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After a while, Sasuke let go of me. He smiled. "I have to pee"

He went into the bathroom, and stopped for a minute, and closed the door.

"It smells like nail polish remover, Naruto." He turned around.

"why, Yes. Yes it does." I said, and started to make me some instant ramen noodles.

"..But WHY Does it smell like that"

"Long Story, Mi Amigo"

"I have nothing but time, but please hurry, cause I have to pee" he said, sitting down.

I thought for a while. "Well, Gaara wrote all over me with eyeliner, I thought I was getting Eye Makeup remover, and It was nail polish remover."

Sasuke Stood up. "Tch. That was your long story? It took like, 3 seconds." He went into the bathroom and closed the door.

"Well," I yelled at him, " I improvised"

"Yeah, Yeah." he said from the bathroom, "Now hush, cause I can't pee while I talk"

I turned the TV on, and switched it to Discovery Health. They were giving mystery diagnosis, Its a really great show. Check it out. Anyway, I sat on the couch, and put my feet on the table. Then, I felt a wet hand on my head.

"what the hell" I said. Sasuke was messing with my hair, Twirling it and whatnot. "Why are you doing that, Sasuke?AND WHY IS YOUR HAND WET?"

"Its called water, Naruto. I washed my hands when I finished peeing." He smiled. "And I'm touching your hair cause its amazingly fluffy."

"Errr. Thanks?" I said.

"Ya know," Sasuke said, "I haven't had a sandwich in... two days." He walked over to my kitchen, and he looked around for bread. He opened my fridge and got out some mayo, ham, lettuce, cheese, and rice. Then, he went to my pantry, and got some doritos,easy mac and a twix.

He pleaced the bread in the toaster and sat down next to me. "Do you want me to make you a sandwich?" he asked.

"No."

We watched Mystery Diagnosis and Sasuke seemed to like the show.

"I've never seen this one.." he commented. "Naruto, May I ask you something?"

"Hmm?" I said.

"Go maketh me the sandwich!" he said, smiling.

"I don't wanna" I said. "I wanna sit on my lazy butt and watch Discovery Health.

"Pft. I wanna be a doctor someday, so let me watch it. Pleaseee" He said.

"Fine." I gave up. Might as well make his sandwich. I walked over to what he had placed on the stuff he took out. "Do I put all of this on here?"

"Yeah. Thats why I took it out, Smart One" He said, grabbing my laptop.

"you like chocolate and mayo?" I said, while I started making his sandwich.

"I dunno. I just got stuff out" He said. he was logging in onto MSN.

"dude, You're not even watching discovery health. You're gonna make a crappy doctor.." I said.

"Yeahh. About that.." He started "I lied. A doctor is the last thing I'd like to be"

"Oh really?"

"Yes Really"

Sasuke started typing away. He seemed to be IM-ing someone. I finshed his sandwich and gave it to him.

"thank you, naruto!" He said all happily and sweet.

I changed the channel to some cartoon. Sasuke finsihed his sandwich in like, 6 seconds.

"Hmmm. The Twix and Mayo tasted rather well together" he said.

I rolled my eyes. "Its amazing how effing skinny you can be and eat stuff like THAT"

"It confuses me, too, Naruto. Really. I eat all the time. Ooh. Some popcorn would be lovely right now. Get me some, please."

I stood up and made some popcorn. "What the hell am I, Your maid?"

"hahaha! You know, I'd love to see you in a french maid costume, actually. It would be amazingly hot."

"Haha. Never, Sasuke. Never"

He closed the laptop, and stood up. "Well, Its getting dark outside. See you tomorrow, Naruto"

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