One Drunken Night

Just when you think your right, your wrong.

Well its been a wild ride in this ficverse so far. There's been angst, there's been smut. And there's been more slapstick comedy than any of those other factors. Ah.

This will be the last official chapter for this fic but I'm not putting up the completed sign. Why? Because now that I've done one set of outtakes the damn concept of them is contagious and as such there will be another set of outtakes.

Yeah, this was going to be the orgy chapter but I kinda wussed out of it. Don't hate me for it, I doubt many of my readers are that keen on Yuri smut anyway.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except for the plot line which was devised in the many (ZAP)

Reno: He's… just sleeping.

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After 'dispatching' a certain someone who now was constantly looking behind him, the group of friends staggered back to whoever's place was nearest and had the most booze left in. This of course meant a trip to the apartment belonging to the Amazons.

Thanks to Ram's diligent efforts to keep her room-mates happy (read; not killing each other through withdrawal symptoms) by going out and actually buying the stuff they almost had an addiction to, booze for Katrina, mini chocolate donuts for Kandi, there was always something to eat and drink there. Perfect for crashing, sometimes literally, after a night out.

Katrina was the first to stumble through the door after unlocking it, falling to the floor a few steps later, making the other Turks as well as Yuffie and Tifa stumble over her and fall into a pile.

"Ha-ha!" Yuffie mocked to Katrina who was at the bottom of the pile of women.

"Geroff me!" Katrina shouted, trying to roll around in a vain attempt to escape.

"Now where's the booze? Aha." Yuffie said, smirking as she made her way over to the booze cabinet "Is it okay if I nick stuff out the fridge?" She asked.

At that moment in time, Kandi and Katrina seemed to develop super-human strength. Rolling the others off them they both lunged at Yuffie, tackling her to the ground.

"That's a… no then is it?" Yuffie asked before all three of them broke down into laughter, watching Elena, Tifa, Akalara and Ram get up off the floor.

"What?" Elena asked, swaying slightly.

"Nothing, its just-" Kandi managed before they broke out in laughter again.

"What's so funny?"

"Your…"

"My what?"

"your p… we can see your panties." Katrina said before rolling on the floor laughing.

"Fuck!" Elena cursed realising that her jeans that she had worn were now halfway down her legs displaying her yellow panties to the rest of the group.

"I don't think yellow suits you 'Laney. I know it matches your hair an' all but…" Akalara mocked, trying to hold back her own fit of the giggles as Elena pulled her jeans up, her face now deep red.

"Maybe you'd be better off with red." Tifa completed, using the coffee table for support.

"Shut the fuck up you two." Elena said, complete with an accompaniment of sarcastic 'whooooaaa's from the Amazons.

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Joel hated the night shift in the Shinra building for many reasons. One was that the place was rumoured to be haunted by the ghosts of Hojo's former experiments. A rumour that has sparked many pranks among the workers in Shinra, not just the Turks.

Second was the fact that coffee and energy drink don't go together very well. It was a combination that was damn near lethal in large doses, in fact it had caused one target/victim to have a seizure. But unfortunately, he was getting around to that amount of the concoction where he should be thinking about writing a will before it became too late.

Third was the reason he was drinking the damn stuff in the first place. Night shift in the building was fucking boring. There was rarely anyone else there, even Tseng had given up for the night. But someone had to be there, and he drew the short straw today, twice.

First was for the night shift, and second was to organize the Turk movie night. He'd already picked out the Seventh Heaven as a potential venue and marked out some films. A couple of martial arts films with bad dubbing, action packed and comical at the same time! Also he had gotten a copy of the first Comtrex movie, the only good one of the trilogy. Sure the next two had good fights but… they defiantly weren't as good as the original movie.

But that was a couple of weeks away while the paper work on his desk had to be due in… about nine hours time.

His laptop binged to try and break the monotony, he had a new e-mail from Reno. Complete with a video link

Dude, check this out. It's fucking hilarious!

RedHotRed

Despite the fact he should really know better than to trust something sent by Reno he clicked the link. Giving him a pop-up with a video.

We've known each other

For so long

Your hearts been aching but

You're to shy to say it.

Joel face palmed. He hated all these damn internet pranks. He tried closing it down but the window kept on dancing around the screen constantly. Sighing, he brought up the task manager and closed the internet browser from there.

Having nothing else to do to pass his time though he decided to take a gamble and brought up what his secret camera was recording.

He dropped his cup of coffee.

There were two, smoking hot women, making out in front of his eyes. Slowly removing their clothes. Joel's eyes were glued to the screen, despite the fact that his drink was burning a hole in his suit.

He quickly picked up a flash drive and placed it into the computer, making sure to save the footage onto the memory stick as well as onto his hard drive. The clothes were starting to come off now. He pushed his paper work aside and took one eye off what was happening to look at his right hand.

"It's gonna be one long night." He said to himself, placing his full attention back on what was unfolding on camera.

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Not the first time she thought to herself, waking up in a strange bed. The blonde looked around at her surroundings, they looked as though they were in Ram's apartment, then she turned her head slightly to the left. Oh fuck don't let this be what it looks like!

There, sleeping next to her was Tifa, completely naked, in her arms. Shit. They are real! Elena thought after looking down at her newly acquired bed-mate.

She heard a yawn, to her it was like someone driving a chisel into her head, she turned to tell the person to shut up when she found it was Akalara. "Shit."

"El….Elena?" The green haired women asked. "Where are we, why am I naked? Ah! Fucking hangover"

"Don't talk so loud bitch" was the groggy response from Katrina, emerging the other end of the covers. Then her eyes went wide. "did…did we just have an orgy?" she asked, fearing the response.

Sure enough, still asleep on the floor were Kandi, Ram and Yuffie.

"Does… does this count as a booty call?" Elena asked, it was all she could think of at the time.

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And it's over! Iwould like to thank all the people who have reviewed this fic, thats Dantesdarkqueen, AmazonTurk, MysticSpiritus and BrokenAnzaran. Special thanks to Amazon and Queen for letting me use their OC's and finaly everyone else who reviewed 'Cue Rebounds'.

Stay tuned for the outtakes folks!