Dear Teen Titans Chapter 8: We're Back!, a teen titans fanfic

-1WE'RE BACK!!!!!

Robin here! Sorry we've been so late in our replies! Our tower had to be fumigated

Because somebody decided to let all of his little ant friends move in and eat away at the computer and EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!

It was cold outside...

...Could we just start replying...I'm going to go put on some tea...

Look, friends!!!! Letters!!!!! HEhehheheeheheh!!!!!

Treeonice wrote: Why are you not reviewing. Is Robin in rehab?

Sorry, Treeonice (Robin, by the way), no I am not in rehab. I hope the explanation at the top clears things up for you

Robin in rehab!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! DUDE, THAT'S AWESOME!!!!

Please, what is this ree-hab?

Next question...

Sladesgirl wrote: OMG! I have questions 4 everyone!
Robin-Have u considered getting help from a shrink w/ your slade problem? U should.
BB-when was the last time u ate meat?
Rae-do u miss malchior, like, ever?
Cy-how old r u? Do u still like Jinx?
Star- I need a Tamaranian translation for "Robin's costume is so ugly it makes me want to puke all over my computer."

Susan-Um, I would totally join u and how the heck did u find out all the TT's secret IDs?

SLADE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

...There he goes

Robin, please! Wait! Let us talk about this!

...There she goes

I haven't eaten meat since I was about ten...yuck! Meat!

I don't really miss him...I miss what I thought he was, sometimes...

Why does everyone ask me about Jinx? I'm eighteen, by the way

She asks you b/c you still like her!

Shut up, BB

Man, I wish Starfire would come back. This question for her is hilarious

...Should we go to the next question...or something?

Tara Brookswell wrote: Hey Titans!

This one is for Raven.

How in the world do you read all those books and not write one yourself? I'm sure you're so creative! Why don't you try?

BB: Your jokes are hilarious! I wish I had a boy friend who was as funny as you are!

Yours,
Tara B

Hey, yah, Raven? Why don't you write a book? Ooh! A book about dinosaurs being revived, and then they open a dinosaur amusement park, and then the dinosaurs start to multiply b/c they created them from frog DNA, and then-

Beastboy?

Yah, Rae?

That was already written into a book...

It was?

Yah, BB...it's called, "Jurassic Park". Remember? We watched it last night?

Oh...yah...my jokes are funny? Awesome! Here, I have one right now! It's so hilarious! Okay, what kind of a dance do you do on a trampoline?

I am back, and so is Robin...

HIP-HOP!!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Get it? You know? B/C you're bouncing and-

We get it, Dude...it just ain't funny...

Next question...

Geojas378 wrote: Hey! Geo and Terra here! I am the biggest BB/Terra supporter, eva...DIE RAVEN!
Terra: facepalm
So, anyway, Beast Boy, Tell everyone how you still like Terra.
Terra: blushes hits Geo on head with rock Whoops... Listen up! Geo captured me and is forcing me to star in fan fics! HELP! SHE'S PLANNING ON A CHARACTER DEATH IN HER FIRST STORY AND SOME PEOPLE THAT MIGHT BE KILLED ARE ME AND BEAST BOY! SHE WANTS TO LET SLADE LIVE TOO! HEL- is hit on the head with a frying pan
Heh heh... Don't listen to her... and also, Beast Boy, I've seen Terra/Slade stories. How does that make you feel?
Terra: WHAT! ME and... SLADE!?!?!?!?! NO WAY! eyes glow yellow
Um... we'd better go... drags Terra out pokes head back in Whoops, sorry Robin...

Um, but I don't like Terra...if you go back and read-

I'll handle this, Beastboy...listen, Geojas, Terra was...oh, how can I put this without sounding...horrible...? She was a back-stabbing, mean, spoiled, self-centered, cowardly, little loser who only cared about herself

I think the machine of washing just blew up...

Um...let's move to the next question!

Good idea, Robin!

Doglover96 wrote: Wazup!! Hera r some questions 4 u:
Raven:Can you pls. tell BB you love him?
Starfire:If u ever know any secrets of Robin,SPILL IT!
Cy:What kind of accident did u get in?
BB:Why can't u turn into other THINGS other than animals?
Robin(i hate u):My good friend,rockingirlofbloodred019 says that her other friends say that she hates u b/c she looks like u.LOL!

