Tessa dragged over a young woman in her twenties by the wrist. She was Asian and had dark hair and was wearing black top and black shorts.

"So Tifa. It's your turn to go and do yo thang!" Tessa did a little hip-hop dace with these last three words.

"Well I guess so." Tifa replied.

"And what will you be singing?"

"I will be singing Butterfly from that DDR game." Tifa explained.

"A yes very nice." Tessa replied distractedly. "So, you go now" and she shoved Tifa into the room. Tifa flew past the judges and hit the wall with a loud crash. She got up very wobbley.

"Hello" Rufus said as she got up.

"Hello Hello" Rude said peeking over his sunglasses.

"YAY TIFA! MY FRIEND! I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT!" Yuffie screamed wildly, throwing her arms in the air. Tifa looked down at her outfit. It was the one she always wore, nothing at all had changed on it.

"Oh, Okay then" she replied.

"You may proceed to singing then proceed to leaving" Rufus said bluntly. Tifa cleared her throat preparing to sing.

"I've been searching for a man All across Japan Just to find, to find my samurai." She bellowed at the judges. Singing louder didn't make her sound better. "Someone who is strong but still a little shy. Yes I need, I need my samurai. Iyaiyai, I'm your little butterfly. Green, black and blue, make the colors in the sky. Iyaiyai, I'm your little butterfly. Green, black and blue, make the colors in the sky." Along with this horrible song went a dance. Not any dance but a wild and out of control gypsy dance that was even worse then the song.

"Okay that's enough" Rufus said rubbing his head. Tifa ceased the crazy dance. "That was…"

"AMAZING! I LOVED IT!" Yuffie screamed.

"Can you only talk in capital letters?" Rude asked.

" I THINK SO!…YAY!" Yuffie shrieked again.

"That was frightening Tifa I have to be honest with you." Rude said. You could tell this statement was really breaking his heart.

"I would of said dreadful, maybe even violating" Rufus butted in. Tears welled up in Tifa's eyes.

"HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH HURTFUL THINGS?" Yuffie once again bellowed to the heavens.

"Easy, watch. Yuffie you are an annoying little moron that doesn't know when to throw yourself pr your throwing star at the enemy." Rude said bluntly and at that moment Yuffie lost it and a flood of tears gushed from Yuffie's eyes.

"Tifa, you may leave." Rufus said. Tifa ran out of the room tears streaming down her face. Tessa, just then, got up and rushed to the crying Tifa.

"So, I guess it went pretty well. You have tears of joy in your eyes!" Tessa said.

"You idiot these are regular tears." Tifa said whipping her eyes.

"I'M NOT AN IDIOT" Tessa exploded and walloped Tifa good in the face rendering Tifa unconscious. "Sorry about that folks!"

"That's okay she was stupid anyway" The folks on the risers all replied in unison. At these word Tessa perked up a bit.

"Your right I'm not feeling to bad… maybe at the end me and Tifa could have a death match right in the auditioning room to see who is better. I, of course, will rein superior over her and the rest of the world with my awesome-" Tessa ranted on.

"GET ON WITH IT!" The folks screamed in unison again, just then for no apparent reason, a small child hurled its ice cream on the floor.

"Oh yeah, sorry. Anyway next up is my good old buddy Cloud!" Tessa said reaching out of camera shot and pulling in the spiky blond haired boy. "So…"

"How did you do that?" Cloud asked in amazement, he had been previously walking out of the bathroom on the other side of the room when she had done this.

"With magic of course" She said this like it was an obvious thing "Anyway your next, any last words?"

"You're going to kill me in there?" Cloud asked in a shocked and fearful tone.

"Ah, yes very moving. Quote of the century" Tessa said not even hearing or caring what his last words were and she once again hurled another contestant into the auditioning room