
"AXEL! GET THE BEEP OFF ME!!!"
"YOU RAN INTO ME!!!!!!!!GOT IT MEMORIZED?!!"
"HOW ABOUT YOU MEMORIZE THIS?!!!!" Larxene shot some lighting across the room, knocking out all non-fighting-people. Lexeaus just noticed his last Christmas tree burned to a cinder.
"..."
"WHAT?! I DIDN'T BURN DOWN THE TREE!!! STOP ACCUSING ME!!!!!!!!"
"THEN WHY IS THERE NOTHING LEFT BUT A PILE OF ASHES??!!!!!!!!"
"..."
"NOOOOO!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE DON'T KILL ME LEXE-" Axel was cut off by a large rock falling on him. At that moment Xemnas walked in.
"WHAT THE BEEP IS GOING ON IN HERE?!!" Every one went quiet. Lexeaus spoke first.
"..."
"OH REALLY?! THAT'S STILL NO REASON TO KEEP YELLING LIKE THAT! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK!"
"But superior..."
"WHAT?!!"
"You're the only one yelling."
"OH"
"Sorry, superior, won't happen again."
"I KNOW IT WON'T CAUSE THE PARTY IS OVER!!! EVRY ONE, GO HOME!!! NOW!!!"
Everyone left. Each member went back to their room, grumbling and making plans about next years X-mas. Larxene and Axel stayed behind.
"Where's Roxas?"
Outside in Marlurxia's well kept rose garden, a blond and a red head were making out under mistletoes.
Roxas: I hate you so much!
Red head: awww, u know I love that cutscene!
Roxas: wha? no I wasn't- gaah!
Red head: tehe
Roxas: I hate you, I really do.
Red head: I luv u 2 Roxy
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