All right so Harry Potter and the Oracle for Hire is a littel simaler. :cofing sond: All right so thare exatly identical.BUT!
Thare is a reason! They are the same but will chang when harry go's to the DD world.
HPMDD is more evend out with the comic and its a slash fic Szark/Harry or Siggy/Harry. In this Harry is turnd into a girl by dubeldoor (In casse you can't tell I'm misspelling his name on purpes) to unlock his hiden powers or sumpten like that, Bump and stunt are in it, and harry is some kind of nobel lady. Lastly Lilly is Dominic aunt you will see how later. if i can figirout how.
One more thin I just wanted to say. When I started reading HP I didn't prononse snapes name right so insted of calling him profeser Snape he was Profeser Snapel. this will come up later and than you will understand, onlylatter.
The next morning harry woke up to shouting.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FREAKS!" obvesly Vernon.
"STAY AWAY FROM MY PRESSES DUDDYKINS!" Putuna.
"MOMMY HIDE ME!" Duddykins.
"Madom I asure you we are not going to harm you in any way." Harry fround that had to be dubeldoor.
"Albus just ask them whare his room is and lets get him." Snape? Why would dubeldoor bring him? Finaly opaning his eyes he looked at ware hedwings perch was. She wasn't thare. Maybe she went out erlyer for an erly mornig fly? Hopefully Vernon hadn't doon any thing to her.
"He up stares! The third door!" Dudley yelled. He could hear dubeldoor and snape come up the steps.
"It can't be..." He heard snape wisper. He heard some one try to open the door. For some reson he found this funny. So Snape Still think I'm a spoilt brate? Dose Draco get treated like this? Of corse not his parents actuly care about him! They want him to be a powerfull wizerd. They didn't try and beat his magical abelitys out of him did they!
He heared one of them cast a spell "Alohamora"
The door opend.
"Oh dear Merlin." He craked his eyes open agen. When did he close them? He must be quite the site. He was skin and bone you could see his ribs and cont them all. Thare wear larg hand shaped bruses, long cuts, wide gashes (but those had all redy healed), and lastly right across his uper chest was the still open cuts of "FREAK" that his uncel had given him that morning.
Of cors ther wear other word writen. He had "WORTHLESS" right underneth his belly butten, "MURDERER" on the uper part of his back, "ABNOMAL" on the iner thie of his left leg, and "FAG" on the small of his back. And of corse his famly culdn't give him fresh sheets or let him wash them so he was literly sleeping in his own blood every night.
"Profeser Dombledore..." He looked tords his profeser and looked at him. He was pale and thare was a green tint to the old mans face for onese his eyes wernt twinkeling marrely but were flat and dull. Turning his gase to the potions profeser. He was paler then normal and his eyes were glinting dangerusly and for some reason he felt cromfert from that fact.
"Harry...I'm so sory. I didn't think that...I never dreamed they would...If I had known." for the first time he known the head master he seemed at a loss of words.
"Albus we need to cleen him up." snape said quietyl. Walking up to harry side he ponted his wand to him and muterd "Scourgify" Instantly he felt all the dirt and sweht and blood evaperatet.
"Harry I'm sorry if we had known we would never have let you retun here but unfortunatly we didn't come because of this"
dubeldoor said from the door frame. "Tom knows ware you are. He also knows that snape is a spy for the order."
Harry gasped. He knows ware I am! Is coming here? How did he know snape was a spy? How is he still alive? and other qustons ran thrue his head but he was so shocked that he coudn't voce them
"I know you wold have peferd the burrow but to many peopel know ware it is. Grimly place is out of the queston. I have reason to belive that ther is a spy or two in ower ranks. And things are so caotic that no one in Hogwarts can stay to gard you"
Stoping to take a breth Dumbeldoor seemed to be gathiring his thohts. "I need to tell you that your mother had another sister he name is Miranda Deegan. I know your wondering why I never told you about her but you see grandmother Ixia was lillys moter and Balin was Miranda's. From what I gather Balin had a row with his wife so did ixia they met in a bar it was a one night thing and they saw each other agen. From what I know your mother never knew about it and neather did you gradfather."
"But if my mom never knew about it..How do you?" He asked confused.
"I met Ixia and in a fit of gilt she told me. You see your mother wasn't a mugelborn she was a halfblood. I traked Balin down and fond out that he was a wizerd and had a larg family. I didn't want to medal with your parents lifes and I desided that I wold tell her about it soon but the war heated up your grand parents wear killed all of the potters except your father then you wer born and they were killed. I had origanly pland for you to go to Miranda but when I whent to her she could not would not take you in. She had three children and also did not want any thing to do with her grand fathers love childs child.