Secrets of Robin...? I know he calls the Batman, his adoptive father, 'Daddy'. Is that a secret, Robin?

AHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! IT'S NOT ANYMORE!!!! DADDY BATMAN!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! "READ ME A STORY, DADDY BATMAN!!!!" "OKAY,ROBBY-WOBBY, ONCE UPON A TIME-" Ouch!

Why does everyone hate me?

The accident is private, sorry

Doglover96 wrote: Dear Robin,
Y r u so obsessesed about SLADE? (I love torturing u Robin!! Hahahahaha!:)

Oh boy...

Nuts...

I like the nuts

SLADE?!!LjgKLSjg OSirfkaoifjmdelogmnrolKJEOQI#KJ!OPi3w0prfkiofdof

There he goes...

...Again...

Rae00 wrote: Dear,Raven
Why did Beast Boy Kiss ya?

What?!

Say WHAT?!

Nuh-uh!

Treeonice wrote: Sorry 'bout that. My mama needed to do her college stuff. I'm listening to Akon's "Blame it on me" so if I get all sad and stuff forgive me.

Raven: How was your date with BB? I hope you enjoyed it. I love you so much. You rock. I am making a powerpoint called Why I love Raven. DC comics should never have made you bald. That was horrible but funny. You gotta read the Little Cherub and it's series. That was awesome except when BPF made BB look like a selfish bastard but she made it better when she made BB realize that what he did was wrong and Rae passed out and he took care of everything. That was sweet. BPF stands for the author on Beautifulpurpleflame. If you look up Beautifulpurpleflame on the search engine and look for "Little Cherub" you'll find it. You just gotta read it. Don't let the first paragraph turn you off though. That is the most graphic sex scene in the entire series.

Man, a lot of people like you, Raven

Shut up, Cyborg...

Treeonice wrote: Hello! "My Love" by Justin Timberlake is a really good song and describes Raven and BB. BB is Justin and Robin is Timbaland."Love-stoned" describes Robin and Starfire. If you want the videos, please go to Treeonice's profile (that's mine) on It's in my favorites. Don't worry. You will find it eventually. It's on the 3rd page...I think.

Anyways, questions
Starfire: Do you like Ryandr' or Komiandr' better? How are Myandr' and Luandr'. Do you know?

Robin:...I don't have any questions for you Dick Grayson

Cyborg: Hi! do you know Najee Lee(Doughboy)? If you do, could you beat him up for me? Tell him it's from Laura (7th grade)

BB: Nice! you rock. you should read the Little Cherub and it's series on this website. Most of the pregnancy stories are Star and Rob are the first married and Raven and BB are the first pregnant. (sigh) classic. Raven is so wonderful. Please take care of her and love her. She deserves to be loved.

Raven:

Um, you didn't write anything for Raven, Tree. Want to go back and fix it? Anyway, ROBIN is my name. Case closed

Cyborg: Dude, you're a seventh grader? And you're asking a Teen Titan to fight your battles for you?! Cool! Gimme his address, girl!

Cyborg...

C'mon, Robin! I was just teasing!

Treeonice wrote: Oh Susan you little devil. Sally sounds worse. Anyways, how is Joey? Is Grant still alive? Why don't you get Rose to be your apprentice?

Man, this Susan lady really needs to change her email address! It's interfering with our program!

Doglover96 wrote: Dear Titans,
This one's for Robin: Do u love starfire? 'cause if u do, i think that my friend will kill ya.:)

Doglover, We can't let you post anymore, unless you promise to stop harrassing me. It's not mature

Aw, does Robin have a bully? Eheheeheh...OUCH!

Alex Mendoza wrote: Dear Beast Boy,
When I watched the Teen Titans Movie, I was wondering why did u try to pick Raven's nose?

Because he eats boogers

I DO NOT!!!!

...You were trying to pick my nose?

You woke up! And beat me to a bloody pulp!

Kingdom Hearts Lover wrote: First of all, I'd like to say that I almost died laughing at this. :D I couldn't breathe, it was horrible. . Heh, you guys are awesome. People think I'm crazy now. --;;

BUT NOW TO THE QUESTIONS!
Cy, do you feel lonely now that everyone is hooking up randomly thanks to the helpful advice/support/demands from fans? xD
Robin, Star, BB, Raven, if it was that easy for you all to admit you were hopelessly in love with each other, why didn't you just do that before?!?!
And this one's to all of you: How does it feel to have a TV show AND a comic book? I bet it's great... you guys are so lucky. :P But you're awesome too, so I guess it evens out.

