-1Greetings, Readers. I know you're probably wondering which Titan this is. I think you'll be quite surprised to find it's not one of them. This is Slade, and I've managed to hack into this childish computer system. Your fan mail is quite impressive. I even see there are some questions about me. However, who better to ask than the villain, himself? I will be hacking into the computer another time, so yes, please, ask away. Just don't use the name, 'Slade'. We wouldn't want the Titans to get suspicious now, would we? Just address your questions to...Susan, yes, that's it-Susan...

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Dude! I totally forgot to check on the fan mail situation! We have a ton! Come in here, you guys!

Glorious! I have been eager to read more of inquiries about us!

Whatever...

Aw, Raven, don't be such a stick in the mud

Okay, but let's make this quick, I was recharging, you know!

Tofurlz wrote: I'm getting bullied at school and i don't know what to do

Dude, kick butt! A bully's only a bully until you show 'em who's boss!

I disagree, please, inform the principal of this wave of bullyness

As much as I don't want to, I have to agree with Beastboy...

Raven's agreeing with ME?!

Titans, move! Let ME answer this! After all, I'm the leader. Tofurlz, you really need to get down to the root of this problem. Find out why you're being bullied and-

You guys need to switch computers! I have to recharge or I'm gonna...

Uh-oh...I think Cy's batteries just died...

JC 619 wrote: Okay, This First Question goes to my favorite Titan Cyborg, Whom I created a story about him in SON OF CYBORG (Sorry, Product Placement there) Okay, We all know the relationships of Robin and Starfire, Beast Boy and Terra, and even some Beast Boy and Raven from time to time. My question is Cy, Do you ever feel lonely that it seems your friends all have a lovelife, or even do you actually have a girlfriend like BumbleBee possibly?

The second question is just for any Titan who wants to answer it: Did you guys ever figure out who REDX was anyway? Hope you like the questions.

Well, since Cyborg's recharging, I'll answer this question!

Don't even think about it! I'm up now! Finally, I'm somebody's favorite! Okay, JC, I actually do have a love life, I'm just smart enough to not to go putting it all out in public.

Robin here, and no, we haven't figured out who Red X is...why do you ask? Do you know something?! Answer me!!!!!

Robin, please, calm yourself!

Acosta perez jose ramiro wrote: Very funny! Excellent job here.

Okay, for BB; what's your favorite animal to turn into?

For Cy; do you realize you walk around practically naked all the time?

Also, of all the honorary Titans, which one you guys would like having at the core team and why?

Keep the good writing.

Dude, I couldn't even begin to tell you what's my favorite animal to turn into. I really like all of them. I guess if I had to pick, I'd choose a dog. I can run around without clothes, and I don't have to eat with silverware, or wait on the bathroom b/c I can just go outside

Eww...

You know you're jealous, Rae!

Cyborg, the Acosta perez jose ramiro is correct, you ARE naked!

Hahahahahahhaahhaahahhahhahahahah!!!!!

Heh...

pshhahahahahahahhahahah!!!!

You guys stop laughing!!!! I am not naked all the time!

We'll pass on the last question to the honorary titans for you, Robin out

ahilty wrote: Aw, come on Beast Boy! Terra dumped you three freaking times! And she betrayed the Titans to Slade! Sure she swiched sides in the end, but she keeps on dumping you! Isn't it clear that your thing with her is over?

I'm not saying ya'll can't be friends, but if she really loved you she wouldn't keep up her little schoolgirl act!

Plus, Raven has never once betrayed the team.

Beastboy, are you crying?

N-no!...I'm not...I gotta go! There's something in my eye!

Out of my way, Starfire

Raven?

Ahilty, Raven here, please be a bit more sensitive. As much as I hate Terra's guts, she was Beastboy's best friend. We try not to let on what a sick, back-stabbing, little loser she was. Thanks for sharing, though. I'm glad to hear somebody shares the same opinion

Whoa! Someone sounds jealous!

She is jealous of what, Cyborg?

Nothing, Star...

Harry Potter's Elf Friend wrote: You guys are awesome! Yeah, I just had to say that. Anyway, this question is for Raven. After that whole thing with Trigon and Slade, do you consider Robin your best friend? Like, can you trust him? I mean, he helped you alot after you got turned into a kid.
And Robin, I know your secret identity and your past and what color your eyes are, but I'm gonna be nice and not say anything. I'm not gonna bother you about it like some people. Yeah, I'm talking to BB and Cy.

