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Nothing but Sense Ch.4
Scene: In the magical room of requirement, Malfoy is stirring…
Characters: The usual, come on people it's not that hard to remember…
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H: Bored, bored, bored, bored…
HP: He's waking up!
M: Everyone put these masks on!
S: (putting mask on) Why?
PP: (Flies around Sam's head)
M: They hide your identity!
H: Wow. This is complicated spell work! I could barely do this…Where did you get them?
M: Uhh…I made them.
H: How did you of all people do this???
M: Dunno, it was no biggy.
H: (no mumbling to herself) How, that spell…man, I couldn't…
Ma: (now fully awake) Where am I? Who are you? My father will hear about this!
H: (in Darth Vader voice) Malfoy…I am your father!!!!
Ma: But you're a girl.
H: Uh…well…this is a bit awkward.
S: (transformed into a cold heartless woman) Shut up boy!
Ma: Wow…you're hot! So you…married or something…
S: (rolls eyes) Actually, I'm engaged, to him. (points toward peter)
PP: Hi, sweety!
M: And I'm their adorable daughter!
Ma: Great, some freaky family kidnapped me for god knows why…and now they are al insane!!! I'm gonna die with a bunch of insane people!!!! I want my mum!
H: I know why we kidnapped you….
(Evil grins)
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30 minutes later:
Ma: What did you mad people do to me? (looks in mirror) Oh….nothing. Now please let me go, my dad will pay you money if you like….
H: Sure!
PP: Get out!
M S: Out! (Throws Malfoy out of the room)
HP: That was genius! Make him look like a girl to everyone but himself!
(Everyone laughs)
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Sayuri Here! Please Review….I'm soo sad…
Plus I was thinking of re-writing this story, in an actual story format…and I would like to hear your opinions.
FLAME ME, I NEED TO COOK SOME HOT-DOGS!