Oh, and 'Susan'... sigh you couldn't think of some other girly name? Like... Cheryl, or something? My best friend's name is Susan... I can't help but think she's you in disguise. .

And I love you all. D Except for 'Susan'. . I don't understand why people say that they love you all, but they forget to mention Cy. CY, YOU ROCK TOO! DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE FORGETFUL FANS THAT DON'T MENTION EVERYBODY! D

Cy, here. Nah, I never feel lonely!

WHERE IS THIS COMIC BOOK YOU GUYS SPEAK OF? AND TV SHOW? I'M THE BIGGEST GEEK ON THE PLANET AND I'M NOT EVEN AWARE OF MY OWN FANDOM?

...You should go to Deviantart, Beastboy...really nice pictures of you and Aqualad...

Oh, Raven! Hehehehe...you are so terrible! Do you speak of the slash pictures?

Tofurlz wrote: dear titans, have you ever been to Rochester Ny? (it's frekaing awesome)

...Yes

What is the NY?

New York, Star

Gothchik15 wrote: stoopid rule again.so super hero resumes
name:ember

power/s:i control fire and lightning and i can shoot flaming arrows and i can grow phoenix wings

weapons:arrow and bow and a dagger

weakness:nothing i can think of

Thanks for the resume, Gothchik15. We'll certainly look into it

Ranmasakura wrote: Dear Robin, why do you think the spandex Starfire bought you doesn't fit? And why is Star buying the kind that is impossible for you to fit in? Why don't you buy one yourSELF!

ps: i'm SICK of talking about the frickin' spandex!

Um, sorry, Ranmasakura...have no clue what you're talking about

ByE ByE RobIn wrote: to slade: CAN YOU PLEASE REDESIGN YOUR COSTUME?! and how's your son? how come you want to track down robin so much? trust me he's too ugly to be hunted.:)

WHO ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU WRITING TO SLADE?!

Oh geez...

AlterEgo wrote: Raven and BeastBoy so wrong
Starefire and Robin so wrong
and poor Cyborg without love so sad and twisted (it makes me want to cry)
I know who really likes who and I will tell all!
Raven is destined to be with Starefire ONLY
Cyborg and BestBoy is oh so right together
and of course Robin and Robin's ego or with Slade meh he could be in the garbage for all i care

yup now pair up with your true one and let that be the end of couple shuffle! Had to fix the wrong thank you and good night

Dude, someone's been reading WAY too much fanfiction!

Hariel Lhikan wrote: A few more questions...

-Robin: How exactly does your mask stay on without any straps even when moving around quickly?

-Starfire: It has also come to my attention that your starbolts do not cause any visible burns to criminals when they are hit by them and the same goes for your eyebeams. Why is that?

-Beast Boy: Although you're a vegetarian, I have never seen you actually eat vegetables. Or does tofu make up your entire diet?

-Cyborg: Is your armor shielded against magnetic forces? (I would hope so, because your systems would constantly be on the fritz otherwise)

-Raven: Since you're probably more familiar with these things, would you label Terra's current condition as "dead" or "petrified"?

Robin here, and I've got my ways

You know what? I am not sure. I am so sorry I can not answer your question as I should. Forgive me...

Starfire! Don't cry! They'll understand!

Veggies are okay...but I prefer tofu and-

...and junk food...

It's not all junk!

Cyborg here, and yah, got all my protection under control. Thanks for asking! You know, not many people wonder about the right things. You're smart!

...I'd label Terra as 'missing' right now

MISCrasyaboutfanfics wrote: Okay I would like to ask all of you, WHY DON'T YOU CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS LIKE HALLOWEEN AND CHRISTMAS? I did the caps lock on purpose.

Robin here, and we try and celebrate them the best we can, but with such busy lives, it's not always easy

Did you guys know Raven's Jewish?

No, I'm not...why do you make up lies on the spot?

I dunno...hey, does this look like a boil on my toe?

Ew! Get your nasty green feet out of my face!

