So, uhhh. YEAH. New chapter. I don't own anything, at all.

Oh, And to all my reviewers: Thank you for reviewing. :D It means alot -sniffsnifftear-

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"Ehh. Sure." I said. No one had ever really been to my house. If you don't count the UPS guy. And he wasn't really in my house. He was just at the door, to give me whatever I ordered off the internet.

Sasuke went to his closet and threw out a random shirt. "okay, I'll take these- Nope. Wait. Naruto, Which is better, the skinny jeans or the baggy ones?" He held up two jeans. The skinny ones were white, and the baggy jeans were black and red.

"The skinny." I said. "And wear that belt over there" I pointed to this black belt with robots and hearts all over it[1. I walked over to the shirt he had thrown on the floor. I realized I was looking at the back of the shirt. On the front it said "Future Trophy Wife[2"

"Found a husband, yet?" I asked.

He turned around, kinda confused for a while. "Oh! I don't know, Have you found a wife?" He asked jokingly.

"Oh, I've had a few offers" I said "But hey, I'll be your husband, Sasuke" I threw the shirt on him and got him some shoes. They were black vans with little zebras on them. I loved them.

Sasuke giggled. "Oh god. I haven't worn these shoes in a while." He walked over to where he kept his makeup, and got some glittery eyeliner, his flat iron, hairspray, and a brush. He threw them next to all the clothes,shoes and stuff. "Hey Naruto, look under my bed and see is you can find something to put all this stuff in, Unless you want to carry all my stuff home"

I went under his bed. "dude! It is disgusting down here. Is that a sandwhich? Uhh, Whatever. I don't see anything. Cept trash." I rambled on and on. He threw some socks at me. "These better be clean, or I'll end you" I said, throwing the socks back.

Sasuke caught the socks. Of course. "Pff, They were clean, smarty. I guess we'll need to use something outta Itachi's room. Come on. But be quiet. Cause Oro will find us and rape us and we probably wont shit right for a week."

"Okay, I'll be quiet. For the sake of our shitting correctly" I whispered. We crept [yes, crept over to Itachis room. It was downstairs. When we got there, Sasuke opened the door and looked inside. No one was in there. He went to Itachis closet, and I just looked around Itachi's room. It was black, and had a huge bed with black and red sheets everywhere. He had posters, and pictures everwhere. I looked at his desk, he had some Pokemon cards[3. Haha. I found some phone numbers and an assload of sodas.

"Kay! I found one." Whisper-yelled Sasuke from his closet. "Oh. Lookee here, His System of a Down shirt. I'll be taking this." he said to himself and we half ran outta there.

We got back to his room and stuffed everything in his brother's bag. He threw the System of A Down shirt in his closet and we went downstairs. he led me to the back door, and we poked our heads out. I saw a bunch of people, and the guy we were running from earlier. "Where is Itachi" Sasuke asked.

"I'm right here" He said, And Sasuke and I Screamed pretty damn loud and fell out into the back yard. "Ow!" I said and pushed Sasuke off of me and we sat up.

"Must you scare us?" Asked Sasuke. Itachi was about to answer, but Sasuke cut him off "Never mind. Why were you behind us?" Itachi smiled. "I was taking a piss, you fool" Sasuke let out a small smile. "Oh. I was just testing you" Itachi rolled his eyes and smiled. A nice smile. Yay.

"Bah Bah, Guess what. I'm going to Narutos' house." Itachi looked at me, "Is it okay with your parents?" He said. I was kinda lost. "Who the Hell is Bah Bah?" I asked.Sasuke pointed to his brother. "That guy." He said.

"Oh. Kay. Now what?" Itachi looked at me, still smiling and asked me again."Oh! I live by myself, So, I guess its okay." Itachi Gave me a thumbs up, And went off to get a soda.

Sasuke and I got up, and went to the kitchen. "Want some food?" Asked Sasuke. I wondered for a minute. "What do you have?"I asked.

Sasuke opened his fridge and pantry, and looked at them both. "We have.. Left over Jack in the box Tacos, Some Burger king, A chicken sandwhich I never ate, Chips and Salsa, Some mexican food, Nachos, some cake-Chocolate, i think, We also have subway, Wendy's, Muffins that Itachi made, Cookies that Itachi made, Anything you would want on a sandwhich, waffles, pancake mix, A bunch of candy, doughnuts, Tuna, and Jello[3. We have more, But I'm not listing it all" He said, turning and smiling at me.

"Hmmm, What are you getting?" I asked. He pondered this for a while. "uhhhh, Either the left over Wendys, or the Nachos." He said. "Nope, I'll go for the Nachos" He concluded.

"Kay, I'll get that Subway sandwhich in there. "I said. He got it for me, and Placed it on the table. "Wanna Drink?" He asked.

"Surprise me." I said. and he threw me a Sprite. We ate, asking each other random questions. He was imaginative. He asked me my Bra size.

When we got done eating, He washed the plates we ate on, And I was the lazy fool I am, and sat on the floor, Asking him questions. When he finished, He sprayed me with water. Yay. "So, Wanna go to my house now?" He nodded, and we got his stuff and went outside, and walked to my house, and who was outside? No other than 'effin Sakura and that Blonde[5.

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1. I have this Belt. I got it at Hottopic for 9 dollars

2. Guy at wal-mart. Hahaha,

3. Imagine Itachi collecting Pokemon Cards. :D

4. Itachi Bakes. And Sasuke likes Sandwhiches. x

5. I am sometimes a Sakura fan. Shes okay, but annoying. Ino..Is okay.