I do not own anything, not even the BackStreet Boys…you'll see. This will be Cloud's audition. I hope you enjoy it…Cloud may not be EXACTLY in character for this. Oh, I don't enjoy country music…don't take it personally I just HATE country music and Carrie Underwood.

The blond recovered from his fall.

"What's with her?" As he attempted to regain his balance.

"With who?" Rude asked,

"Your host!"

"Tessa? Ain't she a doll?" Rude said fondly.

"She just hurler Tifa and me into this auditioning room then knocked Tifa's lights out when she called Tessa an idiot!" Cloud screamed.

"Well you weren't going in on your own." Rufus tried to justify for Tessa.

"I WAS GOING TO! THAT'S WHY I'M HERE!" Cloud screamed to the heavens.

"Oh, well maybe we should talk to her. TESSA COULD YOU COME IN HERE FOR A SECOND" Rude bellowed instead of going to the door, peeking his head out and gesturing to Tessa to come in here, but unfortunately that is to logical and that simply would not be accepted in my story. Anyway,

"Yeah." Tessa came in happily.

"Could said that you assaulted Tifa and forced all of our contestants into this room." Rufus said. "Is this true?"

"Well a little bit" Tessa said nervously scuffing the ground wit her feet and twisting her hair around her finger.

"Well as long as you admit to it. Your free to leave" Rude said, letting Tessa off the hook. Cloud stared at the judges then back at Tessa, then back to the judges again.

"What- she. I mean to say…THAT'S CRAP" Cloud finally blurted out. Tessa smiled widely and skipped out to the lobby.

"Don't worry about her, silly! Just sing your lovely song for us." Yuffie said resting her head on her hands and her elbows on the table.

"Okay sure. I'm going to sing 'On My Own' by Hedley." Cloud stated. Yuffie smiled and nodded to tell him to go on.

"Stayed awake all night toss and turning. Now my blood shot eyes are burnin'. Workin' out why this ain't workin' Fight after fight after fight And now it's killin' me You were too busy to believe in All the run away dreams I was dreamin' Time to pack up and go I'm leavin' Fight after fight after fight And now I gotta be On My Own-" Cloud sang.

"That's good enough" Rufus said. He was obviously bored, his paper which contained all the names of the contestants and now cleverly folded into a paper hat.

Rude dove into his suit jacket inside pocket and drew out a pair of purple tinted sunglasses and dawned them. "Dude, I don't think that was up to par, man. I mean it was okay but not great… More dancing is required I think."

"DEFINATLY MORE DANCING! I LOVE TO DANCE!" Yuffie shrieked in excitement.

"Dancing would be satisfactory" Rufus said now unfolding his paper hat to construct it into a lovely swan. Little unknown fact about Rufus, he is the origami king of the north.

"If dancing is what you want then dancing is what you'll get." Cloud said. His spontaneously ripped off his shirt and preformed the single most greatest boy band routine in history, not even the BackStreet Boys could pull these mad skillz off. It goes with out saying that each judge was shocked to the very core, and I bet they didn't know that men could actually do the splits and the fact that Cloud had this routine ready for them

"STOP! STOP! I'VE SEEN ENOUGH!" Yuffie screamed. Cloud stopped breathing really hard; well you would to after performing that hard. "DO IT AGAIN!" Yuffie scream to Rufus and Rude's horror.

"NO NOT AGAIN!" They shouted in unison.

"Fine, I won't but was the dancing good?" Cloud asked.

"NO!" Both Rufus and Rude screamed in horror, they could not bare to see that display of male gymnastics again.

"YEAH IT WAS BABY!" Yuffie yelled clapping her hands together. At that moment Cloud began to become terrified of Yuffie.

"Uh, I'm going to leave now." Cloud said edging to the door.

"Please, before I shoot myself." Rufus said rubbing his forehead. At these words Cloud bolted out the door.

"SooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo?" Tessa asked in her most annoying voice.

"They didn't like my singing but then after they told me to dance so I did then they hated that even more." Cloud said kind of defeated.

That's to bad but maybe you can still win because it really doesn't matter on how bad you sing, because on American Idol the let that stupid Hill Billy Carrie Underwear or whatever win…I mean who was she sleeping with?" Tessa started her 6-hour rant.

"Fine, this is for the ladies out there." Give the camera a very devilish smile.

Some were off camera a voice could be heard exclaiming, "I MEAN WHO EVEN LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC ANYWAY!"