Next question...

IamtotallyKewlio wrote: Hiya, Titans! Me again!

You didn't answer one of my questions (:P), so I'll repeat it:
How does it feel knowing that ppl. watch your TV show all the time?

Robin: Guess what? SLADE! -laughs as Robin spazzes- that never gets old... If you calm down enough to answer a question: Do you keep in touch with Batman, Batgirl, and Alfred?

Starfire: Owning Silkie must be pretty cool. Is he like a cat (pet me, love me, feed me, adore me, go away) or a dog (feed me! play with me! love me! pay attention to me!)?

Beast Boy: There is NO WAY that you are as happy-go-lucky as you act! I know, because I'm just like you! How do you deal with your other emotions?

Raven: Your self-control IS cool! You're my second favorite Titan! And even though your powers are a little dark, I still think you're cool! Have you ever had any pets?

Cyborg: Your car rox. Have you ever seen Transformers? They're awesome!

Susan: A job sounds great! Thank you for not killing me! Here's a question for you: What do you think of Titans' villians? Other than the obvious. (PS: You're my fave villian)

WHAT TV SHOW?!!!!

Settle down, BB! Geez, you're like another Robin and his S-L-You-Know-The-Rest routine

SLADE?!!!!!!!!!!!JFLJGDHGDKJHGDKGJDLJDLJFd;

Robin? Oh well...Starfire here! Heheheehhe! Silkie is like both the dog and the cat! He is cuddly and warm, yet playful and always filled with energy! Here, I shall fetch him for you!

Beast Boy here, and I am pretty happy-go-lucky. I mean, I get sad, and angry sometimes, but that's no way to live, you know? Well, 'cept for Raven b/c she's too COOL to be normal

Here, Silkie, speak to the IamtotallyKewlio, please!

Gllejhejgoegijepmnelonmwlowlofel...

Hehehhehe! Is he not the most precious Silkie ever?

The only pet I need is Beastboy. Wait. Scratch that. I don't even need him. He's just there...

Hey!!!!!

Aw, Girl! Transformers is one of my favorite movies!!!! You are now my favorite reviewer!

DramaQueen of the moon wrote: ¡YO! ¡Lo que aumenta a titanes de adolescente!

That was "YO! What is up teen titans!" in spanish! YEA! I don't know it but, I like it!

Anyway, YAY! GO RAEXBB! YAY!...Yeah, Sorry I acted alittle hyper right there! My favortie pairng; can you tell:D -

So... QUESTION TIME!

Beast Boy: Alright! You go dude! Well, with Raven getting upset like that means she REALLY cares about you! Me so happy!

Robin: Why do you freak out when we say "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-Or-Robin-Will-Freak-Out"? (You know who I am talking about but, DON'T freak out!)

Starfire: How long have you been on Earth? How is your family back on your home planet?

Cyborg: S'UP Dude! So, how you? Good? Great? Awsome? All of the above?

Raven: YOU GO GIRL! STAND UP FOR YOUR MAN! Ain't NOBODY gonna mess with you or BB while your around! Go Rae! Go Rae! By the way, do you have any family members alive? And did you know that Arella's real name is Angela and she is from Earth? And does the name "Church of Blood" ring a bell? Oh, and before I forget (sorry BB) but, Beast Boy basically said that he liked you and you are attractive!

Susan: Um... Hi? gulp So, What's Up? Why did you join Trigon? 9besides getting what you lost back) Any OTHER reasons? And what's up with the mask? And the orange and black? Do you like all that stuff? Did something happen to your face? JUST wondering!

Robin here, and um, who are we talking about? I'm confused

She means-mph!

Don't say it, BB. Cy, here, and doin' great! How bout yourself?

Starfire, and yes my family is doing just fine. Of course, my sister is being imprisoned here on Earth, I heard...in Texas...but she is truly getting the discipline she should have received years ago

PrincesswarriorMay wrote: hey titans
my first question is for all of you...and i want all of you to answer it! comprende?: HOW OLD R U GUYS!! coz i was just wondering

question number two is for my favourite titan of all time...STARFIRE: is beast boy really as annoying as raven says he is or is she just covering the fact that she is totally in love with him?

question number three is for raven: if you had to sing a song in front of an audience what would that song be?

keep up the awesome replying...even silkie!
luv princesswarriorMAY

Robin here, Sixteen

Beastboy here, or should I say Beastman, fourteen

In human years, I am seventeen

In human years I'd suppose I'd be sixteen

Cy, here! Eighteen, yo!

