One Drunken Night

Chapter 2

Wow, haven't posted a second chapter for this in a while have I? Thought I'd better. And as for that Tifa enjoying fighting thing last chapter? That is because the pixilated model used for Tifa in battles is one where she is always smiling. Especially during the victory pose. Anyway, for the next chapter!

Disclaimer: Tifa, Elena and Yuffie are Square's. Kandi, Katrina and Ram are Amazon's and Akalara is Dantesdarkqueen's. Suffice to say, they do not belong to me.

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The ladies staggered out of the second bar after Yuffie took the phrase "spiking" a bit to literally. They had been thrown out after the hyper-active Ninja dropped a small shuriken in some ones drink. Who it was? They couldn't tell but it was possibly near the person who had tried a pick up line on her. Walking down the dimly lit street arm in arm. A few men lurking around corners had the gal to attempt to mug them but were quickly swatted away. The latest victim was currently clutching his nose in pain not 10 feet away from the group.

The next bar on the hit list was one that normally a Turk wouldn't think of entering on normal occasions. The music was to soft for one thing, too bubble gum. It was the bar where everybody managed to make total asses of themselves if they were drunk and gave the designated drivers a small portion of revenge on their smashed counter-parts. It was the bar and nightclub that had to have one of those arcade dancing games.

And the first thing someone who had enough alcohol in them to take down a full grown rhino was play on it.

Yuffie began to snicker "Hey boobs." She drawled "I bet I could kick your ass at that."

"Whi- which one Yuffster, there are…" she paused for a moment, taking in the number of machines that she could see "… four of them." She managed, swaying slightly.

"Bullshit!" Katrina exclaimed "there's only two of them."

"You girls really need to learn how to hold back the booze." Ram said while shaking her head. "There's only one machine and its occupied."

"Sho?" Kandi slurred.

"God I hate being the one who has to be slightly sober and responsible 24/7." Ram muttered to herself.

"Ish not my fault I don't function without having at least 2 bottles of vodka at night." Katrina said defensively. Ram face palmed.

"The things you'd do wrong without me…" She sighed.

"That's why you love us! As friends of course." Kandi replied.

"Okay, tournament style?" Elena asked.

"Howsh that going to work? There's 7 of us." Tifa asked. Katrina and Yuffie had sneaked off during the barely tangible conversation to try and relieve the people occupying the machine to get off. This of course involved Katrina asking as nicely as she could to the man of the couple and showing him some cleavage. Just enough to convince him but not enough for it to go beyond that.

"Fuck girl, you've gotta teach me how to do that." Yuffie commented

"Nah, you're too flat." Katrina retorted.

"Oh you are so getting owned for that one."

"Bring it on."

"Its already brung."

Both girls paused for a moment at the ninja's last comment. "Lame." They both agreed before stepping on to the machine and accidentally picking the hardest song to dance to, they both got on to the good start with the alcohol not seemed to have dulled there senses or skills at all. It was one minute into the song and so far they hadn't missed one single step between them. Until of course the other women in the troupe had spotted them and started cheering for them.

"Kick her ninja ass Trina!"

"Show her that your not just the female Reno!"

"Teach her a lesson Yuffie!"

"This can not end well…"

And right on cue, the two turned around out of distraction and stumbled into each other. Yuffie being the smaller of the two was pushed over and into the crowd of people causing a domino effect to take place knocking down half the patrons leaving the two women at the centre of the whole scenario laughing on the floor before pulling each other up. The song was about to end when Yuffie quickly took the opportunity to place her left hand quickly on the right pad, just giving her the win.

"Cheater." Kandi growled trying to hold back a grin. Yuffie just stuck her tongue out.

"My turn!" Akalara shouted, pulling Elena up for a turn.

"Hey!" said one of the people who was in line for the machines before the two women collapsed on them.

"Shut up, most people would have died for the chance to have me fall on them." Said Yuffie.

"Nothing like a bit of ego to help with the fact your panties are now on the floor." Kandi commented sending Yuffie into a fit searching around for hr lost lingerie "gotcha!" Kandi said as the Turks broke out in laughter.

Tifa took another sip of her drink before throwing it down Kandi's black top. "Hey!" The indignant Amazon shouted.

"I just wondered if you brought any chocolate with you, I need something to eat." Tifa said with an innocent expression on her face.

"You could have just asked you know."

"I didn't want to be disappointed if there weren't anything hidden in that sexy little thing."

All the women paused and stared at Tifa in shock.

"What did I say?" Tifa asked.

"Did you… just call my outfit sexy?" Kandi managed, the shock of Tifa's second to last sentence cancelling out the alcohol.

"So? What else was I supposed to say to describe it?"

"Fair point." Kandi admitted, she was really flattered. If the girl with breasts the Size of volleyballs was saying she looked sexy in her get up, it must be. She thought to herself dismissing all possibilities that Tifa was into women at all.

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Let this be a lesson, DDR and drink does not mix well. But if you are already drunk then chances are you won't care.

Random FFIX friendly monster: I would appreciate a review.