One Drunken Night
Okay, writers block on all my other fics. And I mean ALL of them. "The Only One He Ever feared" and "No Good Can Come Of This" (note to self, make shorter titles for fics) both had a chapter in the pipeline but it didn't seem to work right. I blame my own inability for descriptive writing, and by that I mean the schools.
However I have been struck with inspiration for this fic so as a break from the scheduled drunkenness, a change in narrative to that of a flash back scene initialy. How did Joel get a camera in there anyway?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except for the plot, a tire, a boot and a book of clichés
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"Hey babe." Joel said, smacking the Turk in charge of the IT department on the rear.
"Hey Joel. I know I'm hot but can you keep your hands off me, at least until Rude leaves the building. He's the jealous type." Kandi said smirking back at Joel.
"Yeah, I know." Joel admitted, that party at Seventh heaven still clear in his mind despite the booze.
"Fuck." The Amazon cursed
"Fuck what?"
"If you were interested with me you'd say I was worth the risk or some romantic crap. Guess I don't have powers over every man in the building." Kandi sighed, returning to the computer screen.
"Powers?"
"Yeah. Like the ability to chose what men say and shit."
Joel just shook his head, maybe the human vending machine had spent a bit too much time around Niki than was considered a safe level.
"Whatever. Listen could you do me a favour here?"
"What kind of favour?" Kandi asked, her interest having been piqued.
"I need you to set up a miniature spy cam for me. Just a small one, something no-one will ever notice."
"A bit of voyeur in mind Joel?"
"Whatever. I just need it done." Joel said
"Please, I could do that blindfolded and with my hands tied behind my back." Kandi scoffed before turning to her danish.
"So, you'll do it?"
"Hell yeah but you'll owe me one for this," A buzzing sound was heard, Kandi reached into her pocket and took out her phone "Hello, Amazon exterminator service, you tag 'em we bag 'em. Oh hey bossman. What? Shit, now? All right." She placed the phone back into her pocket and turned back to the mechanic.
"What did the one with the stick up his ass want?"
"Some bull-shit about paper work, the guy is seriously anal about that stuff. Anyway, I got a program on a flash drive somewhere around here, it'll make it simple so you can do it yourself and get live feed to any monitor you want so long as you got a miniature drill and the small camera." Kandi explained.
"Got it, see you around Kandi, oh and if Rude shows up, I did not smack your ass, okay?" Kandi left the office giggling.
So far that camera had turned out to be a waste of time and RAM. There hadn't been even a single pillow fight since it had been installed. Sure there was the nude footage of the Amazons but if he only wanted that, he could have hooked it up to the women's locker room, then he would have seen even more skin. Where were that lesbian orgies and catfights?
Joel sighed as he left Shin-ra HQ. The camera worked all through the night and recorded when someone was in the room. If there was nothing special he usually just deleted it. But it was still there, just in case.
But what was going to make tonight any different from the rest? He could only hope that they were really drunk off their asses. Karaoke singing drunk.
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A short chapter I know but next will be the Karaoke part of the crawl. And Joel, what little do you know
Reno: Hey! I don't go into gay bars. That was not cool man.
Me: You weren't, you just spotted the group and decided to follow them in case they got hurt.
Reno: Ohhh.
Me: Yeah, you're not gay Reno. Just Bi.
Reno: Hey…
Me: Review please.