A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I still have the flu and I have been coughing up a lung for two days now. The cough medicine I took knocked me out for several hours, but I am awake now!

Well, here you go. The Cullen family has officially gone crazy. Read all the way through this chapter. Somethings awesome happens at the end!!

Most of the lights were off, but the living room was still visible from the orange light of the setting sun. The whole room looked like it had been completely ransacked. Emmett was sitting in a corner with his eyes bugging out. He looked like he belonged in an insane asylum. Alice was all sprawled out on the dining room table while her hands moved swiftly along the keyboard and clicked on the mouse. She was the one playing the Sims at the moment. Rosalie and Carlisle were fighting about who would get the laptop next. Apparently, Alice's time on the computer was up a while ago.

"Alice! For the love of all that is good and pure in this god-forsaken universe, GIVE ME THAT LAPTOP!" Rosalie demanded. Alice didn't even look towards them.

"No," she said in her high, childlike voice.

"No, Alice. Give me the laptop! I have had a hard day at work; now give me my reward!" Carlisle yelled. Alice chuckled.

"Now, what could have happened at work that would make you deserve a treasure such as this game?" she asked in an alluring voice.

"Well…uh…Having to go to work is bad enough! Give me that computer!" Carlisle yelled as he lunged at her. Alice, already knowing that he was going to do that, leaped gracefully out of the way right on time. As I was enjoying this interesting situation, I noticed Esme and Jasper weren't in the living room. Then, another earsplitting crash in the kitchen caught my attention. I walked over to the kitchen doorway, tagging Edward along with me, and doubled over in laughter again. Jasper was hopping along the kitchen counters while Esme chased him and threw things at him. They were having the same argument as Carlisle and Rosalie. Edward's eyes were wide as he saw what his family had turned in to. He scowled and turned all the lights on. Alice, who had ended up back on the dining room table, yelped and jumped into a dark corner. Rosalie hissed at Edward as she squinted in the sudden bright light.

"The light, it BURNS! Turn it off, Edward!" Alice pleaded. Edward just glared at her and crossed his arms over his chest. Then Alice stood back up.

"Oh, well, it doesn't burn that bad. Never mind," Alice said, trying to avoid eye contact with Edward.

"Shut it down," Edward said, pointing at the laptop. Everyone jumped up to protest.

"But, I-," Alice said until she was interrupted by a now livid Edward.

"Shut. It. Down. Now," he said in a low but deadly voice. I heard Alice whimper as she shut her laptop down.

"Now, all of you either go upstairs or help me clean up this house," Edward ordered. They all did what was expected and went up the stairs. Edward let out a long sigh of frustration.

"Okay, let's get to work," I said with a big smile, trying to cheer Edward up. It worked. He laughed and led me over to the living room, the main disaster zone. Surprisingly, Edward worked with me at a human pace. We turned the couches over to their normal positions together and then we put the dining chairs back where they were supposed to be. After we finished cleaning up the living room and the dining room, we moved into the kitchen, which was probably in a worse state than the living room was. Pots and pans were all over the floor from Esme throwing them at Jasper. Edward rolled his eyes and started picking up the debris with me. The whole clean up took all of 20 minutes.

"I think we are going to have to have a family meeting about this game," Edward said. I felt nervous. I was obsessed with it as well.

"Should we just get this over with?" he asked. I sighed and nodded. Edward led me over to the couch and quietly called everyone's name. They were all downstairs within minutes. They all had their heads hanging down and were very obviously ashamed of their behavior.

"This game has made my family crazy," Edward said in a polite and orderly tone. Then, he pulled the Sims disc out of his pocket. I didn't even see him take it out of the laptop! Stupid vampire speed.

"Aw, Edward! We're all sorry. That game is very addictive and it just got the best of us," Alice apologized with additional puppy dog eyes.

"Well, I guess the only way to take care of that problem would be to dispose of this disc, then," Edward said formally. He took the disc in both of his hands preparing to snap it in two. Everyone, including me, jumped up and yelled out for him to stop. Edward gave us all a mischievous smile. I thought it was cute the way Edward was taking control of the family. But I couldn't stand to even think that he almost broke that disc.

"Edward, there has to be another way so that we can keep the game and not be as obsessive. How about a computer schedule?" Carlisle suggested. Edward looked thoughtful and nodded.

"I guess that could be an option," he replied. At that, the family's faces brightened up a bit. "On one condition: Bella gets the laptop first. This game was meant for her anyway." Everyone nodded; they would be willing to do anything to keep the game in their…existences.

"Okay, then. Carlisle, it was your idea, so you can make the schedule. But make it fair," Edward said in a fierce tone. Carlisle's expression looked almost scared for a minute, but then it was serious. He nodded in agreement.

"Does this mean I get to play as long as I want until Carlisle gets the schedule ready?" I asked hopefully. Edward rolled his eyes.

"I guess so, Bella," he said. I clapped my hands in excitement as everyone else groaned. Edward handed me the disc and I skipped over to the laptop. I popped the disc in and I was ready. I decided I was tired of always playing the Cullens and myself, so I made another family. It was just a family that I never wanted Edward to see. I was creating Jacob Black. I was never going to see him again, so I missed him. I could have my own virtual Jacob Black right here with me. I picked a copper skinned guy with black hair tied back in a pony-tail. Then, for his outfit, I just put him in a pair of sweatpants and left him bare-chested. The Sims version of him was absolutely perfect. I didn't create Billy, but I built a house that resembled the Black house to a tee. I moved Jacob in and I clapped my hands in approval at my work. I was completely unaware of Edward sitting right across from me.

"What are you so happy about?" Edward asked. I panicked. I saved and returned to the neighborhood, and then I clicked on the Cullen's house so it would seem like I was playing with them.

"Oh, nothing. I am just happy to be back on the computer," I said. It wasn't really a lie. I was really happy to be back on the Sims. I just left out a couple details.

"You have been on the computer for thirty minutes and you are just now getting excited?" Edward asked me in a disbelieving tone. I nodded and looked back down at the screen. Next thing I knew, Edward was right beside me, also looking at the computer screen. If I had panicked before, that was nothing compared to now. The Jacob that I had created had come to the house and rang the doorbell. My Sim was the one who just happened to answer the door.

"Um…Let's skip through this, shall we?" I said in a shaky voice as I hit the triple fast forward. But that only made things worse. The virtual Jacob was now passionately kissing the virtual me.

A/N: So what did you think? I loved writing that last part. Read and Review!

Before I forget: Does anyone know what was wrong with earlier? I could not get on the website earlier and I have no idea why. And then one more thing. For those who are interested, I have a new poll on my profile. It is really random, but I love polls!