Beastboy is not annoying, as you are correct. Raven and Beastboy just have an amusing way of communicating

If I had to sing a song? In front of people? The shortest song imaginable...

kjgldjgdojfjhfijhfjwolmw...

Hehehehe! That was Silkie! He says hello!

Sohna wrote: I love this idea!!

So my questions are:
Robin: How'd it feel the first time Starfire kissed you when you guys first met?
Starfire: If you do get married to Robin, will it in be the traditional Earth way or the way they have weddings back on your planet?
Beastboy: What did you think of Raven's all white outfit?
Raven: What's the most romantic thing a guy (ie Beastboy) can do for you?
Cyborg: Do you have an ice cream scooper built in your range of gadgets:)
Ohh, and one more thing to all of you: how come you guys never change your outfits??

Robin here, and I was, uh, really, mmm...surprised

We shall be married in a glorious mixture of both cultures! Of course, we will keep the part of mine where we submerge ourselves in glofgork placenta

EWWWWWWW!!!!!! Anyway, Raven's white outfit is cool. Too bad I spilled Koolaide on it...sorry, Rae...

...You spilled what on it? I don't like romance...sorry...

You know? I don't...

Cy? You okay? Hello?

I need to do that! I need to put an ice-cream scoop in my suit!!!!!

Cy?! Hey, where are you going?! Dude!

Gothchik18 wrote: bb i know wat that atractiva y yo la adoran means it means raven is attractive and i adore her and imy lolo can speak spanish.so cy in all your pics u dont have a dude thing so how do u pee?and robin ull find our hero resumes soon in roxys account soon..oh yeah i have questions will u people ever sing again?as a group oh yeah bb say that u love raven or else u and the tofu and the soy factory!i have bomb plans at the back of my notebook

¡Dije ya Raven I la amo, y por favor no le digo lo que estoy diciendo en español!!!!

I can pee, okay? Geez!

Ahilty wrote: Guys...you think Robin might need some ritalin for those times someone says Slade...I mean that reaction just is not normal.

And by the way, anyone who dislikes a character (ie Raven) because of something they can't control (ie powers that they were born with) is obviously very narrow minded.

And "Susan" I just have to say this: you creep me out. A lot. I think it is the phepophila...

Please, what is Ritalin?

Dude, he needs a friggin' sedative!

...Thanks, Ahilty...that means a lot to me...

Phantom5656 wrote: Yo titans.

So you guys are looking for people for a Titans North and South? Cool, I guess that I'll send you my resume..

Loading resume...

Alias: Beat-Punk

Gender: Male

Powers: I gain different powers when I listen to varying genres of music. (Super strength-rock, techno-control electricity, etc.)

Equipment/Wepons: A set of indestructable head-phones and iindestructable mp3 palyer with enough memory for one million songs. And a pair of in-line skates.

Weaknesses: ...Sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with telling you my weakness over the computer. You never know who might end up reading this, ya know? I hope you guys can understand. Once I know you more personally, I'd be happy to tell you. Sorry if I seem overlly cautious.

Now for some questions and comments for you guys.

What are your favorite web-sites? I'm a big fan of Fanfiction(dot)net, Homestarrunner(dot)com, and Eddsworld(dot)co(dot)uk.

Congradulations, Raven and Beast Boy. I always thought that you two would make a good couple. I guess that it dosen't really matter now, since you already have a boyfriend, Raven, but I have something I want to tell you. I...I've kinda had a crush on you for a while now. (Blushing.) Sorry, I know this is awkward. I just had to get that off my chest.

Phantom5656

Robin here, and thanks Phantom5656, we'll definitely look into it!

Dude, yah, the crush on Raven. Forget it. Just forget it. Don't even mention it ever again. Yah. We're through with that subject. Forever

Agent of the Divine One wrote: It's good to see that everyone is getting along for the most part. :)

Beast Boy: What is it you like most about Raven? And feel free to say it in Spanish.

Qué tengo gusto de la mayoría sobre Raven soy usted puedo embromarla y embromarla y embromarla y ella nunca le tiene aversión. Más ella es bonita. Más ella es realmente independiente.

