"Now, Dear Brother. Explain to me why the hell you are running and screaming in the house" I just decided I don't like Itachi. He seems mean. Sasuke looked at him, with a mad face. He was not happy, at all.
"Oh, No reason. Maybe because that crazy ass pedophile tank of cum fuck faced Orochimaru is in there. Hes trying to violate me, Itachi. I'm gonna end up dead and in his room one day!." Sasuke was still mad. Itachi rolled his eyes. "Then stay in your room. Simple. But hes gonna spend the night. TaTa" He smiled and Closed the door.
I looked at Sasuke. "Tank...Of Cum?" He Shoved me and said "yeah,"
"Sooo, You don't like him?" Sasuke looked at me, questioning my sanity. "What do you think? i just ran from him." I smile and look around his room. I'm darn speechless.
His room is white, With black and dark blue paint splattered everywhere. He has countless Posters in his room, And some abstract art here and there. He has a Television, Laptop, and i saw a Portable DVD. his DVD collection was divine. He had a Mickey Mouse poster on his Closet door. Which was just...odd. He also had a lot of Hair accessories and some makeup. Mostly eyeliner, and He had a bunch of Boots. The boots were, Well, Nifty.
"You like it?" he said. I Run to his boots, and find some boots that had some big ass heels, and its laced up, with about four buckles. I put them both on. They were a little big, but not by much.
He laughes. "So, You like my boots? You can play dress up with my stuff, If you want" Even though he was joking, I really don't care. I'm going to play dress up with his stuff. Yay.
I go into his closet and get some green pants. They were green with a little bit of fishnet areound the pockets, and lots and lots of chains. Then, I grabbed a shirt that had a NES cartridge, And it said Blow me. I come out of his closet and go to his computer and open up itunes. I look at his library, and play See you in hell by Aiden.
"Gosh, I'm gonna do a jig!" I said, And started Jigging out. I look like an Idiot. Huzzah. Sasuke is just on his bed eating a sandwhich.
"Where didst thou get a sandwhich?" I asked. He points to this black box. After about..2 or so minutes, I notice that its a minifridge. I run in there and he has red bull. Naturally, I grab the red bull and I end up drinking the whole thing in about 3 minutes.
"Soo," Said Sasuke. "I do not at all want to stay by myself with just him and Itachi. Can I go to your house?"
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Tiz all.
YES. TANK OF CUM. Heard it once. lol.
And I saw the blow me shirt once. In this Youtube video. Its priceless. I need it.