Kagome awoke the next morning realizing that her I-pod had gone dead on her.
"Shit" She cursed under her breath. She got up and headed to the bathroom to go and pee. While she was using the bathroom she heard Inuyasha stir.
"HOLLY FUCK!" He yelled. Kagome then decided to come out of the bathroom to see what he was cussing about. When she looked over at his face she burst out laughing.
"DID YOU DO THIS KAGOME?" Inuyasha yelled.
"No, not that I can remember I didn't." Kagome said as she calmed down just a little bit.
"How far do you actually remember?"
"I only remember to the part where I was looking through cd's. After that I don't remember much."
"So you did this and you don't remember?"
"Yea I say I problley did. But hey you pissed me off last night so shut the hell up prick." Kagome said and went to go make some tea for herself.
"Did she just call me a prick?" Inuyasha asked himself.
Kagome walked back into the living room and sat down in a chair. She looked at all the beer bottles lying around and the glasses along with the all the garbage. She sighed.
"Inuyasha will you be a dear and pick up the apartment?" Kagome asked all-to-sweetly.
"Hell no I won't. Not after you done this to me. You can pick it up yourself!" Inuyasha said from the bathroom.
"Fine then I'll just leave and go to Sango's and stay for a couple of days." Kagome yelled back. About the time Kagome quit yelling there was a knock on the door. Kagome got up to go answer it.
"Yes?" She asked.
"This is your eviction notice." The young woman said.
"What for? I pay my damn rent every fucking month!" Kagome said turning red in the face.
"Partying is not prohibited in this apartment complex. I'm very sorry. You got until tomorrow to get all your junk and leave."
"Kagome who the hell is it?" Inuyasha yelled.
"We're getting evicted." Kagome said.
"What the hell for?"
The young woman was still standing in front of the door. She was curios who was in the house with this woman. His voice sounded all too familiar.
"Partying is not prohibited." Kagome said mocking the woman. Inuyasha walked out of the bathroom and saw the young woman.
"Kikyo?" Inuyasha said.
"In...Inuyasha." Kikyo said.
"Who in the fuck is this?" Kagome yelled at Inuyasha.
"That's who I was engaged to before I proposed to you sweetie." Inuyasha said.
"SWEETIE! SWEETIE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU UP TO YOU BASTARD!" Kagome yelled at him.
"Nothing Kagome I swear!" Inuyasha said.
"This is the tramp you left me for?" Kikyo asked getting mad.
"TRAMP!" Kagome yelled in Kikyo's face.
"That's right bitch you heard me!" Kikyo yelled back. Kagome couldn't take it no more. She was on a hangover and her and her fiancé was fighting. She snapped. She plunged her fist right into Kikyo's mouth. Kikyo stumbled backwards and about fell off the rail. Kikyo lunged forward and Kagome grabbed Kikyo by the hair of her head and slammed her face into the brick wall beside of her.
"IT'S MISS BITCH TO YOU CUNT!" Kagome yelled as she slung her to the ground.
Kikyo managed to get up, she took off running.
"YOU JUST WAIT BITCH! I'LL HAVE YOUR ASS KILLED AND ALSO TELL YASHIE-POO THAT I LOVE HIM!"Kikyo yelled as she turned the corner. Kagome stormed back into the apartment and slammed the door and headed straight to her room. Inuyasha was still standing there blinking at the door. He turned around just in time to see a tear roll down Kagome's chhek.
"Damn what's up now?" Inuyasha asked himself.
"Well let's think her good buddy!"
"Who said that?" Inuyasha asked.
"Your conscience!" It yelled.
"Am I loosing my mind?"
"No but you shall call me LeRoy!" LeRoy said.
"Why LeRoy?" Inuyasha asked.
""Because of that song!"
"What song?"
" 'I wouldn't trade ohh LeRoy…' Duhhh! That use to be our jam."
"Well I don't remember." Inuyasha said.
"………."
"Hey you still there?"
"Yea. So what did you do to piss Kagome off?" LeRoy asked.
"I dunno."
"Well dumbass go figure it out!"
"No she's pissed and last time I about got my damn dick cut off!"
"Ohhhh riiiigggghhhhhtttt. I remember that!"
"How am I able to talk to you?" Inuyasha asked.
"Well besides being the better looking part of you I am also your demon side too." LeRoy explained.
"Go on."
"Well I know when our mate is mad and I think that we should go in there and fix all of this shit!"
"MATE! ME AND KAGOME HAVEN'T EVEN AHD SEX YET! SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT SHE'S MY MATE?"
"Well dumbass you two are engaged and shit so yea!"
"Yea what?"
"It's gonna happen sooner or later!" LeRoy said dancing around in Inuyasha's brain.
"Fuck this shit. I'm going to go and see what's wrong with Kagome!"
"Good for you Clyde."
"Who's Clyde?" Inuyasha asked himself.
Inuyasha was quickly pulled out of his conversation when he heard Kagome crying. He walked into her room and laid down next to her.
"What's wrong Kags?" Inuyasha asked.
"You love her don't you?" Kagome asked.
"Who?"
"That slut Kikyo!"
"No Kagome if I did then I would've never had called you!"
"Dude be easy on her she's heart broken!" LeRoy budged in.
"Not now LeRoy." Inuyasha said to himself.
"Who are you thinking about?" Kagome asked.
"LeRoy." Inuyasha said and sighed.
"Who?"
"Nobody."
"Tell me who Inuyasha."
"My conscience."
"Well…..why is his name LeRoy?" Kagome asked.
"That song." Inuyasha said.
"By Big and Rich?"
"Yea."
"Well mines Sally."
"Why Sally?"
"Long story maybe some other time I'll tell ya." Kagome said and smiled.
"Why was you crying?"
"Because I just knew that Kikyo and you was gonna run off together and never see you again."
"Kagome, honey, I love you and I would never do you that way. If I was going to run off with Kikyo I would've never called or came and seen you!" Inuyasha said and smiled.
Kagome returned the smile and kissed his forehead.
"Wanna go clubbing tonight?" Kagome asked.
"Say yes! That means that we get to dance up against her. That's better than nothing!" LeRoy said.
"Sure baby!" Inuyasha said and smiled.
"Hey Inuyasha and Kagome!" Sango's voice yelled through the door.
"In my room!" Kagome yelled.
"You guys wanna go clubbing?" Miroku asked.
"Yea I done asked Inuyasha!" Kagome said.
"Which one tho?" Inuyasha asked.
"I like the one New Moon." Sango said.
"Me too!" Kagome and Miroku both said.
"Well we will go there!" Inuyasha said and smiled.