So I broht you here. I want you to know that if I had known this wold happen I would have tryed harder to have made her take you in. Can you for give me?" he asked locking his gase with harrys eyes silently pleading for harry to forgive him.
"I...I...I can't forgive you for something that wasn't your falt. You had no way of knowing this would happen, but why did you tell me about mums sister? I'm gessing that's ware I'm going sense you told me about her."
Dubeldoor nodded. "Yes harry. You see your Aunt Miranda lives on a contanint hidden by magic. It has littel to no contact with the rest of the world and because of that Tom has no support thare and most likely dosn't evan know of its existans,
but we must discise you. You see befor we go we must make a side trip to Diagon Alley." Seeing that harry was about to protest he rased his hand. "You will see in a moment. Severus the potion pleas."
Snape reached into his ropes and pulled out a small vile and a small cube. He handed the vile to harry and enlargd the small cube.
"After you take the potion put the clothes in the box on." Snape informed him curtly. Harry nodded.
The two profesers left leving harry to take the potion.
Un-corking the vile he lifted it up in a mock tost "Well Bottems up!" Downing it in a singel gulp.
Ugh! oh god that was discusting! it tasted of dirty swet socks and dog shit. Slowly he felt a tingley feeling spreed thrue his body. The open wounds on his body closed. Some of his scares faded, broken or craked bones fused back to gether his magic resivars refiled and he changed genders.
OH MY GOD! I think that sumes it up! OH MY FUCKING HOLEY GOD! I'M A GIRL! A FRIKEN GIRL! WAS THIS SUPOSED TO HAPPEN?
"pro-Profeser Dumbeldore?" MY VOCE IT..IT..IT SONDED LIKE A GIRL VOCE! "Um..Are-are thare-thare any um sid-sid a-a-afects th-th-that you uh...um f-f-f-f-forg-g-got t-t-t-to menton?"
"It's all part of your discise." he said asuringly.
My discise! I lost maybe two inces, my uh..well you know, and had at least a dubbelD chest! My hair had gone from allmost toching my ear(lonest) to about my calfs! Knowing full and well that I coudn't leave like this un-clothed I opend the box that was the proper under garments and after a few minits I maniged to get them on.
Then I realised some thing else ther was a dress. Well..at least it wasn't to girly. It was a plane white dress with long sleves a t-shirt like coller and reached my ankels, over top of it was a sort of dress that added a bit of coler to it. It was a slevels and tide in the front it looked sort of like a long vest. It was a deep scarlet that maced the shoes.
Sudanly I heard a flaping nose. Hedwing. You don't know how good it is to see you right now.
When Hedwing flew in she nerly flew right back out wondering ware her littel boy-wizerd had gone and who was this girl-witch was when she spoke to her in the way only her boy-wizerd. Boy-wizerd! What happend to you? The girl-witch wiped her eyes Dobeldoor. Hedwing blinked. He gave me a potion to heal me and aparenty it was to discise me too. Hedwing felt a strong protective instists flow into her. How dare the old-one harm her boy-wizerd! How dare he harm her littel man-chick!
Hedwing. I need to talk to seeingstones and then we're leaving. She said. All right boy-wizerd.
Ssseingsstonesss+
Yesss Healinglight+
I need you to clime on to my arm+
Why+
One of my teacherssss isss here to take usss away+
As seeingstones slitherd up her arm he began to talk.
Why do you ssssmel ssso diferent? You sssmelt like a male befor and now you ssssmel of a female+
My teachersss changed me sssso that they could hide me from an enamy+
Ssso it wasss to protect you+
Yesss+
Veay well+
As soone as seeingstonets was saftly raped arond her arm his head resting on his sholder. She bent down and toke out her wand, inviability clock, Photo allbume, and the Maroders map.
Come on hedwing. she said as she tund tord the door. Hedwing felw over and landed on her sholder. We're going to met Aunt Miranda.
God! Chapter 2 finiched. Good. It's 1:04 am. It's not spellcheked but it's going up because I'm tired! Please revew if you do!
I'll go out and buy me a muese! mabe 2 to add witty banter in the begining or end of eatch chapter. So Good night! Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bugs bite! Don't let the door nobe hit ya ware the dog shod have bit ya!
Next chapter what dose harry look like, dobeldoors and snapelsreacton to seeingstones, Diagon alley, Gringots, Siris Will, and shoping lots of shoping.