Robin is one of my best friend's, and yes, you're correct-I began to feel a lot closer to him after the Trigon incident. I'd never realized before that how much he thought of me, and it made me realize that I could count on him for anything

Talking to me and BB?! We never try to find out Robin's identity! Never! He he he...

cheekylildevil wrote: hey, here's a question for you when was the last time you checked up on "your kids?"
by the way, I'f you don't answer I will ask again and again and again...

Kids?

Kids?

Kids?

Dude, Kids?

Kids?

Rockingirlofbloodred019 wrote: sure right wateve
anyway,
dear robin,
Have you ever seen starfire in a bikini and how did you feel about it?!

Oooh, looks like Robin's blushing! Cy here, RG, and yes, he's seen Star in a binkini. He couldn't even go swimming with us because he had to catch his breath, and that took a long time!

Robin, seeing me in a bikini is nothing to feel embarrassment about, it is no different from the time you saw me in my-mph!

Dude, saw her in her what? Quit covering her mouth!

...I'm going to go meditate...

Oh, no you don't! You're staying right here and reading more fan mail, Missy!

Treeonice wrote: Beastboy you never answered my question. and yes, you have... 5 comic series..es that I know of. There is the original, when they tookout some and added Raven (looks like dinomite), Starfire (super sexy too because of the clothes), and Cyborg (looks awesome). Then the archives. Then the 3rd rebirthing. Then "Titans Go". Hehe. Lusty Raven. Jericho is freaky. DON"T LET ROBIN SEE! HE WILL TRY INTEROGATING JERICHO! HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG! HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING! But they will explain everything about Slade.

SLADE?! SLADE?! FJODGJOIGJPORITjg we0opt9 kiw[)epboikwetajbgflgflkgjmflkjflkgkjsnkgmflkmf;lhkmf;lgkfmlkdmldkfmdl

There goes Robin again...

Dude, he really needs medical help

Agreed...

Dragon Claw wrote: BB, this describes you and Raven. I'm not sure if this link will appear or not. That song is supposed to be "Best Friend" by Toy Box. Please listen to it but Raven probably shouldn't hear it because it gets stuck in your head like taffy on braces. It also is sugary sweet so if Starfire isn't trying to eat the computer with a look of confusion on her face I'd like everyone to watch it as long as Raven doesn't blow up the computer.

Ooh, I think we have a song to listen to!

Um, no we don't! C'mon, Cy! Let's go play video games!

No, I'm already on youtube. Let's listen to the song!

Oh, it is most enjoyable! Come, Robin! Let us dance!

Look Robin and Star, they're blushing!

...Can I leave now?

Yah, can me and Raven need now?! Please?!

It is a wonderful song! Tee hee!

Master of ya'lls Fate wrote: okay, more questions!!
cyborg: for clarification, on my last question, i meant BUMBLEBEE, not beast boy!! hehehe!! but anyways, would like to build a car for me?? i titally love your T-car!! I would love for you to build me one!
starfire: do you use anything in your hair? because it's all ways so shiny!
bb: where did you get your jokes? out of a 16th century joke book??
robin: who made your costume?? because i'm thinking of getting one made... except i'll choose better colors...
raven: first off, you rock!! anyways, can i have that book with malchoir in it?? plz, plz, plz!

See? I knew she didn't mean me and BB!

Whatever...

Anywho, I'd love to build a car for you! Keep in touch! Right now, though, I'm kinda re-working the T-ship, and building Grass Stain a Moped

I thank you, Master of ya'lls Fate, for the generous hair of shininess compliment! I use the Garnier hair soap!

Hhahahahahahaahahhahaahhah!!!! Dude, that's hilarious-wait a minute...THAT'S BAD!!!! My jokes are cool! Aren't they?

No...I actually don't have the book with Malchoir anymore...I burned it...

Dude, she told you, Robin!

What's wrong with my colors? And Alfred made my costume...

Hamster Fan wrote: Okay this is a question for Cyborg:

Why do you sometimes have a problem with Robin being the leader? He is a great leader!

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P.S. I still love you Robin. And yes I am a girl Beast Boy!

I don't always have a problem with it, I just think he could give us a little more say in stuff...

Robin, this Hamster Fan, the Rachel, is claiming that she loves you! Who is she?!

