so, I decided to continue. cuz of KeybladeGirlXIV. she's awesome. if u want, u can have a nobody in here, u just gotta tell me about her and who she's uh, joined forces with. friends and stuff, who she rather hangs with. drop a review plz

Cause the last few chaps were mainly about Roxas, he's forbidden to be in the next 3 so they will be more about... LEXEAUS! -turns spotlight to Lexeaus who stood half dived in the fridge-

Lexeaus: ...

Red haired girl: I know it was him, ur innocent, as always

Lexeaus: ...

Red haired girl: aww, but ur already never mentioned. A, well, I'll torture someone else then

Lexeaus: ...

Red haired girl: but he's my fave! Next 2 Rox of course

Blond messenger guy: Roxas says that he knew you'd put him in here and he still hates you for it

Red haired girl: that's so sweet, I luv him 2

ENJOY!!

"Boys-"

"AHEM?!"

"-and lady, we ran out of food. Now please, do not panic."

Every one was silent during the first bit but lost it after the second.

"NOMORECOFFEEE?!!!!I'MGONNAHAVEANONHEARTATTACK!!!"

"As if! There's still some left in the fridge!"

"Sadly there isn't. My experiment ate it."

"What?! Stupid Riku Replica! Whose idea was it anyway to make it?!"

"I could cut myself..."

"..."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"I swear that the piles of ashes in the kitchen have nothing to do with me, got it memorized?"

"Does that include the extremely expensive and clean water I need for my plants?! They're gonna die without it!!"

"Use Demyx instead! How the beep did we run out?!"

"-"

"You're strictly forbidden in this! Now go to your room and sulk about it!"

An invisible boy ran out of the room, crying.

"Sai'x you're so cold! He's just a kid!"

"Yeah!"

"B-"

"SHUT UP AND LISTEN YOU BEEPS! We need to make a list of things we need before going out cause I'm not buying any stupid crap like last time!" Every one looked at Marlurxia.

"Hey! We could use that other castle as a summer castle! And it should look nice when we're there, right?"

"Anyway, what do we need?" Xemnas took out pencil and paper.

"Food."

"Soda."

"Drugs. For experiments, I mean"

"..."

"Same as Lexeaus."

"Blue hair dye."

"Coke and hair gel! Got it-"

"Yes, yes, I know, Axel."

"COFFEE!"

"Rum."

"Really expensive and clean water an-"

"That's enough from you, XI.(11)"

"Tampons and Diapers." Every one looked at the Savage Nymph.

"First: just cause I'm a nobody doesn't change the fact that I'm still a woman and second: they're for not-aloud-to-mention-boy." Every one kept glaring but turned their attention to the man who just burst into the room. He looked the same age as Axel and Demyx, had blond hair and green eyes. He shouted at the assembled organization with a familiar voice.

"Someone has the following message for you: You promised not to tell! Now everyone knows! I hate you!" Just before he turned and left, he added "Oh, and get some more of that sea salt ice cream, I almost forgot."

The organization stood there dumbfounded.

"Was that who I think it was...?"

"I don't know but we need to get going." Said Xemnas and opened a black portal. Everyone stepped in and found themselves in a back alley. Xemnas strutted forward, the rest following until they reached... THE MALL. They drooled over it for no particular reason. Fresh, cool air greeted them inside. Xemnas spoke again.

"Ok, to avoid what happened last time we-" the superior looked around. Sai'x was slowly creeping away from him. Everyone else had already left. Xemnas grabbed the Luna Diviner by his hood.

"Oh no you don't! We're gonna get the others later for this... but for now we need to get the things on the list." And so he dragged Sai'x into the next grocery store.

-Meanwhile-

"..."

"Exactly."

"..."

"Me too."

"..."

"Ok, now you're being selfish."

"..."

"I know, he is."

"..."

"WHAT?! Are you serious?!"

"..."

"You saw them?!"

"..."

"Liar."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Ok, ok, don't get mad at me, just wanted to try it once..."

"..."

-Elsewhere-

"PARADISE!"

"Demyx, before you start ordering-"

"Alatte,coffee,cappuccino,andactuallyeverythingyougotthathascaffeinenit!!!"

"Sure!" said the waiter and jumped away.

"-something, we don't have any munny!"

"Now you bloody jinxed it. I hope they have rum."

"As if! You believe in that crap?!"

"It's true. You should, too."

"It's bullshit. I'll prove it to you then."

"Just don't make any more trouble, Xigbar."

