One Drunk Night part 3
A/N: I would like to make a following announcement. I have changed my pen name. That is all.
Wait, What? I used a colon just to tell my subscribers that my pen-name has changed? What the fuck? Most people already know it by now anyway.
Real A/N: Yes this fic is alive and well. It hasn't been updated because I have too many damn fics going on at once plus revision for my January exams, one of which is on Tuesday. So it can get a bit hectic. Anyway, enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or locations, or one of the jokes. You'll know which one it is when you see it.
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3 bars down… a number yet to go. That was one of the problems with any sort of bar crawl. You loose count after the second… or was it the third… whatever, the point is you loose count on the number of bars you drink at. As well as forgetting which one was next on the list so it was not an uncommon occurrence to walk into the wrong bar.
Say accidentally walking into an all male gay bar for one thing.
Hey, it can happen!
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The actual fourth bar on the list was about one block away, the girls however made the mistake of turning right out of the DDR machine bar instead of left. The place they found themselves in was not their usual spot.
"God what is this place? I thought we left the last one to escape from the tuti fruity shit, not to make it worse!" Kandi groaned.
"Please, at least its clean, the drinks are good too. Hopefully." Yuffie said in response, staggering over to the bar.
"She cannot hold her licker, can she Kat?" Asked Elena pointing and sniggering at the Wutain.
"Hey, maybe this place isn't so bad. I mean look at all the guys here. They're so desperate for some action that they're making out with themselves!" Akalara said.
"I don't think they're practicing…" Tifa said.
"Oh." The Turks said in unison, realising what kind of bar this was.
"Oh…" Their tone picking up, indicating an interest.
"Ohhhh!" Now smiles plastering their faces, the imaginations running wild.
"Oh." They said dejectedly.
"What are the odds we'll see Reno in here?" Ram asked innocently. Causing them to all laugh out in unison and a certain red-head who had just entered, on upon seeing the group, to back away silently and leg it down the street. Yuffie returned with an angry look on her face. Katrina looked over the ninja's shoulder to see the bartender clutching his nose.
"Stupid prick wont serve me!" Yuffie complained, stamping her foot.
"That's because Yuff," snigger "It's an all male gay bar." Elena told her.
"What are the odds we'll find Reno here?" Yuffie asked.
"Already done that joke." Ram told her.
"Damn."
"We'll then ladies," Akalara began "we have two options, burn this place to the ground or go find somewhere else."
"I vote torch the place!" Katrina squealed, raising her hand.
"Me too!" Yuffie piped in.
"No." Was the stern reply from Elena and Yuffie. The three who wanted to raise some hell dejectedly went along with what the superior said.
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The actual fourth bar on the list was a small sports pub by the activity centre. There was rock on the music players and the drinks were very strong. The only real complaint was that the people in the bar tended to get a bit rowdy if there was a divided opinion about a game. Often this would start at general yelling before breaking into a brawl.
Not the sort of place you want to be if you can't take care of yourself but for people who were itching to punch someone it was perfect.
"Now this is more like it!" Kandi said taking a drink of her beer.
"Shh, the Kalm Cougars are playing the Junon Jesters." Kandi scowled at the barman, he wasn't wrong however. All the men were crowded around a large TV set on the sports channel. There was a clear divide between the groups though indicating a divided support.
A volatile situation to say the least, it only required one person to say the other team sucked and there would be a shove, then a punch, and then someone would crack a bottle over someone's head.
So it was typical that Yuffie would sneak up behind one group of supporters and said in her deepest possible voice "Jesters are crap."
The effect was instantaneous, voices were raised between the two sides, Yuffie backed away towards the girls with a smile plastered across her face.
"Why did you do that Yuffie?" Tifa scolded, Yuffie merely shrugged her shoulders.
"Bored." Was the one word response. The Turks smiled as they saw the scene unfold before them.
"Wanna join in?" Katrina asked her co-workers.
"Nah, I'm good." Elena said.
"Absolutely not. One of us is going to have to break it up since you started it." Tifa said, staring daggers at Yuffie and Katrina.
"How are we going to break up a bar brawl?" Asked Kandi, quite content to just watch the whole fight.
"You could try flashing them!" Akalara joked before someone was send sprawling into the group, knocking over her drink. "Oh it's on now."
The Turk charged into the scene, followed by the remainder of the Turks and Yuffie. They were just to eager for them not to have a fight. The drunks were quickly dealt with, not as fast as they would have done normally but bare in mind the copious quantities of alcohol consumed.
"Umm excuse me… they're picking up the tab." Tifa said to the barman, pointing towards the women who were decimating the regular patrons.
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Ah the bar brawl. Apologies to Amazon Turk as this was supposed to be her suggestion but I just didn't have enough material to make the gay bar idea stretch out and fill an entire chapter.