Still I do not own anything…that's sad. Oh well, I'm so excited! I GOT 2 REVIEWS! THEIR MY FIRST ONES EVER WOOT! Thank you Night Genie and videogameandanime-empress for giving me my first ever reviews in the history of the Internet! WOOT!

I completely forgot that I'm not supposed to write in script. The last couple chapters format will be changing but the story will be the same. Thanks again Night Genie!

ON WITH THE SHOW!

ELAPSED TIME OF TESSA RANTING: 35 minutes

Rude, the bald judge stuck his sunglassed head out of the auditioning room door and whistled to get the ranting Tessa's attention. "Yo, Tessa! Get back to work!"

"Oh right! The next contestant will be" Tessa dove her hand into a black top hat and with drew a name " CID HIGHWIND! COME ON UP!"

Cid Highwind gallivanted up to Tessa. He was much taller then her. He had blond hair and was wearing a crooked smile on his face. On his body, he wore a blue T-shirt and jeans. The T-shirt was made our of some sort of thin material and when it lay flat across his stomach you could see all of his abs and he was holding a large spear in one hand.

Tessa stared at him. " A POINTED STICK?"

"It's a spear Tessa we've been over this" Cid answered.

"A POINTED STICK! I just don't get it. How are you supposed to do any damage with that, I mean, this…" She unsheathed her two every large one-handed shotguns. "Is a weapon. Non of this pointed stick nonsense."

" Okay fine you win can I just go and audition now?" He asked.

"Uh, fine sure. Go ahead." She replied distractedly. So, Cid marched right past the auditioning room door and lights and buzzers went off as soon a he past through the door.

"CONGRADULATIONS YOU ARE THE FIRST CONTESTENT NOT TO BE HURLED THROUGH THE DOORS!" Yuffie screamed and sprinkled him with confetti. "YOU MAY NOW AUDITION! WOO HOO!" She through the rest of the confetti on Rufus who did not look pleased.

"I'm going to be singing Hound Dog by Elvis" Cid announced brushing confetti off his shoulders.

"A fine choice." Brushing Confetti off his head while glaring at Yuffie.

Cid cleared his throat got into an Elvis dance pose and sang "You aint nothin but a hound dog Cryin all the time. You aint nothin but a hound dog Cryin all the time. Well, you aint never caught a rabbit and you aint no friend of mine." He then proceeded to dance wildly like Elvis Presley. It was surprising on how good the performance actually was.

The three judges stared at him. Rude even took off his glasses and wiped them clean.

"You can stop now." Rufus finally said. Cid stopped huffing and puffing.

"THAT WAS HORRIBLE" Yuffie screamed and she through her coke bottle at him.

"It was not! I thought it was great! He could be an Elvis impersonator if he wasn't blond!" Rude said to Yuffie, furious at her. "You liked Tifa but not Cid? How does you brain work?" Rude asked throwing his arms in the air.

"It doesn't that's the problem" Rufus replied. Everyone including Yuffie and turned around and looked a Rufus. He looked back at them saying, "What somebody had to say it" He shrugged.

Cid decided this was a good time to leave so he spun around and with one final "Thank-you, Thank you every much" he walked on out of there. Needless to say the judging room will be much frostier for the next contestants.

"So Mr. Pointed Stick, how did it go?" Tessa asked.

"Yuffie didn't like it but Rude did. Rufus just told Yuffie she was an idiot. Then I thought that was a pretty good time to leave." Cid replied

"That was a good idea." Tessa patted him on the head then shooed him away. "Okay next victim is…" She closed her eyes and spun in a circle with her finger out stretched. She stopped and landed on a tall man with black hair and a long red cape with a very tall collar. "Vincent?"