Will you please stop answering in Spanish?

Nunca

Themostevilofallvillians wrote: To "Susan" meet me in the dark ally behind the starbucks and we can discuss...I have gain the code into the "childrens" home...still digging through their trash to find weakness of the commen foe(oh! gawd you wouldn't BELIEVE what they toss out)...and my conditions must be met for us to work together...you can be part of the solution or the problem!...and I have already created a Plan to help get rid of some of the "ants"...I can allow you to be the one who "meets" Robin in the plan
Bye "Susan" I'll be in touch,
anywho TT I Have some questions:
IF Robin was out of the way who would be the leader?
Raven : since you get your powers from your father, could he take them away?
...That is it for now, you guys are so nice to be doing this...and I hope we get to meet face to face soon...oh and I mailed you some candy mainly for star...

Raven here...um, listen...Susan is not...this isn't her address...whoever she is...anyway, no my father couldn't take my powers away. They're inherited, not given. That's like if you inherited your mother's nose, she could take it away or something...

Candy?! Ehehehehehe!!!! Thank you, Mosteveilofallvillians! You are very nice!!!!

Protector of Cannon 2 wrote: Susan... are you inviting me to join you with that "walk on the dark side" comment? Because that would be pretty cool...

If you are looking for help, I'd just like to say that I'm pretty smart(All A's except for two B's on my last report card, and I'm in high everything), I can think on my feet, and if I decide to get someone's attention they will NOT think of anything else-a that's without doing anything not G-Rated.

I'm also good at convincing people of just about anything anything, and I'm the sort of person that is naturally trusted, so I would make a great spy. ;)

I can entertian myself well, so I wouldn't get in your way when you were busy.

Plus I cook well. I don't know how well you normally eat, but you don't strike me as the kitcheny type.

A few more question for Susan: Why do you want an apprentice so badly?

I mean, you can beat up the entire Justice League single-handedly (possibly minus Batman, but you could definatly destroy the other six without him), so what's the point?

I know you're older than you seem, does that have anything to do with it?

Or is it more about you missing your eldest son?

Do you ever miss being a normal person, before you were made into a super-soldier?

Have you ever wished that you were not an assasain? I mean, you seem to enjoy it, but it does seem to cause a number of, for lack of a better term, family issues. I think you can figure out what I mean.

Oh, and who do you think is the most impressive hero? I'm interested to hear that from your point of view.

I think you're my favorite villian, mainly because you're not as one dimensional as, say, the Joker. You have a reason for everything you do, and you don't have some kind of moral objection to allying yourself to the heros if the situation demands it. Plus you clearly do care about some people.

Oh, and Robin? I find it interesting that you feel understand Slade so well when all that you know about him is what he wants you to know.

You probably think he's someone from your past with a personal grudge, don't you.

About that, do you even talk to Batman about VILLIANS? 'Cause believe it or not, Slade's pretty famous in the hero/villian world, and I bet Batman knows SOMETHING.

Well, you were right about the Susan thing, it's just something us fans made up to drive you insane. It worked, didn't it?

Either that or he's the goast who lives in Titans tower and is telling us what's REALLY going on.

As to why I'm adressing questions to him if I've let the cat out of the bag, I know that this'll make you not believe me, so you'll keep trying to figure it out, and watching you obsess over problems you don't have a chance of solving is FUN!

Hey Susan, can you read the replies? this one should be classic. ;)

Oh, and by the way, SLADE!

PS: Do you know who Superman is? I do.

SLADE?!K!KOLJIW OFIDSgnfkjhlfoijteotjngmrjhgmrotujeondlgmdl;fkerpijeognlngmeooejmlemgljgoldjgoeijteoitjmoelngmgjoijedofjke

Oh, DUDE!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE!!!!!

Robin! Please return!!!!

HeartlessRain wrote: Sweet! Nice idea!

First Question, for Robin...

How would you react to finding out that theres an ENTIRE shrine devoted to you and Starfire? Just go to robin and starfire .com! REALLY!!

Starfire... what's your favorite color? Becuase I sincerely doubt its pink, just me.

Beast Boy: What's the best pickup line you know? Need for a game me and my friend invented!!

Cyborg: What's your favorite video game?

