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Chapter 3: Pizza Prank

School had just gotten out and Mike and Dib met up in front of the entrance to walk back to Dib's house. On the way Dib was asking Mike a bunch of paranormal stuff.

"What about ghosts?"

"Real."

"Loch Ness Monster?"

"Not real."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah dude, every photo ever seen was doctored."

"Hmm . . . how about Bigfoot?"

"Just a big hairy guy that lives over in the North West."

"But I saw him using my belt sander once?"

"Yeah, the guy has a fetish for power tools for some reason."

"Oh . . . I guess that makes sense then."

They walked up to Dib's front yard and saw a bunch of crates and luggage on the door step. Dib looked at it. "What is all this stuff?" Mike said, "Well, one crate is full of surveillance equipment, the luggage are clothes, and that other crate is full of guns, ammo, tactical stuff like that." Dib looked at Mike in disbelief. "Guns, ammo. I've been doing this for five years and I've only used water guns on Zim." Mike said. "And that is why he is still trying to take over the Earth now is he?" Dib tilted his head down. "You see Dib. You like to take the 'wait-and-see' approach: watch Zim and only strike when he does. What you got to do is mix it up a bit. Try something different. Take action before Zim does. If you've been doing the same thing for five years, he won't be expecting a thing." Dib thought for a moment. "Well, I guess we can give your method a try."

Suddenly Gaz, now in eighth grade, walks between the two boys and stops in front of Mike's stuff, which is blocking the door. "Hey mega-dweebs. Move this crap so I can go inside and order a pizza", Gaz said without looking back at them. Mike and Dib just shrugged their shoulders at eachother and started moving the stuff inside.

Meanwhile in the Lair of Zim.

Zim was in a big chair thinking of what happened at school today. He was frustrated at how Mike knew water burned his skin. "Hmm . . . maybe that Mike-worm just didn't know. Oh, he will pay. HE WILL PAY!!."

All of the sudden Gir flies out the elevator and starts throwing waffles at Zim. "Ugh Gir this is hardly the time for waffles now, I am trying to figure out how to take revenge on that Mike-filth." "Okey Dokey!", Gir surprisingly obeyed his master and went to plug his head into the power amplifier (ya know, from the baby episode). "Wait a minute. THAT"S IT!!" Zim yelled. "What's it!?" Gir yelled from his stupid ride on the amplifier. "I'll invent a cannon that will fire waffles a supersonic speeds, lodging them deeply in the Mike-stinks normal-sized head! I AM A GENIUS!! GENIUS!!" Zim then started laughing his signature laugh which Gir joined shortly after.

WAAAAAFFFFFLES!!

Outside of Zim's house was Mike and Dib. Dib was in his normal attire and Mike was dressed as a Bloaty's Pizza delivery guy with a pizza. "So what's the plan again?" Dib said looking through a pair of binoculars at Zim's house.

"Ok, thanks to the delivery guy that brought us our pizzas, I'm gonna walk up to the door and give Zim this pizza."

"That's it?"

"Nope. You didn't let me finish." Mike opened the pizza box. He was surprised to see a black box in the middle. "This, Dib, is a tear gas trip grenade. I'm gonna rig it so it sets off when the box is opened." Mike set the grenade and closed the box.

"So wait a minute. How is this supposed to help with stopping Zim?"

By now Mike was already half-way to the door. "Uh . . . I don't know. I thought it would be funny."

Mike rang the doorbell. The door opened and standing there was a little green dog disguised robot, which Dib informed Mike of earlier. "Pizza delivery." Mike said in a boring monotone voice. "Thank you. I . . . I love you." Gir took the box and closed the door. Dib, hiding behind the fence, thought, 'Oh no Gir got the pizza. This whole thing is ruined.' Mike got mad and started banging on the door yelling. "Hey, that pizza is five-fifty!" Mike kept this up until Zim answered the door. "What do you want?! Can't you see that Zim is busy?!" Zim obviously didn't recognize Mike in the Bloaty's iniform. "Yeah, your dog took his pizza and I expect to be paid." Mike said impatiently. "What! I didn't order any pizza. Ugh! Gir must've ordered it. Fine here you go." Zim gave Mike a ten and closed the door. Mike ran over where Dib was hiding. "Here it comes." Mike said with anticipation. Mike and Dib peeked over Zim's fence. They could see Zim and Gir in the living room, Gir just about to open the pizza box. Suddenly the noxious gas from the grenade filled the house. Dib and Mike could here Zim choking and screaming "MY EYES!!" They started walking back to Dib's house. "Man that was great!" Dib said. "Well this ten dollars says that was a job well done." Mike added. "Hey, I'm gonna hit the town quick and get a weenie. You want anything?" "Yeah, I could go for a chili weenie right about now." "Alright I'll pick one up for you." Mike waved back at Dib and headed for town while Dib went home.

Mike got into town and started asking around where a weenie stand was. He got directions and headed to the only one around. He went up to the weenie guy running the stand. "Two chili weenies please." Mike paid for the weenies and was about to head for Dib's house when he realized something. Mike, who had already finished his weenie, took out his cell phone and called Dib.

"Hello?"

"Hey Dib it's Mike."

"Oh , hey. Was sup?"

"Ya know the weenie stand?"

"Yeah what about it?"

"Is it normally the size of a city block and like fifty stories high?" Mike said looking up at the immense size of the alleged stand.

"What?! Are you sure?!" Dib sounded like he was having a heart-attack on the other side of the phone.

"Dude we just tear-gassed an alien's house. Why would I joke about something like this?"

"Ok! Hold on I'll be right there with my camera!"

Mike hung up his cell phone and looked at what can now be considered a weenie skyscraper. "What's so weird about a giant weenie stand that made Dib freak out like that?" Mike walked around to the other side of the stand. There was a door with writing on it that Mike couldn't understand. He cocked an eyebrow saying, "Hello. What do we have here?"

Wootness to the max!!

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