A Sunny Place for a Legendary Shinobi to lay his head.

I do not own Naruto, it was created by Masashi Kishimoto, who I give my money to in exchange for Naruto goodies.

HinaSasu / SasuHina (One sided SakuSasu) Depending on how much you like Sakura you may think this is a bit harsh, if you don't like her you may think it fair.

Content Mature

Hinata Hyuga by her bedroom window gazing dreamily outside, the sun highlighted her expressive light eyes. In her hands she held a book "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Enhancing Self-Esteem" lightly in her hands forgotten.

Hinata smiled to herself, enjoying some relaxation time for the first time today. While everybody else had spent today laughing and playing in the wonderful sunshine, Hinata had been up early first delivering the world largest get well card to the Hokage's tower.

Then buying fresh flowers for the Hyuga compound something her father actually trusted her judgement. She used to be solely responsible for all the Hyuga laundry, however since she washed some rather racy red underwear sets accidentally in with the traditional robes her responsibilities had been reduced. She was surprised that her father had not renounced her claim as Heiress that day, but as he refused to leave the house in his rather attractive, in Hinata opinion, robes to complete the necessary paperwork she remained the heiress.

And besides she knew her Father actually had kept his pink robes to relax in and had even spotted him late at night with a face mask adorned, hair up in a towel and fluffy pink slippers to match.

After her chores at home where completed she had gone straight to the training grounds to work on her techniques, and had worked solidly for at least four hours before the unpleasant incident with Sakura and Sasuke. She shuddered at the memory, and rubbed her arms while scrunching her eyes closed.

She had easily spotted first Sasuke arrive, and then Sakura, she had then been forced to watch Sakura's mounting of the Uchiha which as the only virgin Kunoichi of age left in the village had made her decidedly uncomfortable. Having decided to leave although they were blocking the only exit out Hinata had been forced to walk straight passed them to leave. As Sakura was decidedly engrossed in Sasuke and Sasuke was clearly equally engrossed in Sakura, although he looked rather annoyed about this to Hinata.

Employing every skill in the Ninja Handbook namely "sneaking" and "being quiet" Hinata crept past the pair avoiding detection with distinction. Inwardly sighing that her accomplishment went by unnoticed, although that was the point. Sadly as Hinata was concentrating so completely on creeping past she was surprised to hear Sakura suddenly yell somehow managed to miss her footing and fall backwards.

First she hit Sakura, smashing her into Sasuke and then Hinata herself tumbling right over so she was in effect sat legs spayed on Sasuke's chest. Hinata was dazed momentarily; before her eyes met with Sasuke she had never spent time with the Uchiha before but suddenly found herself with skin to skin contact causing unbearable warmth to spread through her body. Not really, but for Hinata it was the closest she had really ever been to anyone in an intimate fashion. And she was quit certain displaying your "area" to a man was quite intimate.

As the heat travelled up her body, she regretted not having her coat, but Hanabi had gotten her back for the pink robes by "losing" it. She was suddenly so very aware of Sasuke's eyes roaming her body and of shame filled her up from the core. In comparison to Sakura lithe frame, her curves must repulse Sasuke, judging by the way his eyes where fixed on her it must be.

Hinata shuddered as she remembered how Sasuke eyes how dark, piercing and intense his gaze had been. She sighed; she worried how she would ever find someone to love her. She had always hoped Naruto would fall for her somehow, but her Father had ruled Naruto off the list of eligible bachelors since he became Hokage. The Hyuga demanded anyone joining the family have no other commitments above the continuation of the clan, being Hokage Naruto's dream had sadly taken away Hinata's.

There was a knock at her bedroom door, which startled Hinata, "C..Come in." She sputtered.

A head of pink hear appeared around the door, Sakura.

"Hey Hinata-Chan, your sister let me in, I have a favour to ask you, is now a good time?" Sakura smiled happily.

Hinata nodded, remembering her offer during that morning. That was typical Sakura straight in for the kill and Hinata already had the feeling she would be the sacrificial lamb by the desperate glint showing beneath Sakura happy face.

"Well, it's a biggie Hinata I won't lie to you, and I need this to remain between you, me and Sasuke-Kun kay?" Said Sakura as she closed the bedroom door and kneeled on the floor.

Another nod from Hinata, who closed the window and sat on the floor furtively with Sakura.

"Hai, Sakura-Chan, please continue."

"Well, you know how Sasuke and I are meant to be right?"

Another nod, everybody knew Sakura had rid Sasuke of all other fan girls with her unswerving belief her and Sasuke would be together. The majority of fan girls has disappeared due to a fear of Sakura's terrible strength.

"Good, so as a FRIEND you would do anything to help me right?"

Another nod, Hinata was a helpful girl

"So you know how Sasuke is not the most..." Sakura paused "...Sexual person, ne?"

Another nod, then Hinata eyes widened as she realised just what Sakura was speaking about.

"S..Sakura-Chan! Why do I need to know this?!" Hinata squeaked horrified.

"Shh Hinata!" Sakura snapped, "Let me continue."

Hinata nodded feeling embarrassed and flushed already, and hoping the ground would swallow her up, she might by 19 but she did not need to know about a friend's sex life.

"Ok, I've found a way to get closer to Sasuke, but I need your help to do it, will you help me? Pllleeease?"

Hinata paused, it was her nature to please and it was nice to see other together, and hopefully she would not need to do anything too arduous to help Sakura maybe just get Sasuke somewhere maybe?

"I suppose Sakura-Chan, what do you need me to do?"

Sakura's face lit up, now came the difficult part explaining to the innocent Hinata what was expected of her. Fortunately she had come prepared with some books from the Hokage's private stash as visual aids. She held a picture of two women with a man.

"Heard of a threesome Hinata-Chan?"

Hinata's eye's almost popped out of her heard, looking at the picture. One woman appeared to be sitting on the man's lap area and the other on his face... for some reason. Horrified she saw Sakura had written names and drawn arrow to who was who in the picture. She saw Sakura expected to place her area in Sasuke's face.

Not being able to process anymore and with a little of her innocence stolen, Hinata fainted.

This was a little more serious because it was more Hinata focused.

Thanks to all the people who have reviewed, you all made me laugh and smile and encouraged me to write the second chapter tonight.

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Just to address concerns there will be more Sasuke Hinata but I quite enjoy the stories that build up the big event so I will be working to that sort of formulae.

Also Sakura is very fun to write in this so most of the humour will come from her; Sasuke and Hinata together will mostly be serious.

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