"We should leave anyway, before the waiter-"

"Here you go! Everything that contains caffeine! That would be 13869 munny!"

"-comes with the stuff and the bill."

"Told you so."

-A the same time-

"There! Again!"

"Huh?"

"Didn't you see the red-"

"Calm down, you're making a fuss out of nothing."

"Swear by Kingdom Hearts, that pyro is following me!"

"You reckon?"

"Of course! He was just there! And before that he was behind us and-"

"Larxene, that over there was a girl with red hair."

"Was it? Well the guy is so anorexic, he could easily pass as one."

"You're hallucinating, hoping to see things that aren't really there. Trust me, I know."

"You're intending to say that I WANT to see HIM?!"

"Maybe you don't but your inactive part of your brain does."

"Inactive part of my brain."

"Everyone's brain has an inactive part. Axel-"

"Dare speak his name and I'll kill you, even in front of those witnesses!"

"-'s inactive part as example is his conscience, I think. Or his emotional side in which however we all lack on."

"Uhuh. But that doesn't change the fact that HE IS BEEPING FOLLOWING ME!"

"Where is he then?"

"Right THERE!"

"Uhm, that's the red haired girl you pointed out before."

"Not there, THERE." Red spikes quickly vanished behind a fountain. Zexion stood dumbfounded.

-Somewhere not very far from there-

"Beep! Beeeeeeeeeeeeep! Beep beep beep beep! Beep..."

"Mommy, is that an idiot?"

"Ssh, he can hear you!"

-Back at the Castle That Never Was-

Someone put on 'Lonely' by Akon. Then said someone went back to crying.

-In the grocery store-

Xemnas checked the list one last time.

Food- they had so much, it would last them for the next few years.

Soda- same as above.

Drugs- some panadol should do the trick.

Polish stuff- wonder why both Zexion and Lexeaus need it but he got it anyway.

Blue hair dye- got that, tons.

Coke- only the one without that much sugar.

Hair gel-essential for not only Axel but the entire organization and when Axel says they needed more, they were out of everything, so he got gallons of the stuff.

Coffee- he hesitated, knowing it doesn't do good too number IX, but other members needed a revive every morning so he got it.

Rum- Luxord could get it himself in Port Royal, but he still got a bottle knowing how lazy one can be.

Water- he bought the cheap stuff, as he always had, XI shouldn't make a fuss out of it, next time he'll make Xigbar pee in a bottle and tell XI it's extra for his flowers...

Sea salt ice cream- tons, the stuff was addictive...

Tampons and diapers- oh dear lord, why couldn't Larxene do it herself?!

"Sai'x! Split up, you get the tampons for Larxene, I'll get the diapers for you-know-who."

Before Sai'x could protest, Xemnas went to get the diapers. And just because he's the evil superior of an evil organization bound to do evil things and overthrow Kingdom Hearts with their evil plans and turn all the worlds into evil stuff... with lots of evilness, not to mention...anyway, because of that he bought the ones with rainbows, love hearts and elves on them. And also because if he bought them, he'd get a free fluffy bunny.

Sai'x was confused. He was mentally challenged. Tampons. Loads. Different sizes. Different shapes. Different colors. Even different scents... why in Kingdom Hearts would a woman need to wear tampons that smell like strawberries?! Females are complicated beings... Sai'x just picked one from each sort and went back to meet Xemnas. It took about an hour until everything was sent through the portal to The Castle That Never Was. Sai'x went back as well. Xemnas quickly rounded up the gang. The only ones missing now were Marlurxia, Axel, and Larxene. Zexion said something about Larxene being stalked and Vexen who had been with Marlurxia all the time said that the Graceful Assassin wanted to help Axel with something. Nevertheless, they didn't had to worry any longer because Marlurxia came running towards them.

"Black portal! We need to go!"

"I'm not leaving without Axel and Larxene!"

At that moment Axel came running around the corner. Xemnas gave a relieved expression. Then he saw Larxene crashing through a wall, chasing Axel, both followed by hundreds of security guards. The electricity was already failing and kunai randomly hit people. Xemnas' relief faded.

"Time to go."

A black was made and everyone fled from Larxene's wrath. Whatever Axel had done, it had made her really mad. Extremely really mad.

watch pirates of the caribbean 2 and you could picture the last part better...

who's the mysterious blond messenger? first person gets a review and maybe fave on every story they got!

incase you haven't figured it out yet, the guy talking to Lexeaus is mostly Xaldin. about the tampon thing: they do exist!! I swear, they do! I saw tampons that smell like strawberries! even as a woman, I am confused...

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