A/N: Thank you, everyone, for the "OMG U PHAIL!!1!1!!!" reviews. They were hilarious, and it's just for you that I wrote this smut. Enjoy.

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"Annas?" Judas quietly said. Annas whipped around, and, upon fully comprehending the situation, grabbed Judas and dragged him into an empty hallway.

"What the fuck are you doing? There are people here!" he whispered.

"I'm sorry, but I couldn't stand to be around the disciples."

"That's great, but you can't be here, either!"

"Why not?"

"You just can't!"

"You know you want me here." Judas said, starting to kiss Annas, who resisted, but only kinda.

"No, you have to go."

"Come on." Judas slipped to the neck.

"No, no – oh, to hell with it." Annas grabbed a fist of Judas's shirt and pulled him into his mouth.

"I knew you'd come around. Literally!" Judas mumbled between kisses.

"Shut up."

"Okay."

Annas ripped off Judas's shirt.

"Wait, what are you doing?" Judas asked.

"If we're going to do this, we're doing it all the way."

"Fine by me!" Judas said as he began to take off Annas's shirt.

Annas was obviously trying to hurry as he ripped off Judas's pants, following his own. Judas wasn't, but then, he had nothing to lose by being caught having sex in a temple.

Annas threw Judas against the wall and shoved into him.

"Hey, that hurt!"

"I don't give a fuck."

"This situation says otherwise."

Annas laughed and started kissing Judas. Hard. Judas kissed back. Hard. There were a lot of hard things happening right now.

After a few minutes, Judas came all over Annas, Annas following shortly after. They both fell to the ground, breathing heavily.

"Man, we're going to hell." Judas gasped.

"No shit." Annas grinned.

They laughed between pants. Annas slowly began to get up.

"I'd better get back to judging people for no particular reason," He said as he put on his clothes, "You need to go somewhere else. Anywhere else. And clean the wall up."

"We can always say one of us sneezed."

"Yeah, because you sneeze white,"

"I bet it's happened before!"

"Whatever. Clean it."

"Yes sir."

Annas, now being fully dressed, kissed Judas and walked away. Judas sighed. He didn't really come here to fuck, and now he had to leave.

Judas slowly hopped to his feet, and started pulling on clothes. He didn't have anything to clean the come with, so he just used his shirt. No one would notice. No one ever noticed.

He snuck out the temple, and started walking down the dusty road, back to the Jesus encampment. Maybe, if he was lucky, they'd have moved on, and he wouldn't have to deal with any of it ever again, and he could just live with Annas, and everything would be fine.

Alas, they were still there. Things were exactly the same.

"Come on, Judas!" Simon chirped, waving.

"Already did, thanks."

"What?"

"Nothing,"