Protector of Canon2 wrote: I've got a question for Robin:

Are you planning to reveal you secret identity to the Titans? Like, ever? Seriously, don't you trust them?

HEY GUYS! HIS NAME'S RICHARD JOHN GRAYSON (UNLESS HE'S ONE OF THE OTHER TWO MALE ROBINS), BUT MOST PEOPLE CALL HIM DICK. HE GREW UP AS A CIRCUS PREFORMER AND THE BECAME ROBIN AFTER BATMAN TOOK HIM IN WHEN HIS PARENTS WERE KILLED BY A GUY NAMED BOSS ZUCCO!

And I know this because I'm awsome.

Dude, you're a circus kid?!

Robin, is this true? Your real name is Richard? Might I address you by that name some time?

DramaQueen of the Moon wrote: Hello! I have LOTS of questions for ALL the titans!
Robin: When are you gonna tell Stafire that you are TOTALLY MADLY and CRAZY in love with her?!??!?!?!?!?!?! And don't avoid the question! I MEAN IT! AND When are you gonna remove that mask?!? And, this is a stupid one, Do you like BatGirl? OR Supergirl?!? I know you like Star better though!

Cyborg: Do you have a crush on BumbleBee?!?! I know you do! BTW Jinx hooked up with Kid Flash!

Starfire: When are you going to tell Boy Wonder(Robin) That you are IN LOVE with him?!?!?!?! And when are you guys going to go out on a date!?!?!?!? COME ON! And DO NOT AVOID THIS QUESTION!

Beast Boy: What's Up Dude! Okay, getting serious now, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL RAVEN THAT YOU ARE TOTALLY MADLY CRAZY 100 IN LOVE WITH HER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! AND! WHEN ARE OYU TWO GOING TO KISS AND GO OUT ON A DATE?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!
DO. NOT. AVOID. THESE. QUESTIONS. NO. MATTER. WHAT! THE WORLD WANTS YOU TO SPEAK THE TRUTH!
And! Are you still in love with Terra? I know your not cause... YOU LOVE RAVEN! WHE!

Raven: HI! I'm your BIGGEST fan! You are the coolest most amazing powerful awsome wonderful teen titan EVER! YOU ARE SO COOL! Can we be friends?!?!?!?!? PLEASE! THAT WOULD MAKE ME SO VERY HAPPY!And... WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ADMIT THAT YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON BEAST BOY?!?!? AND WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HIM THAT YOU ARE TOTALLY MADLY CRAZY 100 IN LOVE WITH WITH HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!? And when are you guys going to kiss and go on dates?!?!?! ME AND THE OTHER BBRAE FANS WOUL LIKE TO KNOW!
DO. NOT. AVOID. THIS. QUESTION. NO. MATTER. WHAT! Please? Please answer the question! I'm begging you! You know people will stop bugging you guys if you just tell him that you love him! Please!

kazumigirl: Nice idea! I love this alot! Thank you so much!

Um, well, you see...I, uh...okay, fine! Starfire, I love you! I mean, more than a friend, even a best friend! I love you in the sense that one day we could shop for curtains together!

Aww!

Aww!

...nice...

Robin, I do not know what to say...I, feel the love for you too...

Dude, why are you all looking at me?! I'm not in love with Raven!

Sure you aren't, BB, sure you aren't...

I wouldn't mind being your friend, but I'm not in love with Beastboy...for one thing, he's fourteen, and in human years, I'm sixteen. For another-

Raven, girl, you know you love him...just admit it...

Tofurlz wrote: to the titnas what type of pet besides silkie would you have

Beastboy's already enough of a pet, even when he's not in animal form

Hey!

Agent of the Divine One wrote: Awesome. :D

This is for Raven: What did it feel like when you admitted Beast Boy was right when you were first dealing with Red X?

And what was going through your head when Beast Boy told you that you weren't alone?

And Robin? Starfire?...Just kiss and make out already!

She'll never admit what it feels like to be wrong! Dude, she's RAVEN!

Um, Agent, they are making-out, right now

We are not! C'mon, Star, let's go...um, check on Silkie...

Agreed! I have not seen my little bumgorf all morning!

Okay, so keep the fan mail coming, dudes! Cy, let's go play video games!

No thanks, man...why don't you ask Raven?

...I'll play video games...

YOU WILL?!

Don't push it...