Raven: I KNEW you liked SK! What's your favorite book by him, or your favorite book in general?

Susan: WHY orange and black? Sincerely, I love black, I'm wearing a black hoodie as a type, but what's with the orange?!?

Robin here, and...shrine? Um, I'm flattered?

My favorite of all the colors? Mmmm...I would say purple!!!!

Pick up line? Like to pick up chicks? Dude!!!! Lessee...Oh! How bout this one? "Baby, you must be a broom b/c you just swept me off my feet"

...What?

Dude, that was LAME!!!! AHAHHAHA!!!! I mean, REALLY LAME!!!!

Oh, oh! Wait! How about this! "So how much did they pay you to drop out of the Miss Universe contest?"

...Oh god...

Titans, Trouble!!!!! We need to go!!!!

But Robin, there are still more-

No time, let's move!!!!

Greetings, all. Remember me? I see some of you are not the little angels you were brought up to be...I like that...and for those of you who have kept my little secret, cheers...

Sladesgirl wrote: Susan-Um, I would totally join u and how the heck did u find out all the TT's secret IDs?

You're a smart girl, and the Titans identities were not that secret

Treeonice wrote: Oh Susan you little devil. Sally sounds worse. Anyways, how is Joey? Is Grant still alive? Why don't you get Rose to be your apprentice?

My, my, somebody knows me almost as well as I know my Robin. That's all I'm going to say. Keep up with me, Darling

Kingdom Hearts Lover wrote: Oh, and 'Susan'... sigh you couldn't think of some other girly name? Like... Cheryl, or something? My best friend's name is Susan... I can't help but think she's you in disguise. .

I needed a silly name because the Titans are silly children. They would never suspect it...

MISCrasyaboutfanfics wrote: Susan: A job sounds great! Thank you for not killing me! Here's a question for you: What do you think of Titans' villians? Other than the obvious. (PS: You're my fave villian)

The other villains if you could even call them that, are painfully embarrassing in the eyes of someone like me, and if you are truly interested in becoming part of my team, just keep up wit me. I'll be awaiting your reply...

DramaQueen of the Moon wrote: Susan: Um... Hi? gulp So, What's Up? Why did you join Trigon? 9besides getting what you lost back) Any OTHER reasons? And what's up with the mask? And the orange and black? Do you like all that stuff? Did something happen to your face? JUST wondering!

That was the only reason. My mask, you ask? Let me ask you something, Dear. You know the mysterious stranger who visits Poe's grave, and nobody knows his (or her) identity? Well, let's say we did know. The magic would be gone...don't you agree?

Ahilty wrote: And "Susan" I just have to say this: you creep me out. A lot. I think it is the phepophila...

I'll take that as a compliment...

I have a better idea. Write one more review. In the review, cleverly inform me (without the Titans knowing) what you've learned about them. I have a feeling we're going to end this little letter-exchange on good terms...

Protector of Cannon 2 wrote: Susan... are you inviting me to join you with that "walk on the dark side" comment? Because that would be pretty cool...

I'm also good at convincing people of just about anything anything, and I'm the sort of person that is naturally trusted, so I would make a great spy. ;)

I can entertian myself well, so I wouldn't get in your way when you were busy.

Plus I cook well. I don't know how well you normally eat, but you don't strike me as the kitcheny type.

A few more question for Susan: Why do you want an apprentice so badly? I mean, you can beat up the entire Justice League single-handedly (possibly minus Batman, but you could definatly destroy the other six without him), so what's the point?

I know you're older than you seem, does that have anything to do with it?

Or is it more about you missing your eldest son?

I don't necessarily need an "apprentice". That was just a facade to fill little Robin and little Terra's heads with encouragement. Especially little Terra, the poor, confused child. You sound very smart, my dear (I am assuming you a young lady, if not, please correct me) and I would like to hear more about you. The Titans hardly pay any mind to "Susan's" comments, so feel free to send me more information about yourself, including what you'd want out of this...I will tell you more later, don't worry. I'm not ignoring your question...and so far, you are my favorite candidate...and yes, the reaction is always priceless...

Heartless Rain wrote: Susan: WHY orange and black? Sincerely, I love black, I'm wearing a black hoodie as a type, but what's with the orange?!?

Doesn't black and orange make Halloween special? Why not me?